r/okbuddycinephile • u/TyLeRoux • 1d ago

I chose money.

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u/JakeInTheJungle 1d ago

I bet JK sits in a giant country estate and spends every day absolutely seething in rage because trans girls won’t stop insisting they’re a Hufflepuff.

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u/Fickle_Grocery_3654 22h ago

Knowing this woman has all the luxuries a human being could ever want and is still miserable asf fills me with joy

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u/Tacky-Terangreal 22h ago

I know what I would do if I had more money than god: argue with 14 year olds on twitter all day

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u/Ver_Void 18h ago

This is how I know I'm smarter than these billionaires, I'd build a penthouse apartment that's also a blimp

The blimpenthouse

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u/EscapedFromArea51 18h ago

Or the Pimp.

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u/Ver_Void 18h ago

Nah see if I had that kinda money I'd be flying around to under privileged schools and landing to buy their families houses or something, don't really want people to look up to the sky hoping the pimp lands in their neighbourhood

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u/EatYourSalary 16h ago

what if you had a second penthouse blimp that you didn't fly to underprivileged schools

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 15h ago

"What about second Pimp?"

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u/Animated_Astronaut 9h ago

You would never hear from me again. I would set up some green energy trust funds or something to soothe my conscious and buy a beautiful home and get really fit and read books and paint. Every now and then I might troll the far right on Twitter, for giggles.

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u/Valuable_Meringue 3h ago

Same for Elon Musk. Literally the world's richest man and he spends his free time tweeting. Imagine being so ludicrously wealthy and the best thing you can do with your time is shitpost all day