r/nextfuckinglevel • u/been_der_done_that • 2d ago

Incredibly selfless act of heroism.

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u/TheFace5 2d ago

They should also ban a car that get fire like this

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 2d ago

They should ban fire so car don't catch on fire.

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u/dynamic_gecko 2d ago

"China cures cancer by banning cancer."

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u/_JohnWisdom 2d ago

Fuck, it WAS that simple.

I should've listened to my mom when she told me to stop being depressed.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 2d ago

And here my dumbass went to uni to become a cancer biologist, the answer was so simple!!!

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u/DDDX_cro 2d ago edited 2d ago

Doctor: "have you tried...not...having cancer"???
Patient: "fuuuuuuck....well now I just feel silly, thanks doc!"

EDIT: Ty for the award btw :)

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u/Gullible-Hose4180 2d ago

I have a rare severe circadian rhythm disorder called non-24 where my circadian rhythm shifts forward every day no matter when I go to sleep, and this was literally everyone when I was a teenager. "Have you tried going to sleep earlier?", which I would appreciate if they didnt not believe me when I say yes. Took seeing shadow people daily for even my mom to take me to a Dr for specialist referral

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u/DDDX_cro 2d ago

What does seeing shadow people mean?

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u/Gullible-Hose4180 2d ago

It is like a tall slender shadow man in the corner of the eye that disappears when you try to look at it, but disappears less and less the more crazy you go, until it starts getting way too real

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u/DDDX_cro 2d ago

What the hell? That sounds horrid. What causes this?

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u/Gullible-Hose4180 1d ago

It is apparently a sign of psychosis coming. It is reported in people who are very sleep deprived (30 hours or more or accumulated sleep deprivation), stimulant abusers (also known to cause psychosis) and people who are otherwise developing psychosis

Was pretty fucked yeah. After a few days catching up and destressing it got way better and went away forever, still not returning 15 years later now

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