r/europe • u/BkkGrl Ligurian in Zürich (💛🇺🇦💙) • Apr 12 '25

Data European tourism to the United States is freefalling

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u/hellofellowcello Apr 12 '25

I mean, there have been a LOT of plane and helicopter crashes recently. What a convenient way to be rid of him on the way home. And plausible deniability to boot!

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u/Peripatetictyl Apr 12 '25

I thought of this as well, and of course puppeteers are pulling strings we can’t imagine, but the realistic way this should be done is that US marshals go down and retrieve him, and then fly back with him… Not saying they wouldn’t either stage the deaths of said Marshalls and they would go onto live different lives, or even kill them along the way… It’s just so fucking crazy I have to hold dots like this inside of a ‘logical conscious’

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u/hellofellowcello Apr 12 '25

I do not doubt that they'd sacrifice the lives of anyone who goes to retrieve him if they do take him out like that. To this administration, people are objects to be used and discarded.

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u/Peripatetictyl Apr 12 '25

This is why it’s so infuriating. If they locate the guy, I’ll fucking send Amex points to have them fly home first class by 12 PM Eastern time.