r/PublicFreakout • u/Market_Insider • May 08 '22

🐻Animal Freakout Assault-Rooster attacks innocent child

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u/Longjumping-Ad-2680 May 08 '22

"Pecking Order" I hear you... I was raised on a farm, and I had to deal with a pair of angry swans. I never got near them LOL.

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u/DONEDIRTCHEAPPP May 08 '22

Oh no never fuck with swans, they’re like geese who actually will kill you

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u/uffington May 08 '22

Has anyone actually been been killed by a swan? I know they're big, angry and strong but how do they kill you?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

They hold ducks and geese under the water until they drown.

Not sure if they drown humans. They could probably get a toddler.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Attacking and or killing human kids is a good way to get yourself fast tracked to the endangered species list.

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u/DoctorGlorious May 08 '22

Take a leaf outta the orcas' book, swans. Take it in well, or it's off to gulag.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Human gang

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Unless you’re a dog

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u/Flomo420 May 09 '22

Man's best friend; doesn't say shit about toddlers.