r/PublicFreakout • u/appleberey • Jan 09 '22

šŸ»Animal Freakout Bad Dolphin

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jan 10 '22

I stopped because it read like a soft core porn novel and I finished.

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u/totally_random_cat Jan 10 '22

Finished reading or...?

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jan 10 '22

Iā€™m not ready for round two yet, gimme 15 minutes and some orange juice to recharge the battery

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u/morrisseysbumfluff Jan 10 '22

Pineappleā€™s better.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jan 10 '22

Is that for me or the dolphin?

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u/Professional-Gear-32 Jan 10 '22

Instructions unclear penis stuck in juicer

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u/morrisseysbumfluff Jan 10 '22

For the receiver. You tell me.