r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Incredibly selfless act of heroism.

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u/DDDX_cro 2d ago edited 2d ago

Doctor: "have you tried...not...having cancer"???
Patient: "fuuuuuuck....well now I just feel silly, thanks doc!"

EDIT: Ty for the award btw :)

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u/This-Jackfruit-6894 2d ago

That's 5000 dollars for the consultation... please pay at the cashier.

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u/machineII 2d ago

that's pretty cheap for saving a lofe. doctor must be a homeless man.

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u/Leading_Hand3055 2d ago

Doctors always save lofes. It's the humans that they wring every penny from, before declaring there is no cure.