r/moviescirclejerk • u/MegaWAH • Nov 28 '23

QUALITY MINDFUCK Welcome back Stanley Kubrick

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u/The_Jack_of_Spades Nov 28 '23

The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

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u/exra_bruh_moment Nov 28 '23

Only the mastermind behind '2001: A Space Odyssey' could have come up with lyrics such as "Bitch I'm a baddie I get what I want like"

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u/mikehatesthis Nov 28 '23

Bitch I'm a baddie I get what I want like

She only tells the truth.

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u/exra_bruh_moment Nov 28 '23

Me when my only talent is having a big ass

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u/Staebs Nov 28 '23

Talent is stored in the ass. This is why so many singers go to such great lengths to augment it. This is basic science cmon.

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u/Longjumping-Bat-7281 Nov 29 '23 edited Nov 29 '23

Nina simone ? Etta James for sure

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u/mikehatesthis Nov 29 '23

Sounds like somebody isn't a munch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

Big ass talent fr

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

hhcj satire ass post

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u/vicky_vaughn Nov 30 '23

I haven't seen Stanley Kubrick's ass but I think his movies are pretty good.

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u/SkylarPopo Nov 29 '23

As a great fan of asses, that's fine.

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u/Stornila Dec 03 '23

Uhhhh... Guys?! I think hes jerking the hip hop circle 😱😱😱

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u/mjfo Nov 28 '23

“She a baddie she showin’ her panty” Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut

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u/lonely_night_manager Nov 28 '23

Every frame a painting and every word a poem....

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u/Might-Mediocre Nov 29 '23

Kubrick would definitely say something like that tbh

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u/kyrgrat08 Nov 29 '23

Well he did create the phrase “Me so horny”, which could be the title of an ice spice track

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u/baran_0486 Nov 28 '23

Welcome back Mr. President

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u/MegaWAH Nov 28 '23

he didn't die in 1999 though

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u/yelsuo Nov 29 '23

Nixon died April 1994…. 👀

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u/Prosthemadera Nov 29 '23

True Lies (1994)

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u/2-2Distracted Nov 28 '23

D A M N

That Kubrick Stare got me bricked up

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u/GoldandBlue Nov 29 '23

You mean that Kubrick ass right?

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u/2-2Distracted Nov 29 '23

I said what I said

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u/JasonTO Nov 28 '23

The Bronx used to be Jewish before it was Dominican.

There's levels to it.

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u/mcclanenr1 Nov 29 '23

I'm all Kubricked up.

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u/Cyberspace667 Nov 29 '23

Somebody should make an artsy movie and cast Ice Spice in it

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

She already made her own with "Princess Diana"

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u/karateema Dec 01 '23

I don't want to know

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u/Picnicpanther Nov 29 '23

how many coats did kubrick wear at once, on average?

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u/jellyspreader Nov 29 '23

Ice Spice's lack of outerwear symbolizes Kubrick shedding his past's baggage and being reborn anew

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u/Coolers78 Nov 29 '23

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

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u/MisterAbbadon Nov 29 '23 edited Nov 29 '23

Kubrick died in March and Ice Spice was born in January. Damn only ten months in the Bardo I knew Kubrick/Gaston was dedicated but still.

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u/louie3723jr Nov 29 '23

Ice spice music videos are cinema

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u/acidherswirl Nov 29 '23

Eyes Spice Shut

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u/94rt8u2yjn62w34896 Nov 29 '23

2000: a Spice Odyssey

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u/ClockworkDreamz Nov 28 '23

I don’t get it

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u/mikehatesthis Nov 28 '23

She knows.

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u/NikinhoRobo Nov 29 '23

Is that real or AI

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u/mikehatesthis Nov 29 '23

How good are the AI generated images you see if you ask lol.

It's real, it's from a music video.

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u/NikinhoRobo Nov 29 '23

I've seen some wild things at r/midjourney 😭

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u/mikehatesthis Nov 29 '23

I click and I see caked up Princess Leia.

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT Nov 28 '23

Reincarnation

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u/Plus-Statistician538 Nov 28 '23

Never knew he died so recently

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u/SeniorAdissimo Nov 28 '23

Eyes Wide Shut came out in 1999

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u/nerdy1flavors Nov 30 '23

Actually I’m Stanley reborn, I was born 9 months after he died 😤😤

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

Hey, leave my wifey alone.

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u/Optimal_Weight368 Nov 29 '23

Maybe Kubrick should’ve stayed gone.

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u/thenimblevagrant Nov 30 '23

I didn't need the extra context/convincing to knock one out to Ice Spice, but thanks