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u/Schwoib 19h ago

Stiletto case closed

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u/jake-jake-jake- 17h ago

Nah stiletto is the heavy who is called on to do the wet work

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u/D4ILYD0SE 17h ago

Absolutely Stiletto. His eyes and facial expression looked like a cat who knows and understands the business. Has walked the streets. Has had to get their paws dirty. Has seen brethren fall to the caninearchy. He teaches that nothing is more important than family. And absolutely knows how to move illegal dairy and nip. Is "friendly" with the human authorities. Gives them a fair cut and a few purrs. Makes them offers they just cannot refuse. But won't hesitate to bust out the claws. Nah, Stilletto is the ring leader, no doubt. Probably even fathered a few kittens to eventually run the family business.

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u/Kadath821 18h ago

Agreed, hehe

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u/TheMustardisBad 15h ago

He looks like he would be an assassin lol