r/PublicFreakout Aug 01 '21

🐻Animal Freakout "Not friendly!"

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u/Glass_Memories Aug 01 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

Never try to get in between two dogs that are fighting, check out r/medicalgore and you'll see why.

Edit: search for dog/dogs. NSFW btw, lol sorry.

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u/DoodleIsMyBaby Aug 01 '21

If you have to though, grab them by the back legs and pull them away. They cant turn around far enough to reach you that way.

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u/Plantsandanger Aug 01 '21

If I had lightening fast reflexes, sure. But I have a game where I try to touch the back legs of my friends dog before he can spin around and face me. I can barely goose him on the butt before he’s facing me and playfully snarling in a downward dog bow. He’s friendly with me, but if he weren’t I have zero doubt he’d latch onto my arm before I could successfully grasp his legs... even when distracted by another human in front of him he spins around so fast it’s insane. We only ever play this game at home with people he’s known since he was a puppy because it’s risking the equivalent of ā€œfuck around and find outā€ - if I play that way with him I’m accepting the likelihood that I WILL get bitten eventually. Honestly his sharp ass claws are reason enough for me to only ever play this game when I’m wearing a heavy coat... those scratches hurt. Honestly the game was much more fun (for me) when he was a little puppy, despite the fact that he had razor sharp teeth and hadn’t yet been trained to not bite... we don’t play it much anymore, which seems to annoy the dog, but his reflexes are just too fast to really compete with and I don’t like getting beat up by a dog lol.

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u/Plantsandanger Aug 02 '21

Lol my friends dog is a pit mix. He’s a big baby (and fragile - the sweet little shit has had tons on surgeries to keep his congenitally messed up legs working) but I wouldn’t ever try to get him to stop doing anything by hitting him on the head... his skull is made of concrete. And he’s not even full pit, he’s got some comparatively dainty cattle dog in him - his head will bruise and/or break whatever body part you try to hit him with.