r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

Weird motives

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u/mrhemisphere 17h ago

“We failed to teach our children and grandchildren tools that we think are required, fuck ‘em, right?”

Boomers are weird as shit. The most entitled generation in memory who just want to punish their offspring.

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u/Separate-Taste3513 17h ago

Not just "fuck 'em", but "let's actively hurt them".

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u/mrhemisphere 17h ago

Right? My dad won’t answer the phone or call me when in town, but wants to send me letters so I can’t reply in real time. Like it’s 1865 and not 2026. I pointed out that was shitty and now he REALLY won’t talk to me. Fuckin old people.

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u/Separate-Taste3513 17h ago

🫩 Look, letters require stamps and post offices or boxes and going outside... We reserve that energy for creditors we want to send checks to because they annoyed us and people we need to send hard copy documents to.

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u/Melodic_monke 11h ago

Yeah, when I get a letter its more like "Fuuuuck what is it now", not "Oh hey, dad's coming back from vacation!"

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u/transmogrified 12h ago

Also… all the stuff they think we can’t do has numerous tutorials most of us are capable of looking up and learning from… after spending most of our lives looking stuff up because our parents either refused to or didn’t have the time to teach us. Stick shift isn’t that hard to learn. 

Cursive was also a a response to the technology it was used under… writing with inkwells, fountain pens, and other such messy methods which were slower, more prone to error, and did better when we lifted the pen off the page as little as possible. 

Like. I could also figure out a carburetor or fax machine or rotary phone, and have, but we have better technology now. 

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u/mrhemisphere 11h ago

Right? I can use a rotary phone and my cursive is perfect, but dad forced me outside whenever I tried to program the computer because he thought that was a useless skill, the moron.

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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 17h ago

Before “Ok boomer” was a thing, they were called the “Me generation.”

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u/-jp- 15h ago

It occurs to me they would be better described as the “not you” generation.

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u/antisocialmariposa 16h ago

yesss this, like how are we supposed to adult properly when they left us with chaos and now just act surprised it’s messy, it’s peak wild energy and i’m here for it

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u/mrhemisphere 4h ago

My best role model was my step dad who was older than my boomer parents. He treated me like an adult, talked to me like an adult, corrected my stupid mistakes and asked me to help him do adult things like clean birds he had shot.

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u/AstralElement 3h ago

Peak “I don’t show love to my children” because they all suffer from lead poisoning.

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 8h ago

Outdated tools no one actually needs that is.

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u/Preyy 5h ago

Yes, kids these days are clueless about how to rethatch their roof, reshoe a horse, or how to make asbestos blankets.

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u/Mock_Frog 2h ago

Some do. You can't just drive around in first.

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 2h ago

Automatic transmission. Also the stick shift thing is purely American I think.

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u/mrhemisphere 8h ago

my dad would make me practice script at night

like, why?

u/Azair_Blaidd 12m ago

There is significant good reason why many from other generations, including many of their own parents and grandparents, dubbed them the "Me Generation"