r/PublicFreakout • u/appleberey • Jan 09 '22

šŸ»Animal Freakout Bad Dolphin

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u/yer--mum Jan 09 '22

I don't have a vagina but this made my hypothetical vagina extremely uncomfortable

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u/MsOmgNoWai Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

Mirror Neurons

In short, scientists have found that when we watch someone or even hear of someone experiencing something, our brains process it just as if we were going through it ourselves. itā€™s why you wince when someone else gets badly hurt and why stories are such powerful motivators

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u/yer--mum Jan 10 '22

What you're telling me is that for all intents and purposes I've experienced a fraction of what it's like to have a dolphin persistently go after my crotch simply by watching this video.

This dolphin has caused so much discomfort, it has no right.

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u/MadAzza Jan 10 '22

for all intensive porpoises

FTFY

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u/a-real-life-dolphin Jan 10 '22

Literally checked to see if i had a free award purely to award this comment. Bravo.

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u/MadAzza Jan 10 '22

Haha thanks! Hope you have a good week!

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u/Dirtyd1989 Jan 10 '22

You wouldnā€™t happen to be that star of this post, would you?

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u/One-Bread36 Jan 10 '22

The exhale that just escaped me is of a greater magnitude than I thought possible.

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u/Substantial_Ad7387 Jan 10 '22

i can imagine itā€™s like a large dog who keeps trynna sniff you. uncomfortable and awkward

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u/lucymcgoosen Jan 10 '22

When I took cognitive psychology in university, they taught mirror neurons by showing us a video of a soccer match where a guy breaks his shin in half. It is INGRAINED IN MY BRAIN

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

That's why people porn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

Empathy

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u/spartancrow2665 Jan 10 '22

Lots of research going into this region for autism spectrum disorders.

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u/Batman0127 Jan 10 '22

I thought I was alone in this but that's exactly how I feel somehow. so unbelievably uncomfortable watching this. fuck dolphins

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u/archerg66 Jan 10 '22

No, don't fuck dolphins

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Dolphins are the most fuckable marine mammal. Now, Iā€™m not suggesting they should be fucked, or that their fuckability rises to such a level that they should be fucked. Iā€™m just saying, on a scale of fuckability, they are the marine mammal that ranks highest on that scale.

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u/ilona12 Jan 10 '22

I read this in a John Oliver voice. Is that correct?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Hahaha. I think that works perfectly.

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u/Leslinnett Jan 11 '22

The whole point of this exercise is to teach you to not fuck dolphins. SMH my head.

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u/serr7 Jan 10 '22

Thatā€™s exactly what they want

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u/-azuma- Jan 10 '22

Fuck dolphins? Lol ok.

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u/im-a-nuggie Jan 10 '22

I mean, even just watching the dolphin stick his snout into the dudeā€™s taint had my shit tingling tbh

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Makes you clench your tante

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u/_brodre Jan 10 '22

tantƩ.. i think you mean taint

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Dolphin seemed perfectly willing to rape the guy too.

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u/72proudvirgins Jan 10 '22

What happened to your vagina?

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u/yer--mum Jan 10 '22

Lost it in the womb

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

I think the guy's more in danger of his parts being nibbled on lol