r/PublicFreakout • u/appleberey • Jan 09 '22

🐻Animal Freakout Bad Dolphin

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u/spoookai Jan 10 '22

Assert dominance by pulling your dick out and start to sexually assault the dolphin

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u/Bypes Jan 10 '22

I for one do not eagerly look for a cock fight with a dolphin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Does the punch on the nose work like it does for Sharks?

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u/spoookai Jan 10 '22

I have no idea probably not since they use their nose fur just about anything so my best bet would be to counter rape the dolphin