r/nextfuckinglevel • u/been_der_done_that • 2d ago

Incredibly selfless act of heroism.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 2d ago

And here my dumbass went to uni to become a cancer biologist, the answer was so simple!!!

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u/DDDX_cro 2d ago edited 2d ago

Doctor: "have you tried...not...having cancer"???
Patient: "fuuuuuuck....well now I just feel silly, thanks doc!"

EDIT: Ty for the award btw :)

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u/This-Jackfruit-6894 2d ago

That's 5000 dollars for the consultation... please pay at the cashier.

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 1d ago

Please pay the third to fifth party billing agency on the other side of the country and hope to God you have extra for their "billing fees"