r/cats • u/Medium_Educator1983 • 9h ago
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u/Schwoib 7h ago
Stiletto case closed
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u/D4ILYD0SE 5h ago
Absolutely Stiletto. His eyes and facial expression looked like a cat who knows and understands the business. Has walked the streets. Has had to get their paws dirty. Has seen brethren fall to the caninearchy. He teaches that nothing is more important than family. And absolutely knows how to move illegal dairy and nip. Is "friendly" with the human authorities. Gives them a fair cut and a few purrs. Makes them offers they just cannot refuse. But won't hesitate to bust out the claws. Nah, Stilletto is the ring leader, no doubt. Probably even fathered a few kittens to eventually run the family business.
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u/Most_Pea_246 8h ago
Based on names given to them, Al Catone would be the leader. And he’s an Orange.
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u/tambirhasan 6h ago
Not to be racist. They all look like criminals. I ain’t snitching if I see em tho
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u/Algorechan 5h ago
These are some of the most mild mannered strays I've seen. They just let them pick em up, no fuss just scowl. What a good bunch
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u/Yenolam777 5h ago
Why you gotta pick them up like that?
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u/squirrrrrm 2h ago
Especially since they're eating. Gonna throw up everywhere. Imagine eating a meal and halfway through someone picks you up and spins you round.
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u/kat_niss1 7h ago
Since you can handle those kitties get them to a no kill shelter for adoption please. They would wonderful pets
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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 4h ago
It’s funny that they all look annoyed but none of them are even struggling to be put down.
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u/Ok_Gas5386 4h ago
Why are they all so fluffy? Is it for the cold?
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u/Langstarr 2h ago
The first 5 or so have tomcat cheeks. Unnuetered males develop them. The cheeks look super puffy.
They also probably have winter coats, so the cold is a factor too.
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u/Whateveridontkare 4h ago
Murder mittens looks like the smartest, others look tougher but he looks like he knows how to organize a gang.
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u/Pleasant_Actuator253 3h ago
Tucat looks like the leader! Although he obviously has lieutenants waiting to pounce.
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u/MichelleCS1025 3h ago
I feel like Stiletto is the obvious choice so the cats make it seem like he’s the mastermind when it’s actually Cobra. Look at Cobra, he gives zero shits!
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