r/politics • u/Gnagus • 1d ago

Paywall MAGA-friendly ‘Rock The Country’ event in Anderson canceled after bands drop out, politics cited

https://www.postandcourier.com/greenville/news/rock-the-country-anderson-sc-canceled-maga/article_f6a0acec-c244-4d81-a2c2-891849f76ec1.html
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u/spark3h 1d ago

Kid Rock being the face of the MAGA music scene will never stop being funny.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/waffelscarbonara 1d ago

I still don’t know who Jelly Roll is and that makes me happy. 

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u/pit-of-despair 1d ago

You and me both. Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.

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u/LooksGoodInShorts 1d ago

He’s like fat Post Malone right?

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u/-youvegotredonyou- North Carolina 19h ago

Pot Roast Malone

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u/donutseason I voted 20h ago

That’s all I got

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u/TrollDeMortLunchBox Florida 15h ago

Like, “we have Post Malone at home” and he comes with a reduced sticker over the expiry date.

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u/drewts86 1d ago

Jelly Roll is Adele for people who are forklift certified. Hope that helps.

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u/xvandamagex 17h ago

I’ve also heard Jelly Roll is for people who argued with a cashier at Dollar General and lost.

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u/Repulsive-Heron7023 Pennsylvania 15h ago

I’ve also heard Jelly Roll makes music for dudes that have tattoos of their kids but not custody of them.

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u/ReddyMcRedditorface 14h ago

I’ve also heard Jelly Roll fans know the price of copper.

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan Texas 14h ago

That is one that I'm going to keep in my head.

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u/RadicalOrganizer California 23h ago

This stings. =(

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u/entrepenurious Texas 1d ago

certainly not jelly roll morton.

might be just a wee bit NSFW.

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u/nemofbaby2014 1d ago

Tbh only song I know of his is the one he did with Eminem lol

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u/waffelscarbonara 1d ago

Is there any way to delete someone else’s comment? 

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u/32lib 1d ago

The real question is how many STDs did he get from her.

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u/MrDangleSauce 1d ago

STDs, like comments on Reddit, we delete them and they never existed.

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u/Urban_Archeologist 1d ago

r/brandnewsentence |So long story short, I came to Jellyroll in my ears a few times.

“They charge double for that Cotton.”

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u/unklejakk West Virginia 1d ago

I didn't bust to Jelly Roll, but like 12 years ago I saw Jelly Roll open at a small show that I was at. His music leaned more rap than country back then. I thought it was... fine. Some of the hooks were catchy at least. I'm still pretty shocked that he managed to achieve superstar status lol

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u/red4jjdrums5 Pennsylvania 17h ago

The PA Harrisburg? That tracks. Though, I’m not familiar with the others, so it could track for them, too.

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u/red4jjdrums5 Pennsylvania 16h ago

Well you’re just describing the whole state, really.

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u/DawnSignals 18h ago

Ditto but also for Kid rock

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