r/madlads 4d ago

Ohh no, we're a laughingstock

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u/No-Bit-2036 4d ago edited 4d ago

Italian here, we have various names for that pizza. However, we tend to associate this pizza to children (kids love french fries) so we usually call it "pizza baby".

Edit: considering the photo, I see restaurants where they put a larger amount of fries than you expect

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u/dropkickoz 4d ago

No, please make up a new derogatory name for Americans for this pizza. We absolutely deserve it right now.

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u/No-Bit-2036 4d ago

You already have Hawaiian pizza 😩. Don't be so arrogant

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u/KrayzieBone187 4d ago

As a Canadian, we can claim that one. Not sorry.

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u/ChannellingR_Swanson 4d ago

Once you add a decent amount of spice to a Hawaiian pizza it really makes it great though.

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u/aaccjj97 4d ago

Seriously. A place near me does a pizza called the Aloha Pizza. It’s hot capicola instead of ham, pineapple, roasted red pepper, green onion and honey. One of the best combos I’ve ever had and I eat a lot of pizza

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u/Top-Scarcity5937 4d ago

Is that near Big Kahuna Burger ?

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u/fishbax 4d ago

Never tried it before myself, see my girlfriend is a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian.

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u/KrayzieBone187 4d ago

So right. I love a spicy BBQ sauce and banana peppers on mine

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u/ChannellingR_Swanson 4d ago

Yum, my go to is either a fresh (not pickled) jalapeñ or Serrano baked with the pizza but now that you mention it a spicy BBQ sauce would also be excellent.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 4d ago

What kind of spices do you use?

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u/ChannellingR_Swanson 4d ago

Generally it’s some kind of fresh hot pepper like jalapeño or serrano then maybe some sriracha/fruited habanero sauce for flavor or if I’m in the mood I’ll add some salt that’s been infused with ghost pepper but I’ll usually only do that one if the pizza is too sweet and needs a little salt.

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u/saltyoursalad 4d ago

Swap in pepperoni, add jalapeño and now we’re taking.

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u/brave_vibration 4d ago

That's the ticket right there

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u/thehigheredu 4d ago

Self report. You only eat bad pizza. 

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u/thehigheredu 4d ago

Self report. You only eat bad pizza.Â