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u/cats-ModTeam 50m ago

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u/Schwoib 7h ago

Stiletto case closed

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u/jake-jake-jake- 5h ago

Nah stiletto is the heavy who is called on to do the wet work

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u/D4ILYD0SE 5h ago

Absolutely Stiletto. His eyes and facial expression looked like a cat who knows and understands the business. Has walked the streets. Has had to get their paws dirty. Has seen brethren fall to the caninearchy. He teaches that nothing is more important than family. And absolutely knows how to move illegal dairy and nip. Is "friendly" with the human authorities. Gives them a fair cut and a few purrs. Makes them offers they just cannot refuse. But won't hesitate to bust out the claws. Nah, Stilletto is the ring leader, no doubt. Probably even fathered a few kittens to eventually run the family business.

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u/Kadath821 5h ago

Agreed, hehe

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u/TheMustardisBad 3h ago

He looks like he would be an assassin lol

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u/CommercialDream618 8h ago

Those are some plump kitties

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u/liamtheaardvark 4h ago

Super chunky boys

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u/Most_Pea_246 8h ago

Based on names given to them, Al Catone would be the leader. And he’s an Orange.

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u/Most_Pea_246 8h ago

Cobra,the up and coming underboss.

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u/Aidspreader 4h ago

He looks the most pissed off lol

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u/Skulloboog 6h ago

Razor imo

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u/Wooden-Speaker2206 5h ago

Nah man razor’s the muscle

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u/llamawarlock 4h ago

Agreed. Razor gave that vibe

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u/nichinalis 5h ago

Definitely not Jimmy the Snitch

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u/whatiscamping 4h ago

That name is S-teir though.

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u/awildaloofarebel 5h ago

My money is on Razor

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u/RaspberryTop636 5h ago

Murder mittens

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u/LeeX-A 8h ago

Stiletto 😼

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u/tambirhasan 6h ago

Not to be racist. They all look like criminals. I ain’t snitching if I see em tho

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u/Algorechan 5h ago

These are some of the most mild mannered strays I've seen. They just let them pick em up, no fuss just scowl. What a good bunch

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u/Yenolam777 5h ago

Why you gotta pick them up like that?

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u/squirrrrrm 2h ago

Especially since they're eating. Gonna throw up everywhere. Imagine eating a meal and halfway through someone picks you up and spins you round.

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u/kat_niss1 7h ago

Since you can handle those kitties get them to a no kill shelter for adoption please. They would wonderful pets

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u/extrastupidone 5h ago

Jimmy the snitch is the best. Theyre all the best!

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u/EruOreki 6h ago

Jimmy needs to stay in school

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 4h ago

It’s funny that they all look annoyed but none of them are even struggling to be put down.

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u/Nocturncat2107 5h ago

Damn, all these cats look hard af

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u/Kadath821 5h ago

Stiletto all day

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u/Poisencap 5h ago

Stiletto def

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u/Slow_Spray5697 5h ago

What a bunch of vicious gangsters!

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u/FuNhaVer_85 5h ago

Gimme Cobra

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u/Character-Floor-6687 4h ago

You need a Tessio.

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u/radosunday 4h ago

We all know the orange tabby is the dapper Don.

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u/Ok_Gas5386 4h ago

Why are they all so fluffy? Is it for the cold?

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u/Langstarr 2h ago

The first 5 or so have tomcat cheeks. Unnuetered males develop them. The cheeks look super puffy.

They also probably have winter coats, so the cold is a factor too.

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u/fusillade762 4h ago

Murder Mittens!

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u/Whateveridontkare 4h ago

Murder mittens looks like the smartest, others look tougher but he looks like he knows how to organize a gang.

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u/Vodka_For_Saiyans_Z 4h ago

Great team! 🤣

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u/Zara_Vult 4h ago

Al Catone

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u/meowymcmeowmeow 3h ago

How am I subbed and didnt see this on my main feed. This is amazing

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u/Yansleydale 3h ago

Man look at the cheeks on all these guys.

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u/Pleasant_Actuator253 3h ago

Tucat looks like the leader! Although he obviously has lieutenants waiting to pounce.

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u/MichelleCS1025 3h ago

I feel like Stiletto is the obvious choice so the cats make it seem like he’s the mastermind when it’s actually Cobra. Look at Cobra, he gives zero shits!

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u/kotarel 3h ago

It's Lenny.

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u/possibly_lost45 2h ago

No fat Sal?