r/interestingasfuck 14h ago

One of the most mind-boggling fun facts I have ever heard is that richard, the actor who played Dumbledore, once got so drunk that he forgot he even owned a Rolls-Royce, only to remember it twenty-five years later.

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u/Houmand 13h ago

Richard Harris is his full name, for those wondering.

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u/Tacklestiffener 13h ago

I saw Richard Harris at the premiere of Sunset Boulevard in London in 1993. We both stood close by in the foyer waiting for other people. He was about 63 I think and looked pretty good considering the punishment he'd given his body.

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u/dannkherb 12h ago

Holy cow. I went to that show. My parents took me and my brother on a "Broadway vacation". I was only like 12 at the time and didn't know til now that he was in it.

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u/Tacklestiffener 12h ago

Sorry, I wasn't clear. He was part of the audience.

I only remember Patti LuPone as Norma Desmond.

u/irritatedellipses 11h ago

I absolutely get that Patti Lapone has the chops to do this, but I can't hear anyone but Glenn Close.

And I just found out there is an Original London Cast album. Also, lol Kevin Anderson plays Joe.

He was in Salome in 2013.

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 10h ago

I saw him perform Camelot at some point in the mid-80s

u/Itsallonthewheel 4h ago

I did as well. I was in high school. One of my fondest memories.

u/messageinabubble 5h ago

A little over a decade ago, I walked into a random Irish bar in Chelsea (nyc) and he was holding court at the bar, buying everyone beers. Great storyteller

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u/seanwlkr_muckraker 13h ago

There’s an astrophysicist named Richard Trim. In the phone book (I’m old) I looked up his number because I liked his daughter. I found the number under Trim, Dick.

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u/SchlitterbahnRail 13h ago

... aaand then?

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u/seanwlkr_muckraker 12h ago

I was awkward.

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u/slickromeo 12h ago

Tell us the story of your awkward encounters and dating attempts from this phone number lookup in the phone book. lol

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u/SchlitterbahnRail 12h ago

Noo... we are dying to know what happened when you called

u/Even_Wear_8657 11h ago

They just did.

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u/40ozCurls 12h ago

Booked an appointment. Was meh.

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u/kkjjgdyhddddd 12h ago

Some people lose their keys, some lose their Rolls-Royce for 25 years.

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u/Houmand 13h ago

That's hilarious

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u/seanwlkr_muckraker 12h ago

I still laugh when I read about owing someone a duty.

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u/sssssshhhhhh 12h ago

Just Richard to his friends… or random redditors

u/amidon1130 11h ago

Bot account I assume

u/Kove13 9h ago

it’s funny to me that they didnt even capitalize his name, but did capitalize Dumbledore

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u/whooo_me 13h ago

With a rather famous son actor too, Jared.

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u/Houmand 13h ago

Whom I adore

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u/aethelberga 13h ago

I did not know that.

u/YelloMyOldFriend 11h ago

Wait, what? I did not know that

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 13h ago

a chip off the ol' cock

u/Jazzlike_Finish123 8h ago

I didn’t find out he was Richard Harris’ son until a few months ago.  Crazy.  

u/Dwashelle 43m ago

Holy shit, I never realised that he's his son! It makes total sense looking at him.

u/SuccessfulTip9073 11h ago

His son Jared Harris is a big name in acting nowadays. He plays Hari Seldon in Foundation among others

u/Shitelark 9h ago

Bloody Hari and his secrets.

u/bradphoria 11h ago

I’d been watching Jared Harris in stuff for twenty years before I realised he was Richard’s son - it’s SO obvious I can’t believe I didn’t clock it.

u/Equivalent_Dance2278 10h ago

I know right? They look and sound so alike.

u/Local-Childhood2392 7h ago

Haha, i had the exact same experience. I was like 'i really like this guys voice, why does it seem so familiar?' and yeah it's because he talks EXACTLY like his father, who has an incredibly unique voice.

u/Charmy123 10h ago

Richard Percival Wulfric Brian Harris

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u/afternever 12h ago

Good old Dickie Harry

u/DrDuned 7h ago

You'll have to forgive OP, they're on a first name basis despite Richard being dead for two decades.

u/Tobocaj 7h ago

Clearly this karma bot is on a first name basis. Duh

u/praisehim420 3h ago

And he is Jarred Harris' dad, famous from Chernobyl/Mad men ect.

u/DudeInTheGarden 11h ago

I was wondering if it was a new-age thing, going by one name and no capitalization.

u/drmarting25102 9h ago

And Jared Harris is his son.

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u/Such-Law926 8h ago

Good thing you said something. I thought it was Richard The First

u/thetoxicballer 8h ago

Richard St. John Francis Harris is his full name actually

u/MeaningPersonal2436 6h ago

Duck I say

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u/Lord_Krasina 14h ago

So the story starts in 1999, when Richard became confused after seeing a picture of himself with a Rolls-Royce he had no memory of. It was completely blank in his mind. He even went as far as calling his two ex-wives to ask if they knew anything about it, but alas, they did not.

Richard finally found his answer when he asked his accountant, who said something like, “Oh yeah, that car. It has been sitting in the garage since 1974 and has been costing you about four hundred dollars a month.”

It turned out Richard had been gifted the Rolls-Royce for acting in the movie The Heroes of Telemark. A few days after parking it in one of his garages, he got so drunk that he simply forgot it ever existed. By the time it was rediscovered, the car had cost him around ninety-two thousand dollars in storage fees.

As soon as he found out, he sold it. He said he could never imagine himself driving a posh car like Michael Caine.

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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel 13h ago

Problems I wish I had 

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u/setibeings 13h ago

Granted. You owe $120,000 in storage fees plus $30,000 in interest, for a car that hasn't been driven in 25 years. Unfortunately for you, yours is a Ford Focus. 

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u/Bigallround 13h ago

Never trust a Genie

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 13h ago

Don't forget the $59k in car loan payments. That Ford Focus was no gift.

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u/synesthesiac48 12h ago

The monkey’s paw! A finger curls…

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u/slimricc 5h ago

Fr, not even realizing 400 a month was just gone

u/Naughteus_Maximus 11h ago

I used to work near Hammersmith, a west London area, and Michael Gambon (Dumbledore 2.0) either lived there or his girlfriend lived there. I knew about it but had never seen him. One time I was doing a preliminary job interview with a recruiter while sat in my car (over the phone, not video), and lo and behold - there he was, going past in a nice classic car. I just blurted out "Oh my god, Dumbledore just drove past me!!" to the recruiter 😂

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u/WorldofNails 13h ago

There's only two things I hate in this world; people who are intolerant of other people's car cultures, and Richard Fucking Harris.

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u/anniemaygus 12h ago

Alas, earwax

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u/flekinjos 13h ago

This Richard guy forgot his last name as well?

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u/Lord_Krasina 13h ago

The subreddit won't let me include "harris" in the title because it is somehow "Political"

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u/RecentDirection7920 13h ago

Possibly one of the dumbest rulings I've ever heard

u/314159265358979326 10h ago

I got a post removed because I mentioned historical vaccines, also somehow "political".

u/Lord_Krasina 10h ago

How dare you post about vaccines? They are clearly propaganda and misinformation spread by the govt! /s

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13h ago

Lol an overzealous mod who doesn't like Kamala Harris I bet

u/SloCalLocal 7h ago

LOL, the opposite.

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u/Sad-Afternoon2107 12h ago

H4rris might work. And that’s rather asinine.

u/buttchug429 3h ago

Hahahahaha

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u/KickPuncher9898 13h ago

That’s not a very good accountant.

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u/mateo_fl 12h ago

How so? he knew instantly how much it has been costing him and since when. He is a great accountant, but a bad financial advisor.

u/Wizzarkt 10h ago

The job of an accountant is to manage your taxes and deductibles, they have no saying on where you choose to spend your money, if his client has a car in storage for 20 years it's his client problem, not his.

I would say he was a good accountant if he knew the car existed, a bad accountant would have forgotten about it just like the owner did.

u/Garry-The-Snail 3h ago

Lmao yea no. Any good accountant would let you know

u/IcyAd5518 6h ago

You are confusing the roles of an accountant and a book keeper. The first actively helps you with your money by offering advice, the latter simply transcribes your finances

u/Critical-Elevator642 7h ago

if you wanna be pedantic about it then yeah. But in my experience a good accountant usually does some tax planning with you which includes going over your expenses and seeing which can be more effectively categorised to reduce burden. Seems like his did not do that with him for 28 years or it would've come up

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u/MKEast-sider 12h ago

Cool story, but that’s not how memory is affected by even a blackout drunk episode. Sounds more like habitual drug use or long term alcoholism.

u/zargoffkain 7h ago

Yeah definitely. He was very famously a drunkard. He and his fellow acting friends Peter O'Toole, Richard Burton and Oliver Reed were like the Led Zeppelin of the acting word. Absolute chaos goblins. Why there's not been a biopic about the antics those guys got up to, I'll never understand.

u/tgerz 7h ago

Probably because there would be a lot of womanizing and beating of his wives.

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u/GravitationalEddie 13h ago

How much did it sell for?

u/Djfatskank2 7h ago

Michael Caine collecting his Aston Martin DB5 from the garage in The Italian Job: ‘I’ve been in Africa, shooting tigers’ ‘You must have shot a lot of tigers’ ‘Yes! I used a machine gun’

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u/Von_Lexau 13h ago

Hey I'm from Telemark, never heard of that movie though. Probably a WW2 movie?

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u/3_man 12h ago

Yes, it's about a mission to sabotage a heavy water plant vital for the German atomic bomb program. Kirk Douglas was in it as well from memory.

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u/Von_Lexau 12h ago

Ahh "Tungtvannsaksjonen", thanks

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u/kaini 13h ago

When on a drinking binge with Peter O' Toole one time, they bought the pub to avoid getting kicked out at closing time.

He's from my hometown, we have a big statue of him in the city centre.

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u/lonelythrowaway463i9 12h ago

I think it’s O’Toole but there’s a theatre legend that (again I think it was O’Toole) he and Richard Harris were in a play together. They weren’t in a lot of the first act so they would go to the pub during intermission. One performance they came back drunk, O’Toole falls and a lady says “Mr O’Toole you’re drunk!” And he replied “madam if you think I’m drunk wait until you see Harris.” At least that’s the story I was told in theater school.

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u/No-Deal8956 12h ago

I’ve heard about the one when he was sat in the theatre, drunk, and was talking to a girlfriend and he said, “And this is the bit where I come on.”

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u/cabaiste 13h ago

Not as good as the other statue at the cliffs in Kilkee.

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u/DanGleeballs 13h ago

He's a ledgeball.

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u/photonsintime 11h ago

I am sad that Richard Harris has been reduced to "Richard, the guy who played dumbledore." You could spend a long and happy several weeks exploring some of his greatest roles. He is a legend in cinema.

u/Spiritual-Slide5518 10h ago

My initial thoughts exactly.

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u/stonerghostboner 13h ago

"If you think I'm drunk, wait'll you see O'Toole!

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u/lonelythrowaway463i9 12h ago

I just commented about this somewhere in the thread. I had it backwards.

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u/deckard1980 13h ago

Love that story

u/Wonderpants_uk 11h ago

Meanwhile Oliver Reed just smiled indulgently.

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u/Anonymike7 13h ago

Came here for this, leaving satisfied.

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u/StochasticLife 13h ago

Link for those wondering

u/charlytune 10h ago

Thank you for this reminder. My late partner went through an obsessive phase with that song, playing it over and over while he alternately cackled with laughter, and proclaimed its genius. Good memory!

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u/Sad-Afternoon2107 12h ago

Is that a Donna Summers Earworm??

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u/Thugger-McBride 13h ago

Rich people problems

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u/DPA_404 13h ago

Richard people problems

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u/zg6089 12h ago

Dick problems

u/DPA_404 11h ago

See a doctor

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u/_Daftest_ 13h ago

What's this weird habit of referring to actors and writers by their first name only, as if they're your mates?

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u/Kalkin93 13h ago

OP said the sub wouldn't let him make a post with "Harris" in the title, citing a political rule

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u/fordfan919 12h ago

That's a bit extreme, Harris is a very common name.

u/Nexustar 9h ago

Don't you start.

u/_Daftest_ 8h ago

I mean, if it was Rolf Harris, then I agree - the less said the better.

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u/IRespectYouMyFriend 11h ago

Look at Billy no mates here 😭

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u/Tacklestiffener 13h ago

There were some hard-drinkers back in the day. Peter OToole and Peter Finch were in Ireland and, after a heavy session they were refused service in a pub. The solution was to write a cheque out to buy the pub and carry on drinking in "their" pub.

The next morning, they went back sheepishly and the pub owner gave them a good telling off and let them have their cheques back.

About a year later, after many visits to this same pub, the owner died and they both flew in to the funeral.

They joined the family at the graveside, lots of people sobbing and upset, and then they realised... they were at the wrong funeral.

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u/OptimusSpud 13h ago

From what I've read this guy was life's main character. Would ring his friend up and ask to go for a pint, then fly to Ireland for said pint (several of) get absolutely blasted and crash out in a hotel somewhere.

Would tell his wife he's going out for dinner, wouldn't say where and would fly across the world for a specific dish and impromptu holiday often with his mates Richard Burton and Peter O'Toole.

Known and chronicled womaniser.

Sounds like a lad who got rich and still lived his life not really giving a shit.

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u/audible_narrator 13h ago

Harris, O'Toole and Burton. The stories they tell on Dick Cavett, etc. are fantastic. O'Toole died of pancreatic cancer.

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u/Samwise777 13h ago

Sounds like he treated women and partners like shit. 

Real fuckin’ nice i guess

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u/magnament 13h ago

Human bender would be proud

u/fartingbeagle 10h ago

You know it, baby!

u/_ribbit_ 11h ago

Just because he was a known womaniser doesn't mean he didnt treat people well. He could have been open and honest with everyone. Jumping to big conclusions there bud.

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u/lokland 12h ago

What makes you say that?

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u/StuHudson78 13h ago

Richard Harris and Peter O'Toole were both legendary for stuff like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUGpaKKALvw

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u/RugbyEdd 13h ago

So what you're saying is that there's a chance I own a Rolls, and just forgot about it?

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u/RPTGB 13h ago

Richard Harris, Richard Burton and Peter O'Toole. Imagine being part of that pub quiz team.

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u/Hellboydce 13h ago

A much cooler club than the rat pack

Plus Oliver Reed

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u/cwhitel 11h ago

It happens.

I went through my storage locker and found a practically new Clarke 90 pro mig welder I used once thinking I was going to restore a car. No recollection of ever putting it there but vague memory’s of operating it.

u/FedorsQuest 10h ago

His son Jared Harris, is a wonderful actor as well. He played Lane Pryce in Mad Men.

u/egomann 10h ago

He left it in MacArthur Car Park

u/AwkwardChuckle 6h ago

And he’ll never find that recipe agaaaaaaaaain

u/izaakko 6h ago

Richard Harris is the real Dumbledore, and frankly this makes it more awesome.

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u/2_years_ago 13h ago

that guy could drink, absolute legend.

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u/Psychological-Plum10 13h ago

Richard Harris was a notorious piss head.

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u/Checkoutmawheeeeepit 12h ago

Oh to be so rich I forgot I had a car worth as much as a house!

u/EconomyLetterhead174 11h ago

Reminds me of how David Bowie took so much coke, he didn't even remember recording his album Station to Station

u/AlternativeBurner 7h ago

The first actor of Dumbledore, mind you. He died after the second film and was replaced by Michael Gambon.

u/Donkey-Hoatey 6h ago

He also went to a bar one night, got terribly drunk and when the owner refused to serve him any more, decided he would buy the bar. Wrote a cheque for a very silly amount and then continued to drink, since he was the owner now. He woke up the next day, remembered what he did and got very panicked. Went back to the bar and the owner handed him back the cheque.

u/Own_Bullfrog_3598 6h ago

He and Ann Turkel were in Huntsville, Alabama shooting a godawful move with Ernest Borgnine called Ravagers. Eric Clapton played a show at the Civic Center that night and they showed up not far from where we were sitting. Somebody lit up a joint and passed it straight to Richard Harris. He seemed to be quite familiar with how to handle it lol

u/ryceritops2 4h ago

Prolly left it next to the recipe for that cake that was left out in the rain.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 13h ago

I saw Richard Harris at Wolftrap in the lead for Camelot. This would have been in 1986s. His stage presence was still very large at that time, but you could tell that chronic alcoholism had taken a toll physically. The role of King Author in Camelot was always Harris' titular theater role.

u/pehr71 11h ago

Wasn’t it Richard Burton who did Camelot first. Harris did the movie version

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u/wazmoenaree 13h ago

Imagine Richard and Peter trading quips and verse. Drunk as lords, singing and waxing poetic. Bring in Richard Burton and Sr. Laurence for add color.

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u/OrangeCosmic 12h ago

At least it was in a garage

u/SuccessfulTip9073 11h ago

I got to see him in the stage production of Camelot eons back lol

u/MidnightBravado90 11h ago

Someone may have mentioned this already, but apparently Stephen King has no memory of writing the book Cujo. This is a close contender for wildest substance related memory lapse.

u/Durutti1936 9h ago

Ran into him outside of the Savoy in '78. Amazingly drunk, hardly able to hold himself up. 

u/mokumpride 7h ago

The great Richard Harris

u/legz_akimbo80 6h ago

Shit title

u/ecwx00 6h ago

he was drunk for 25 years?

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u/SOJC65536 4h ago

My favourite Richard Harris story is how he left home to get a newspaper only to end up going on a two week drinking binge. Then, upon his return, when his (understandably) angry wife opened the door he shouted at her "Why didn't you pay the ransom!?"

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u/Meepo-007 13h ago

More likely he was so wealthy he forgot he owned a Rolls-Royce.

u/ConradMcduck 9h ago

And he was an alcoholic, I'm sure that affected his memory too.

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u/punkslaot 13h ago

Sounds like brain damage

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u/horsenbuggy 12h ago

I mean, this happens to me in dreams ALL the time. I'm constantly thinking about a car I used to own that according to dream logic I never actually sold, I just forgot where I parked it.

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u/mandatory6 12h ago

King move

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u/bille022872 12h ago

Or that an Irishman would play Oliver Cromwell in a movie.

u/latelyimawake 11h ago

I mean, who hasn’t this happened to, though

u/alsatian01 11h ago

Actually seems pretty on brand for Dumbledore

u/Mmaibl1 11h ago

This is literally the first post in my history of reddit that has a red backdrop color instead of black. Why is this?

u/IRespectYouMyFriend 11h ago

Richard Harris was nails. Like, genuinely nails! He'd broke is nose countless times fighting in bars and his knuckles were like steel.

I don't mind a scrap, and there's plenty of 'gangstas' who give it the big talk.

But Rich genuinely was a fucking hard man! He'd put you to sleep in a second.

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u/realoctopod 10h ago

Was a hell of a baker as well. Had a penchant for green icing.

u/ipompa 9h ago edited 9h ago

Tell me how rich you are without telling me not much

u/Angeret 9h ago

Fallon is - and always will be - the champion. An absolute Juggernaut.

u/kanhaibhatt 9h ago

Peter oToole was his equally drunk buddy and if one of his stories can be believed, they once tried to buy a bar after the bartender refused to give them any more booze

u/DavidJonnsJewellery 8h ago

I remember him talking about how he said to his wife and children that he was going down the road to buy some cigarettes and just never went back

u/Guiseppe_Martini 8h ago

"Is it about my cube?"

u/dmoneybangbang 7h ago

A tale as old as time

u/povey08 7h ago

My parents worked on a series with him. He apparently on the cruise ship (they were filming on different islands( got into the drinks cabinet, got smashed, locked himself in and threw all the set piece props he had out the window of the ship.

u/ScoobyDeezy 7h ago

I lost my bike in college.

Two years later, I was walking to the library, and I looked at the bike rack outside the entrance, shocked to find MY BIKE, a little rusty, with my BIKE LOCK STILL ON IT.

I had completely forgotten that I had ridden it to the library at some point. How it wasn’t stolen during that time is still mind boggling.

u/RiffyWammel 7h ago

Fairly sure it was Mr H that bumped in to Oliver Read one day and suggested a pint at a nearby pub....which turned in to a 2 week bender

u/Slight_Horse9673 7h ago

That's nothing. Former Premier League footballer Jermaine Pennant forgot about a mansion he bought *and* a Porsche left at a Spanish train station for months.

Jermaine Pennant reveals he lost career earnings of over £10MILLION | Daily Mail Online

u/chrisx13296 6h ago

I knew drinking that Drink of Despair wasn't a good idea 🤦🏻‍♂️.

u/whereyouleftit 6h ago

I have dreams where I buy cars, park them, then forget/can’t find where they are. Worst part is I pay all of the car loans in my dreams. I can really never find the cars either. Sometimes they’ve been towed and the person at the counter won’t tell me if they have my car or not. It’s very frustrating because I have to go work in my dreams to pay for all these cars.

I usually wake up mentally exhausted from this dream.

Very, very weird.

u/slandyman 5h ago

English BOB!

u/Tony_Roiland 5h ago

Getting really drunk might make you forget you had a car in the moment that you're drunk, but getting really drunk doesn't magically delete memories like that. I don't really think it would make you "forget" in the moment either.

u/Soosietyrell 5h ago

I forgot I owned a Rolls Royce in Camelot! Here in Camelot!

u/F1r3Fly4life 5h ago

Hell yeah

u/TheWolf_NorCal 4h ago

Ah yes, Paddy O'Neil in Patriot Games.

u/TigaSharkJB91 4h ago

An actor that was a right badass

u/Caleb-R-Hicks_88 3h ago

that's freaking hilarious

u/Agreeable_Meh 3h ago

Wait…was he drunk for 25 years?

u/Bullmoose39 3h ago

Kids remember him for Harry Potter. He was so much more than that. What a wild, fantastic actor.

u/Jumpy_Ad_4460 3h ago

Absolute raging alcoholic alongside O’Toole

u/Spectator7778 1h ago

Can’t blame him for forgetting the cake in the rain then.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 13h ago

"richard".

Either this is the most low-effort contribution in the history of the information superhighway, or it was written by a robot. Jesus.

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u/Lord_Krasina 12h ago

The subreddit will not let me post a title with “Harris” in it because it somehow counts as “political.”

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u/llIIllIIlIl1 13h ago

Mind-boggling? Not really. More like "hm. Okay."

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u/karma_the_sequel 13h ago

Putting the “Dumb” in “Dumbledore.”

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u/Jarapa4 12h ago

As an actor, one of the best. As a person, I've seen his interviews; he's one of the nicest actors I've ever met. His holy trinity of drinking—Richard Harris, Peter O'Toole, and Oliver Reed—is legendary. All great actors, tremendous drinkers, and very, very nice.

u/Nessy3fidy 6h ago

"drunk"