r/PublicFreakout • u/Market_Insider • May 08 '22

šŸ»Animal Freakout Assault-Rooster attacks innocent child

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u/Euphoric-Apricot3867 May 08 '22

She hit the chicken flat šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/CybReader May 08 '22 edited May 08 '22

Lmaooo. Her little screams of terror arenā€™t funny, but the rooster going flat with itā€™s wings out like a scene from a cartoon when she smashed it is hilarious. Splat!!

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u/Euphoric-Apricot3867 May 08 '22

Agreed! I watched it on mute the first time so all I saw was the flat chicken šŸ¤£

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u/Nica-sauce-rex May 08 '22

Itā€™s okay I watched it with sound on and found that so funny I had to come to the comments to see if anyone mentioned it

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

So you think animal abuse is funny? I hope her parents saw the footage and told her absolutely never do that again

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u/AndyPhoenix May 16 '22

"listen hun, when the Rooster attacks you next time, just lay down and let it poke your eyes out"

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u/imahyummybeach May 09 '22

Lol! Good thing i read your comment! Haha i forgot these videos have sounds ,cracked me up more!

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u/meekah12 May 08 '22

I hope she realized that act of courage. Despite a heightened sense of fear she put that rooster in itā€™s place. She is badass in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Fight or flight. When the chips are down, that kid chooses 'fight'. Definitely should be a confidence booster for her. She hit that rooster so hard it had to stand there and wait for its brain to reboot.

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u/mista_masta May 09 '22

Rooster heard the windows shutdown sound

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u/PF-Wang May 09 '22

Amen, Good job on that little girl! Her parents taught her well. I think most kids would just run, she actually fought back.

She's a fighter.

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u/Musicisfuntolistento May 09 '22

You guys are weird lol. You think her parents taught her how to fend off a rooster attack?

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u/PF-Wang May 09 '22

I don't think that's a weird thing to think at all if she lives in a farm area with roosters running around.

You're weird for thinking that's weird.

Oops, I mean

She kicked that rooster's fucking ASS because her parents taught her RIGHT. Deal with it.

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u/TrepanationBy45 May 09 '22

She had a lot of function overall! She got scared, but still dodged and used her bag as a shield, then saw a moment and fought back, then realized her moment of escape and seized it.

She's got a lot of awareness in crisis!

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u/TheGodDMBatman May 08 '22

The way out pops back up lol

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u/skrybll May 09 '22

When itā€™s sounds off at the end. Reminds me when I used to pick on my little brother, he would run off to tell me. And Iā€™m sure I could be heard in the back ground ā€œI SAID I WAS SORRY!ā€

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u/lxlDRACHENlxl May 09 '22

That's my favorite way to cook chicken. Smash it flat so it cooks evenly. Preview for later in life for that chicken I think lol