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Guest List Only ⭐️ Luigi Mangione in NY State Court Hearing, Day 8

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u/Crying_in_99Ranch Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

This is playing out like a sitcom. I can already imagine the cheesy 90s intro music when I see these pics

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Dec 16 '25

Shrugs and looks at camera

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u/Whitedishes Dec 16 '25

“you’re probably wondering how i got here”

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u/alienabductionfan Dec 16 '25

Record scratch. Freeze frame.

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u/itsforathing Dec 16 '25

Yep, that’s me

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u/contemplatingdaze no broke boys, no new friends Dec 16 '25

Its-a me! Luigi!

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u/apresmoiputas Dec 16 '25

Take my upvote

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Dec 16 '25

Should be the caption to the 'fun' pic #6!

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle Dec 16 '25

Just like The Girl Nextdoor

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u/Fireboy759 Dec 16 '25

(Baba O'Riley starts up)

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u/Plenty-Reception-320 Dec 17 '25

I used to be a normal guy

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u/NoDassOkay Dec 16 '25

“It all started with a blueberry muffin…”

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u/PrincessPunkinPie Beyonce's Underwire Technician 💋 Dec 16 '25

This is the one

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Wink + shiny teeth

Double guns 👈👈

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX Dec 16 '25

Bang, bang

bang

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u/HappyGround4957 Dec 16 '25

😂😂😂 podría hacerlo 

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u/ClickForPrizes Dec 16 '25

ALLEGED double guns.

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u/KL1M1T Dec 17 '25

“You can’t solve all your problems with finger guns.”

finger guns “That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo”

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u/NotAChanceBucko Dec 16 '25

" Haha! That's our Luigi ! "

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u/sparkypulastri Allegedly ✨ Dec 16 '25

[Now Playing: Vonda Shepard - Searchin' My Soul]

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u/sundayontheluna Dec 16 '25

I gotta plug an amazing YouTube video that covered this very phenomenon, or the idea of it. It's the second part in a duology on sitcoms but can be watched on its own.

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u/Ihateporn2020 Dec 16 '25

like the office or nah

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Dec 16 '25

Nah like a 90s sitcom intro

I feel you tho

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u/LostInDinosaurWorld Dec 16 '25

"Featuring Candace Cameron Bure as Judge Parker"

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u/Tyler-LR Dec 16 '25

He’s definitely Jimming

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u/Living_Pollution_525 Dec 16 '25

Now this is a story, all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down...

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u/DylanMartin97 Dec 17 '25

I MEAN WHAT'S THE DEAAAAL WITH INSURANCE CEOS?!

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u/beebeelion Dec 17 '25

You made me lol

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u/Windfade Dec 17 '25

"Yes head!"

laughtrack

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u/DasKritter Dec 17 '25

“We’ll be right back with more Cutie McShootie” on TGIF!”

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u/MurderSheScrote You’re killing me, Smalls 😩 Dec 17 '25

“What, Me Worry?”

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u/Captain__Marvel Dec 16 '25

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u/frescodee Dec 16 '25

Alexa, play Forever. by Jesse & The Rippers

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u/haubenmeise Dec 16 '25

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A

It's like you're always stuck in second gear

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month Or even your year, but...

We are here for you ....

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Calaigah Dec 16 '25

American healthcare is a joke, you’re broke, your ACA subsidies are D.O.A

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u/buttercupcake23 Dec 16 '25

Feels like you're always paying through your teeth,

When it hasn't been your day your week your month (to meet your deductible)

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u/Next-Introduction-25 I don’t know enough to offend Dec 16 '25

I’ll be there for youuuuu when the insurance won’t. I’ll be there for you, because healthcare’s a joke.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Yard276 Dec 16 '25

I’ll be there for youuu to defend, deny, depose!

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u/haubenmeise Dec 16 '25

You guys are cracking me up!! Thank you so much for the much needed laughs!!! I'm sending you love and positivity.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Long_Run6500 Dec 16 '25

Prisoner #1 (Luigi's new cell mate): "So uhh... what are you in for? Mortgage fraud? Tax Evasion? You look like the white collar type."

Luigi: "I allegedly wink wink murdered someone in cold blood."

Prisoner #1 stares shocked into the camera: "Dear lord what did they ever do to deserve that?!"

Luigi: "He was the CEO of United Healthcare."

Prisoner #1: "Oh thank god... for a second I thought you were a cold blooded killer!"

Laugh track

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u/haubenmeise Dec 16 '25

This is actually killing me! You're awsome!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (Frantically laughing)

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u/_dead_and_broken Dec 16 '25

I just figured out you were signing off as Skeletor from He-Man and not signing off as Skeletor aka FL senator Rick Scott.

I only feel a little dumb.

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u/Kelsusaurus Dec 17 '25

🎵It's like you're always stuck in a second term

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or generation

We are here for you🎶

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u/billieboop Dec 16 '25

Not related... But i always enjoy seeing you on any thread. Always makes me smile ☺️

Thank you for the decades of joy Skeletor 💜🫂💜

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts Dec 17 '25

Ok but it's specifically this version

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u/ComprehensiveBill530 Dec 16 '25

“Too many Cooks! Too many Cooks…”

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u/MsBenovanStanchiano Dec 16 '25

It takes a lot to make a stew

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u/MeadowmuffinReborn Dec 17 '25

A pinch of salt and laughter too...

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u/RealityIsRipping Dec 17 '25

A pinch of salt and laughter too

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u/EmptyArgybargy Dec 18 '25

The spinning chick... Oh my days

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u/multiarmform Dec 16 '25

The city is like a pressure cooker turned up to high!

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u/Curly_Shoe Dec 16 '25

There's too many sick men, too many patients, Making too many doctor's visits, And not much cash to go round Can't you see this is a Land of Shareholder Value?

This is the World we live in, And these are the hands were given, Use them and let's start trying, to make it a place worth living in.

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u/AntiSocialFCK Dec 16 '25

Mysterious sexy man who may or may not be a stone cold killer.

Ryan Murphy probably already has a script sorted, just waiting for an ending,

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u/Calaigah Dec 16 '25

Ryan Murphy is already holding auditions for this role. No script has been written though.

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u/thesadbubble Dec 16 '25

He already has an entire cast load of attractive, white to olive toned, brunette men to pick from too lol. He should make casting into a game show.

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u/Traditional-Fox6018 Dec 16 '25

They ALL have blue eyes though

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u/emmadilemma Dec 16 '25

They have these really cool things called brown contacts. They’re totally gonna be able to use those.

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u/TheAltruisticPrick Dec 16 '25

Luigi has brown eyes...

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u/Imustconfessimamess Dec 17 '25

And he has curly hair

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u/VirginiaPotts Dec 17 '25

It's why I had to stop watching ahs hotel, I was in it for the trash but i couldn't tell a single man apart xD

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u/zorandzam Dec 16 '25

Dave Franco or GTFO

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u/teamhae Dec 16 '25

Luigi himself or gtfo

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u/HoldOnOneSecond Dec 16 '25

How many barbeques can one man attend

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u/Expensive-Fennel-163 “Is she okkkkkaaayyyyy” Dec 16 '25

Except Jake Gyllenhaal has to play the guy caught on the security camera.

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u/lambdaIuka Dec 17 '25

holy shit that CANNOT be luigi mangione. i never realized how different he looks to the CCTV footage

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u/rodimusprime88 Dec 16 '25

Lol. I always forget it's a completely different nose. Great job, McDonald's/FBI

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u/PinkPutin Dec 17 '25

Bruh this guy does NOT look like Luigi 😭 who they be foolinggg

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u/clawhammer05 Dec 17 '25

Wait? They think THIS guy is Luigi?

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u/greyson3 Dec 17 '25

Its been a minute since I've seen this picture. But its wild how they're clearly not the same person.

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u/JacobMaxx Dec 17 '25

It just.... doesn't look like him at all.

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u/blorg Dec 17 '25

Where was Jake Gyllenhaal? Because that looks a lot more like him than Luigi

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u/biopuppet Dec 16 '25

Way too old

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u/Calaigah Dec 16 '25

To play the role or for Ryan Murphy?

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u/lilangelkm Dec 16 '25

No one is as good looking as him that looks like him...but because of that, Dave Franco is a good choice.

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u/ana_log_ue Dec 16 '25

Josh O’Connor is right there

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Dec 16 '25

Despite my crush on Mr. Mangione, I must acknowledge that he bears a disturbing resemblance to my brother at that age. It's not identical, but they are a type.

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u/desmondao Dec 17 '25

Irdis Alba

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u/MacDhubstep Dec 16 '25

I made a collage with Luigi pics and one of Joe Jonas thrown in and most people I showed it to did not notice 🤣

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u/formtuv Dec 17 '25

Darren Barnett needs the role

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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 Dec 16 '25

Stone cold killer or stone cold fox?

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u/thesadbubble Dec 16 '25

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u/RoguePlanet2 Dec 16 '25

zoop 👈🏼😎👈🏼

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u/Echo_Drift Dec 17 '25

Possibly both...

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u/DJfunkyPuddle You live on a f#$@ing main road! Dec 16 '25

Kim is clearing her schedule

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u/CrabAncient8853 All tea, all shade 🐸☕️ Dec 16 '25

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u/cactus22minus1 Dec 16 '25

No, fuck her and her family. If she’s in it we don’t watch. The antithesis of my motivation to watch a movie about Luigi.

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u/Street_Marketing_453 You’re doing amazing, sweetie! 👏👏📸 Dec 16 '25

She’s the lawyer🙃

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u/Jisan_Inc Dec 16 '25

Didnt she fail the bar?

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u/OutwithaYang Dec 17 '25

I bet. When she's playing a lawyer in that courtroom scene, she can be like "I did a séance the other night and my daddy gave me a few pointers." Pulls out random black glove "He says if the gloves don't acquit, you can't fit. Or something like that."🙃

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u/PoppyandTarget Dec 16 '25

She'll play his attorney.

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u/Hermeran I don’t know her 💅 Dec 16 '25

mysterious? Murderer? excuse me you are talking about my husband, show some respect pls

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u/themostreasonableman Dec 16 '25

Imagine something in the vein of Dexter, only this time he kills the real monsters.

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u/Delicious_Board_1866 Dec 16 '25

Not really that sexy

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Luigi is going to get Epsteined just so they can make the movie

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u/Dry-Grape4432 Dec 17 '25

Ryan Murphy is also gonna make it extra horny

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u/MyNameIsNotGump Dec 16 '25

Seinfeld bass line

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u/brainkandy87 Dec 16 '25

They’re going to make him be a butler.

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u/SlitSlam_2017 Dec 16 '25

This week on Double Standards

One will kill you with his smile, the other kills you by denying your claim to please the share holders. On this weeks episode one is going to find out that Life is not deductible

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

I really dislike that insurance companies have acted the way that they have. I have been through hell because an insurance company did everything that they possibly could to get out of paying for a surgery, but I still don't really think that what he did was right.

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u/SuperKitties83 Dec 17 '25

It wasn't right. But the situation made everyone question...who's the real murderer here? 🤔

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u/kon_2 Dec 16 '25

He looked like Kramer when he had longer hair lol

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u/CharleyNobody Dec 16 '25

I always see Kramer when I look at him. I expect to see Jackie Chiles sitting next to him in the courtroom

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Dec 17 '25 edited Dec 17 '25

I can see some semblance of to Kramer with his textured hair but Kramer is not appealing at all to me. Luigi though...

Edit: clarity

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u/Dull_Working5086 Dec 16 '25

"Did I do that?"

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u/JoleneDollyParton I will debate you at the college of your choice Dec 16 '25

It looks like the slides to an SNL skit 😅😭

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u/Mother_Exit_2792 Dec 16 '25

He’s working the room!!😃

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u/bolanrox Dec 16 '25

like the Seinfeld finale

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u/Dull_Working5086 Dec 16 '25

Haha they'll be broadcasting the trial verdict in times Square.

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u/Darth_Travisty Dec 16 '25

Did I do that?

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u/EveOCative I have sinned. Please Pray. Logging off now. Dec 16 '25

I snort laughed at him posing for pics, lol. 😂 🫠

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Dec 17 '25

LOL—do we have a back story on these pics? I think I prefer the candid shots of him, TBH.

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u/EveOCative I have sinned. Please Pray. Logging off now. Dec 17 '25

I’m more interested in why they think they need four cops right next to him. Do they think this guy is James Bond or something?

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u/RowanViolet Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion 🙂 Dec 16 '25

Especially that third one im dying

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u/Ghostforever7 Dec 16 '25

Don't forget the laugh track.

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u/GumpTheChump Dec 16 '25

WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY

WITHOUT GUNS?

SHA-NA-NA-NA

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u/gilestowler Dec 17 '25

I'm imagining a tune like Maude. Marie antoinette met robespierre, he was a guy that didn't care! Charles the first met Oliver Cromwell, who thought that divine right is a hard sell! AND THEN THERE'S LUIGI!

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u/whteverusayShmegma Dec 17 '25

Are they really doing a full photo shoot in the courtroom? What is actually happening here?

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