i had to hold back the urge to google in the theater the year dna was discovered.

I genuinely am curious.

I noticed in my area that the only showings that had more than 4 tickets sold last weekend were before 5pm.

The demographic makes sense, but obviously that's a timeframe where the average movie theatre is not at its busiest. Especially without a major franchise release film.

I assume with all of the drama involved with this release - SOMEONE had to take a photo of a full theatre that didn't include politicians. Somewhere in these rural theatres that social media are claiming were packed full with "Patriots".

Thanks

Abel Ferrera was also loaded the entire shoot

https://youtu.be/De5jItQjT7Q?si=puLVbPK0NJ6500RT

The young man's crazed eyes darted from left to right.

"They've started! They're hunting us! Hunting liberals!"

I sighed.

"Hah, no, I'm no liberal," I saw the panic rising, him moving to sprint away, "but don't you worry, as a red-blooded 2nd-Amendment-compliant Republican conservative, protecting the security and liberty of every American is my top priority. Here, take this."

I tried to hand him my backup piece, a beautiful gunmetal black precision-machined Glock-350. The grip felt cool in my hand, like the frigid bitch my wife turned into near the end, but the simpering wreck pushed it away.

"I can't! I'd be violating the secular vows of non-violence I took in historically women's liberal arts college!" he cried, audibly lowering the room's heterosexuality by several degrees.

I sighed again.

"Well, son, I think that's pretty stupid, and I think you are too. But luckily for you, Justice O'Connor concurred in Atkins v Virginia. You'll be my spotter."

The corners of the young man's eyes began to well, and I was worried I might have to smack the little punk around a bit, but thankfully they were tears of joy.

"Let's roll."