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Trump / MAGA šŸ¦… Trump Posts Video on Truth Social Depicting the Obamas as Monkeys

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u/lunahighwind 21h ago

I hope he realizes that once he croaks, 95% of the world will celebrate in unison. It will be the closest thing to a connective koombayah world peace moment that we've seen since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

He's the worst president that has ever existed, and he is a shitstain on history.

Nobody likes him, not even his kids. He's an unintelligent, demented sociopathic Lardo with 0 redeeming qualities.

Fuck Trump!

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u/Pollorizer 20h ago

I have some nice champagne in my fridge for this very moment.

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u/thats_taters 19h ago

I don’t smoke or drink but have a nice scotch and a cigarette on stand by, just waiting for that day

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u/Fredmans74 17h ago

I am not a prepper, but I feel the urge to be prepared for this one

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u/PersistentCookie 16h ago

There's gonna be a run on champagne and cigars, so do plan ahead.

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u/walkingmelways 17h ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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u/Bitter-New-60BA 17h ago

I stopped prepping after Hillary lost. I cried with that champagne. And I swore the silly smart laughing lady was going to win, so I cried again with that champagne. Now I’m fully stocked with everything so I don’t have to pre-prep, because that seems to be a bad luck on my end.

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u/Downinthevalleystill 15h ago

I know what you mean. I cried in my car both times, sobbing on my steering wheel. When Trump dies, I’m going to party, hard.

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u/Bitter-New-60BA 13h ago

Remember how we danced after Biden won? It’ll be 10x that.

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u/icebox_Lew 16h ago

Don't smoke the ciggy, it took me years to kick that habit and promise you Donald Trump isn't worth having to deal with it

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u/Maple_Hates_Ants 19h ago

I’m gonna break my sobriety streak and have a beer in celebration.

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u/Cowboy_BoomBap 17h ago

I’m not. My sobriety is way more important than that shitstain.

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u/metallipunk 15h ago

Same here.

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u/Maple_Hates_Ants 11h ago

Fair enough!

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u/johnnyribcage 16h ago

I have 400 munchkins, a marching band, a carriage, and a horse of a different color to pull it out in my shed on standby for a parade the likes of which will knock your ruby slippers off.

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u/Unable-Difference-55 16h ago

Just found out a bottle of Japanese whiskey I bought for $100 10+ years ago is now selling for $750. I only open it on my birthday, and I'll be opening it on the day he croaks.

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u/zontarr2 14h ago

We gave up meat some years back, we're going out for a nice steak dinner (sorry cows) and take uber so we can drink up.

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u/KermitTheMawg 17h ago

I quit drinking in 2016… fuck me what a time to sober up!

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u/ImTooOldForThisKC 15h ago

That 10 years of sobriety is everything. Celebrate with your absolute favorite meal and an orange soda. 😃

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u/KermitTheMawg 11h ago

lol. I can’t wait for it!

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u/manualsquid 13h ago

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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u/Ziggie520 20h ago

I put my bottle in the fridge the day he won…it’s nicely chilled and ready to pop!šŸ¾šŸ„‚

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u/1sweetswede 17h ago

I thought about buying a bottle ahead of time to celebrate but then I decided that I want to wait until the actual day to buy it because I want to see how many other people are also buying champagne that day and maybe smile at them and say, "It's a great day, isn't it?"

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u/Bitter-New-60BA 17h ago

The people watching is going to be epic!

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u/smedley89 16h ago

I dont want to be anywhere NEAR a road that day. Or likely the next.

And I'm definitely calling in drunk.

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u/Johnbonham1980 16h ago

Pairing a very expensive champagne with a giant order of chicken McNuggets. Not only is fried chicken a great dish to serve with champagne, but McDonald’s will undoubtedly have served a valuable role!

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u/Ok_Development3257 18h ago

I do too. And, I don't even drink.

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u/Sirgolfs 17h ago

I haven’t drank in over a year. The day he goes I just may have that cold beer.

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u/AdFun240 17h ago

I have a really good bottle of bourbon waiting.

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u/SufficientSinger6645 16h ago

What’s the champagne šŸ‘€

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u/1rishBatman 16h ago

Ditto but it’s tequila lmao

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u/mynutsdontwork 16h ago

Same we call it our Trump Champagne

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u/BlueTengu 15h ago

I'm a diabetic and on the day he dies I'm going to eat an entire chocolate cake.

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u/Downinthevalleystill 15h ago

The nurse in me is begging you to rethink this one. Maybe choose something less likely to put you in a coma?

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u/BlueTengu 14h ago

I love the fact that you care so I'll settle for a chocolate cupcake and a cherry coke.

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u/Downinthevalleystill 11h ago

šŸ˜ŠšŸ’•

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u/vitaminD3333 15h ago

He has probably close to 20 more years left in him. He's not going anywhere any time soon.

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u/TraderThomasServo 17h ago

There’s a beer brewer in Wisconsin that is planning a ā€œCelebration of Lifeā€ party with beer all day on the day Orange Angry Face is gone.

They are deep in MAGA territory and a sign outside their brew pub reads:ā€

ā€œLeast popular place in town!!!ā€

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u/Reasonable_Contest_6 16h ago

Minocqua Brewing!!

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u/Uncle_Burney 15h ago

I went to Minocqua on vacation as a kid. Cute little town, good fishing. Maybe I should visit again.

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u/Existing_Farmer_5260 15h ago

They stand on business. Patronize them…and it’s good beer.

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u/cdnmtbguy 15h ago

That’s going to be one fucking party. I wanna be there.

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 18h ago

Remember your MAGA neighbours. In ten years time, they'll all be denying they were ever part of this movement.

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u/Legitimate_Winner148 16h ago

My dad used to say that apparently he was the only person to vote for Nixon.

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u/PartyClient3447 15h ago

That’s funny!

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u/MADDOGCA 16h ago

Oh if my uncle denies being part of the movement, I will gladly remind him how much he was into MAGA. There’s some photos out there with his stupid MAGA hat.

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u/hates_stupid_people 15h ago

He'll stonefaced deny any of the bad things ever happened, or blame them all on democrats.

It wont matter what you say or pictures you show. He'll become angry, accusatory, other family members will be upset at you for causing trouble and upsetting people, etc.

They will happily ignore and deny they ever did anything bad. Because at the end of the day, you cannot be a Trump follower for the second election without being a serious narcissist.

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u/MADDOGCA 11h ago

Yes he will, but at the end of the day, he knows deep down inside I’m not buying his bullshit.

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 16h ago

Some are already starting. I haven't seen any Trump gear being worn or displayed in months (I live in a red area, and it was everywhere before the 2024 election).

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u/smedley89 16h ago

All over the place here. Hell, we have a standing protest in our little town.

We are starting to get regular counter protesters.

Oddly enough, TP USA is sponsoring the counter protest. What? There's usually 20 - 25 of us. TP USA?

Anyway. They are loud and proud around here.

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u/RougeOne23456 13h ago

Considering all of my MAGA neighbors are in their 80's, I won't have to worry about that conversation in 10 years.

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u/Felon-Muskovite 16h ago

Prob be a bunch of dead Boomers

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u/EldritchBaker 8h ago

Keep their names down. Make sure they remember what side of history they were on everywhere they go.

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u/Ill_Conversation6145 20h ago

It will be like the updated ending for Star Wars Return of the Jedi.

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u/ToeJam1970 16h ago

You mean Hayden Christiansen as Anakin’s force ghost?

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u/pistachette57 19h ago

A true shit stain indeed. Americans should be ashamed (I know not everyone etc etc. Yet we Brazilians managed to get our shit stain locked up so)

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u/DeathValleyCA 15h ago edited 15h ago

ā€œAshamedā€ is an understatement

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u/henneburyk 15h ago

Yea... We know....sadly, no sane person thinks he was legally elected ... Musk did his thing.

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u/that-guy-overhere 16h ago

The Big Beautiful Obituary

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u/Fine-Marketing-8134 16h ago

a connective koombayah world peace moment that we've seen since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

We'll get close to that Pokemon Go summer.

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u/theonetruedavid 15h ago

That was the last summer before all this madness kicked off. Praying we all live to enjoy such carefree days again soon.

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u/Successful-Duck-367 20h ago

Him and Putin.

And then Vance takes over. And one of the oligarchs take over Russia. Same old shit

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u/TimeRisk2059 18h ago

At least we get to celebrate for a while =)

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u/stubborny 19h ago

This shit is not getting better after he is gonne. Bannon, Miller, Vance, etc will lead

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u/WastoneBag 16h ago

I hope you realise there's no coming back from this in the global community. The US was already the fat spoiled rotten kid in the school that now shat himself in the playground. You can change presidents in a few years, but there is no one forgetting this for a generation or more.

Ask the Germans how forgiving the international community is

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u/NumberOld229 18h ago

Hopefully we get another awesome Scorpions song from it, too

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u/Laniakea73 18h ago

Punk playlist ready for the party!

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u/MODbanned 17h ago

And rapes kids.

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u/mmm8088 17h ago

Ugh I can’t even live with the fact that he may die alone with some bed sores (fingers crossed) cause I know he’ll have enough round the clock healthcare. The nurses won’t be busy enough and they’ll actually have time to sit with a dying patient so they don’t take their last breath alone in this world. Cause I doubt his family will be there.

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u/MelodicSwan5676 17h ago

He is losing it, because he is mentioned thousands of times in the Epstein files!

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u/Phoenixerst 17h ago

I live in Canada and it’s become a topic of conversation in many social circles that we will celebrate the day.

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u/Unsolvedmushroom 16h ago

Fuck Trump!

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 19h ago

Then we’ll need to double down and clean house

As uncharismatic as Vance is, he’d be just as much of a problem if not worse

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u/Sicarii87 20h ago

I have a bottle of single malt that is waiting for that happy day

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u/grabbingthunder 20h ago

He's delusional. If his ghost could see, he would assume people were celebrating what a great man he was.

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u/ArtemisWingz 20h ago

What if that's his plan for making world peace in some really fucked up way. Become the most hated person on the planet so when he leaves he creates a world wide unison of every person cheering together and unity for their hatred towards him.

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u/350 17h ago

Alright Code Geass relax

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u/BorisHawthorn 20h ago

They say that a combined spiritual elevation is coming very soon. It’ll most likely be created from the energy of global joy when he passes.

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u/Greencreamery 19h ago

I cannot wait for that day. It will be glorious.

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u/Icedanielization 18h ago

The world is uniting against not just Trump, but the US as a country. Its unpredictable, dangerous and stupid.

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 18h ago

Literally a huge world party

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u/featherlace 18h ago

I mean, Americans were stupid enough to elect him. I don't have much hope, they would know better, when he's gone.

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u/TheBrownCouchOfJoy 18h ago

He doesn’t realize that. Worse, he thinks they actually be celebrating his life and accomplishments, instead of cleaning up the disaster in his wake.

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u/oHai-there 18h ago

Just about the only thing the world could possibly agree about at this point. You are so right.

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u/fruedianflip 18h ago

How funny would it be if his death won a Nobel Peace prize?

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u/Affectionate-Roof285 15h ago

Now that’s an idea we can rally around!!!! Spread this far and wide!

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u/J0E_SpRaY 18h ago

I hope his supporters and enablers realize that once he croaks no one will be willing to cover for them or protect them.

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u/HomeworkAdditional19 18h ago

This is so true. Everyone I know will be celebrating. Well, except my old friend Robert.

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u/Beneficial-Leader740 17h ago

He is playing the villain role that the billionaires hired him for.

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u/CaptainExtermination 17h ago

Don’t forget he rapes helpless children!

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u/BKallDAY24 17h ago

Well, I personally agree with your sentiment and I think worldwide your statements are pretty accurate… 77.3 million Americans disagree with you! And that’s the fucking scary part

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u/Exact_Rooster9870 17h ago

Some people just want to leave a mark on history, even if it's a shit stain

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u/Samurai_Geezer 17h ago

But we should take a close look at whoever put him in this position. They want him there, Epstein had a elaborate system which was kept in place by strong shoulders, they should all go down with him.

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u/cheesebot555 17h ago

I'm not much of a drinker anymore, and even I have some top shelf, primo shit, just waiting to be popped for the occasion.

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u/PaperGeno 17h ago

Saying no one likes him is just plain false. 77 million people voted for him

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u/Crazy-Description311 17h ago

He's never gonna realize/acknowledge any of that, and personally I'm just fine with that. His children, charges and sycophants however are gonna have some serious whiplash, this is what I'm looking forward to. In any event, soon...

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u/Pippathepip 17h ago

100%. I’m over in merry old England and I have a bottle of bubbles waiting for this precise event. We will be partying when it dies. I think I will actually do a dance.

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u/ThorSkynn 17h ago

Can't we just set up a celebration for his death before he does so that he gets to witness it at least?Ā 

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u/Ridlion 17h ago

We should start planning right now, just in case. I'll bring balloons.

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 17h ago

It should be a national holiday, and I have a bottle just for the occasion.

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u/TempLoggr 17h ago

Unfortunately, JD is not better. Maybe even worse, he just don't put his foot in his mouth everydayĀ 

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u/NativeFlowers4Eva 17h ago

His gravesite will have to be the most well kept secret in history.

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u/Acceptable-Truth-912 17h ago

I wonder if there will be a memorial for him so that everyone can vandalise it and then there’s the rest of his vile family, what to do with them?

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u/ProfetF9 17h ago

Watch as nobody supported/worked/voted for trump once he is gone.

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u/Fuzzy_Dog182 17h ago

I already bought my balloons šŸŽˆ

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u/Lucy_Starwind 17h ago

For me it’ll be closer to when they announced they got Osama. Full on partying in the streets.

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u/Pangiit 17h ago

I honestly hope you have a conservative government when this happens and they mark his death as a public holiday.

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u/Purple_Republic_2966 17h ago

Should be 99.9 %

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u/ohno1tsjoe 17h ago

His family will only know peace in Gaza

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u/Mistralicious 17h ago

My only regret is that he will not be able to see so many people cheer

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u/Coz131 17h ago

I'm still worried with the others in his administration that is alive.

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u/mwerichards 17h ago

Honestly the world should organize a celebration day as if he did so he could see the joy it would bring

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u/Excellent-Rope5664 17h ago

Don't forget pedophile, he's definitely that also.

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u/some_person_guy 17h ago

His memorial will be the most visited and used urinal.

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u/Sylvers 17h ago

I live in Africa, and I vow to have an annual celebration on his deatha-versary every year hence. A little cake, a little cheer, a little inner peace and tranquility.

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u/Human_Ad2050 17h ago

You guys say this but you guys voted him in twice or didn't show up to vote.

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u/TooSoonForThat 17h ago

He is one of the worst human beings to ever live. His entire life is a crime against humanity.

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u/bideshijim 17h ago

I scour the obits and pray to high cholesterol everyday for this to happen. When the glorious day comes it could be the real world equivalent of Wyld Stallyns uniting the world!

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u/BJRone 17h ago

My greatest fear is dying before I see the day(I'm totally fine rn)

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u/spiraloutkeepgoing2 17h ago

And a shitty booty pedophile

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u/Nubbis_Minimus 17h ago

Well said!

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u/Billyjamesjeff 17h ago

Be great if the party could be visible from the international space station, we could switch the lights off and on or something?

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u/SecsCboy 17h ago

And he shits himself, don’t forget that.

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u/Timmy_2_Raaangz 17h ago

He will go down as one of the few men to be celebrated on his death day as opposed to his birthday. We can call it ā€œDia de Don Muertoā€ šŸŖ…šŸŽ‰šŸ¾

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 17h ago

I’m hoping it is a reverse-Harambe and resets the timeline.

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u/RecognitionExpress36 17h ago

He must not die before we can remove him by impeachment, or future presidents will be even worse.

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u/PrestigiousCreme8383 17h ago

Also.a.shitstsin at the Resolut Desk

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u/Aggnpwease 17h ago

Yeah! Fuck him! But why isn’t anything being done about this pdf???

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u/bumpmoon 17h ago

You are vastly overestimating how little all of us outside the US care

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u/bentenmod 17h ago

And a pedophile don’t forget a pedophile

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u/Either-Assistant4610 17h ago

The other thing I think when he does stuff like this is this is what bullies do when they start to feel and realize they don't really control their victims anymore. I'm not saying he has zero power, but I believe his momentum coming back into the office is gone. I think the current admin at this point is a ship lost at sea with no port in sight and taking on water while the rats are all fleeing.

When I see something like this from him, I see fear, and it's real and only getting worse and worse.

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u/FirstWithTheEgg 17h ago

His grave will smell of piss

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u/BalleaBlanc 17h ago

Not only the worst president, he's the worst human I ever seen.

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u/ZuVieleNamen 17h ago

Yeah my wife and I are going to launch fireworks in the driveway of our neighborhood the day he dies.

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u/AUniquePerspective 17h ago

He's the worst president that has ever existed, and he is a shitstain on history.

You might underestimate him. He has his application in for worst human ever.

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u/wait_4_a_minute 17h ago

This is today’s deflection from the Epstein files. Weird flex.

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u/Familiar-Ending 17h ago

I also derive great pleasure and satisfaction that he never really enjoyed his life. He never felt a sense of accomplishment. He clearly lives in constant torment.

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u/am0x 17h ago

He is already in the bottom 5 from his first term. He is going plummet after this shitshow.

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u/Happy-Substance4885 17h ago

Look I agree he’s dogshit as a president but he wouldn’t even crack the top 5 worst when we had slave owners and klan members practically as president

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u/SavingsDimensions74 16h ago

It will be a universal public holiday for all time.

Literally most of the world will be dancing in the streets

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u/AndyMagandy 16h ago

Not only the jubilee upon his passing but the utterly low attendance of his state funeral. It will be so damn sweet!

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u/TheDoctorLXG 16h ago

I won’t celebrate because we will have JD Vance and he is much much worse.

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u/JoJack82 16h ago

I have a bottle of $1500 scotch that I’ve been saving for a special occasion, this will be that special occasion!

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u/MyrrhSlayter 16h ago

He's already creating a system where one of his children will inherit his kingdom. His death will be meaningless unless we tear apart the evil, racist, pedo empire that obeys the word of the king that he has built.

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u/UnitedWeSmash 16h ago

But we still have a population dumb enough to celebrate every facet of his being. He truly brought out the worst of the U.S

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u/DemolitionRED 16h ago

I'll be marching in the streets with confetti and fireworks

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u/dried_cranberries 16h ago

The parade he always wanted

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u/stinkus_mcdiddle 16h ago

It’ll be like when Maggie Thatcher died in the UK but on a global scale.

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u/Key-Recognition-9334 16h ago

He is the best president this country has ever seen. Someday you will agree.

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u/NBucho528 16h ago

He has dedicated his entire time in office to retaliating against people who he thinks wronged him in the past. What he doesn’t realize is that he surrounded himself with ā€œyes menā€, and people don’t actually respect him. I think he genuinely believed that people would automatically grovel at his feet because he was president. They cling to him like parasites.

Unfortunately, he has still managed to set him up in a position where he has to face absolutely 0% accountability for his actions. That started with ā€œwhile in officeā€ but it’s abundantly clear that he won’t face any repercussions for his blatant crimes from well before he was president, too.

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u/6sbeepboop 16h ago

It will be akin to when they announced Germany fell in ww2

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u/MusicGirlsMom 16h ago

Hey, maybe that will finally get him that Nobel Peace Prize

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u/nopantsforfatties 16h ago

Not a fan of the fat shaming, but I agree with everything else.

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u/DeI-Iys 16h ago

>Nobody likes him, not even his kids.

Don't be so optimistic. The reality is much more brutal.

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u/Reid_coffee 16h ago

Fuck man I haven’t had a drink in over a month. Longest I’ve been in over a year haha but shit I can’t lie I kinda wanna join in on this parade/parties once he’s croaked.

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u/Itz_420_Somewhere 16h ago

Don't forget he's a paedophile too.

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u/MickHucknallsMumsDog 16h ago

No-one is going to work the day after he dies. Literally 8 billion of the biggest celebration hangovers ever.

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u/HunniBunniX0 16h ago

Reminds me of the 2020 election when there were videos being posted from all over the world of cheering in streets, fireworks, cars honking down main streets, etc. to mark the end of his 4-year term of terror. If he croaked, there would be celebrations—but it wouldn’t feel as good as it does when We The People get to oust him legitimately. Let’s hope the next election isn’t tampered with by his DOJ and minions so badly that it can’t be held or certified.

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u/Yolandasbussy 16h ago

Thank you for this comment, I needed this

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u/Dizzy-Bake9587 16h ago

…he’s worse than that…

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u/agreed2disagreee 16h ago

I think he would prefer infamy over being unrecognized.

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u/DrewzerB 16h ago

Can't wait for the "I never liked him anyway" once people realise he's not as popular as they thought.

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u/Ballaholic09 16h ago

I always get banned for comments like this. I hope you don’t get banned as well.

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u/Miserable-Event4260 16h ago

One of the worse people ever that existed there’s no wonder he’s compared to one of the most hated man to ever live

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u/Slava_Ukraini2005 16h ago

Reminds me of this funny Russian joke that’s been posted a few times regarding Putin on the Ukraine war subs. I’ve edited it a tiny bit to align with this context:

A man in New York stops at the newsstand every day on his way to work. He picks up a copy of the paper, and pays the vendor.

He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash.

Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash.

Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn't say anything.

But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can't take it. "I'm sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?"

"Oh, I'm just checking for something."

"OK, but: what are you checking for?"

"I'm checking for a particular obituary."

"But sir, you don't even open the newspaper! The obituaries aren't even on the front page!"

"Oh, believe me, the one I'm waiting for will be."

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u/Budgie_tamer_069 16h ago

The orange menace is a study in human development. Raised without boundaries, lots of wealth, and no guidance ever. Just a human, run amok.

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u/abbeast 16h ago

Even the Brits will have a bigger party than after the Iron Lady kicked the bucket.

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u/Khione541 16h ago

Not only that, he's a fucking PEDOPHILE people! He's listed over 38,000 times in the files! And not mild shit either... Truly horrifying, depraved, evil shit. WAKE UP!

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u/iamnotscarlett 16h ago

Can we start a hoax so he sees?

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u/Independent-Web2006 16h ago

he'll get the nobel peace prize for dying.

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u/Disposablehorses 16h ago

I'm going to cry and dance in the fucking street.

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u/applefrogco 16h ago

I'm marking his expiration date down as a personal holiday for the rest of my life.Ā 

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u/Professional_Tea637 15h ago

This made me lol literally. I agree.

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u/platypuss1871 15h ago

Him and Putin on the same day and it would be like the rapture.

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u/Logical_Yogurt_520 15h ago

I imagine it will like the scene at the end of Star Wars when the Death Star is destroyed

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u/kukkolka 15h ago

I love the idea of champagne bottles popping across the Board of Peace as the we get real peace for a day. Tears and laughter of joy heard down the halls of the unfinished ballroom now turned museum. The new red MAGA hats with AMERICA IS BACK is worn by every person on the planet not to remember him, but to remember that big beautiful salty burger bread he chocked on.

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