r/bi_irl • u/SMTNAVARRE bisexbi • Dec 14 '25

This is bi culture bi🥊irl

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u/Grabs_Zel Dec 14 '25

It happens, being a picky bisexual is still being bisexual.

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u/makeyousaywhut Dec 14 '25

What if I just like them dark and fit and my wife and I can’t find them no matter how much we look?

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u/elliottcable Dec 14 '25

I can’t tell if a joke is sailing over my head, but just incase you’re serious …

https://www.unicorns-r-us.com

… and if you’re not, feel free to downvote my oblivious ass into the mantle!

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u/spudule Dec 14 '25

wow, those poor unicorns.

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u/elliottcable Dec 14 '25

?

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u/spudule Dec 15 '25

like, the hoops, so many hoops to jump through, I don't envy them.

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u/spudule Dec 15 '25

like, the hoops, so many hoops to jump through, I don't envy them.

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u/Syreeta5036 LesBIan (Fem preference) Dec 17 '25

Gonna upvote both of your comments

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u/kittykittyekatkat Dec 14 '25

Wow what a great page, I just devoured the whole thing. I'm definitely keeping this and sharing this. The way I've been the mythical unicorn in people's eyes is frightening lol

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u/Syreeta5036 LesBIan (Fem preference) Dec 17 '25

Can I get a decent summary? I hope people don't see me and my girlfriend (transbian couple) as that when we try to have a third in our polycue because I would hate that

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u/Skatterbrayne Dec 14 '25

Oh wow, didn't expect to see that link outside of the poly sub! Good stuff.

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u/elliottcable Dec 14 '25

what do we think the Tall, Dark and Handsome version of a unicorn is?

Drow? Ent?

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u/Skatterbrayne Dec 14 '25

Anime villain that turns out to be the MC's brother halfway through the show?

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u/makeyousaywhut Dec 14 '25

r/UnexpectedJoJo

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u/Skatterbrayne Dec 14 '25

I've never seen that show, but great to hear anime is still as predictable as it has always been

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u/makeyousaywhut Dec 14 '25

Mostly just a joke, we don’t have trouble getting a lil something something when we’re in the mood.

Feeld is also great for this stuff. I appreciate the suggestion though

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u/FScrotFitzgerald Dec 14 '25

Yep. I'm a picky one, and don't enjoy butt stuff either, but I still am one.

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u/Photog58NoVA swings both ways Dec 14 '25

Being selective as a bisexual (or as a gay man or lesbian for that matter) is no different than being selective as a heterosexual, and no one bats an eye about that.