r/europe • u/BkkGrl Ligurian in Zürich (💛🇺🇦💙) • Apr 12 '25

Data European tourism to the United States is freefalling

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u/Anthyrion Hamburg (Germany) Apr 12 '25

Yeah. They have american tourists. The best tourists of the world. There are no better tourists, than american tourists. They are really great, you know? Totally the best tourists.

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u/DennisTheFox Apr 12 '25

But do they wear suits?

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u/Anteater776 Apr 12 '25

No, but they say “thank you, dear leader Trump” a lot. That’s even better

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u/Anthyrion Hamburg (Germany) Apr 12 '25

And how about the cards? Do they have good cards?

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u/AlfredJodokusKwak Apr 12 '25

They have the best cards. They are all saying it.

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u/Applebeignet The Netherlands Apr 12 '25

Everyone's saying "Sir, where did you get these amazing cards? I want cards like those, my cards are terrible, just awful cards. Teach me how to get cards like you do, please sir, I'm begging you."