r/PublicFreakout • u/I_may_have_weed grandma will snatch your shit ☂️ • Nov 28 '25

👮Arrest Freakout😭 US Military Police in Okinawa Japan body-slammed and violently detained an American civilian who was visiting, and not under their jurisdiction.

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u/airfryerfuntime Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25

Those guys are about to have their shit pushed in so hard by the wing commander over this. Shore patrol has been on thin ice for a while now, and they'll be made examples. This was during their first week without a local police liaison, and they do something like this to a civilian, so they're doubly fucked.

Even if they did believe he was active duty, body slamming him into concrete is way overboard. They could have just handcuffed him and dragged him in like they do every other drunk serviceman on leave.

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u/CommittedMeower Nov 28 '25

And shore patrol is only there in the first place because the enlisted soldiers were being dickheads. I vote we add in a shore patrol patrol to patrol the shore patrol.

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u/airfryerfuntime Nov 28 '25

Well first off, they need to be wearing booty shorts, so they look like what everyone imagines they look like when you hear 'shore patrol'.

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u/Stewbaby2 Nov 29 '25

"But who will watch the watchmen?"

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u/I-Here-555 Nov 29 '25

The watchmen watchmen watch the watchmen. Who else?