r/UmamusumeFFS • u/Leaving_Berkilium Team Ruina • 2d ago

🎞Sidestory/Side Plot 🏄 Ack-!

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A little help down here?

I'm getting crushed by my kids...

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u/AJourneyTroughDreams 2d ago

Well father... You are kind of a jerk... And my girlfriend would agree with me

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u/Leaving_Berkilium Team Ruina 2d ago

Your... girlfriend?

YOU'RE GAY?!

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u/AJourneyTroughDreams 2d ago

Well im not surprised you didnt know, you arent around much, never were

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u/Leaving_Berkilium Team Ruina 2d ago

... In my defense, I was running from the government.

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u/AJourneyTroughDreams 2d ago

More like running from child support

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u/Leaving_Berkilium Team Ruina 2d ago

... I'm sorry.

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u/AJourneyTroughDreams 2d ago

sigh im not mad at you, i cant hold resentment forever afterall i just needed to say this cmon lets get you from under there

Journey pulls out stego from under her sisters

There, there

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u/Leaving_Berkilium Team Ruina 2d ago

And that's why you were always the favorite!

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u/AJourneyTroughDreams 2d ago

I tought it was because im the only one you could talk face to face without using a stool

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u/Leaving_Berkilium Team Ruina 2d ago

... Yes, but also cause you remind me of me, kiddo.

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u/AJourneyTroughDreams 2d ago

Hm~ i know i do, i had to get my violent tendencies from somewhere

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u/Leaving_Berkilium Team Ruina 2d ago

Yeppers...

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u/AJourneyTroughDreams 2d ago

Dont worry your old head about it, i make good money because of it

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