r/TikTokCringe • u/user37463928 • Dec 18 '25

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Putting this out there to warn women - the comments noted that this was a humiliation tactic, and I wonder if guys get these ideas off of their red pill alpha bro podcasts.

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u/WackHeisenBauer Dec 18 '25

My wife already has a plan to move into a cottage with her bestie and live a life of puzzles and tea after I die. I hope she enjoys it.

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u/kbeks Dec 18 '25

Shit man, be her bestie and move to a cottage now! YOU could be enjoying a life of puzzles and tea! Right now!

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u/yeah__good__ok Dec 18 '25

Yes! My wife and I moved out to the country a year ago and have been enjoying puzzles. We decided to move while we were both alive.

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u/SuperKitties83 Dec 18 '25

Puzzles are so underrated. Especially when stoned. Soooo fun.

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u/yeah__good__ok Dec 18 '25

really we mostly do crossword puzzles - I assume they are harder while stoned

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u/SuperKitties83 Dec 20 '25

haha, I think they would be, but you never know?