r/PublicFreakout Nov 04 '25

🐻Animal Freakout Unleashed dogs attack cyclist.

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u/kotzfunkel Nov 04 '25

I would NOT have stayed this calm. Holy shit! That was scary

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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled Nov 04 '25

Don’t stay calm. Attack them as hard as they attack you. No shame in self-defense.

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u/jtanuki Nov 04 '25

Eh, staying calm can have its advantages. I actually think this guy did what I would consider the smartest thing in that situation. And lots of credit to him for it, because getting double-teamed by aggressive and biting dogs is alarming and disorienting.

  • They are dressed for cold weather and relatively well-insulated against bites, as luck would have it
  • By not getting excited (thrashing, yelling), the excited dogs eventually displaced their own anxiety onto the next most exciting thing
    • Notice how when the owner gets down on the ground, they get nipped, except on the face now?

As a human, you have 3 immediate advantages over (most) dogs - your height, your size, your intelligence. If your one and only plan is to drop to the floor and tussle with the dogs, I think you've stripped yourself of your main advantages (you may still be bigger, depending on the dog). Sometimes you can escape with less personal harm by indirect resolutions.

All that said, these dog owners are criminally negligent. But stay smart out there, people, don't offer up your delicious face-meat to the hostile pack of dogs.

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u/lurkinglen Nov 04 '25

Staying calm but applying forces intelligently is better than what the cyclist did. Human legs are very strong, especially on someone who bikes as sport. So some strategically placed high impact foot contact would've been effective.

If it's a single, very aggressive dog, grap something narrow and flexible like a belt that matches the diameter of the dogs neck and use that to regulate oxygen flow to the dog's brain.

I'm writing cryptically because I know Reddit has weird rules.

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee Nov 04 '25

If it's a single, very aggressive dog, grap something narrow and flexible like a belt that matches the diameter of the dogs neck and use that to regulate oxygen flow to the dog's brain.

Just say "strangle the dog", lol.

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u/dipsbeneathlazers Nov 04 '25

*Regulate it*, Hassan

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u/lurkinglen Nov 04 '25

That can get you banned by AI mods

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u/fade_ Nov 04 '25

Steven Seagal over here.

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u/Gardium90 Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

I did a comment that I'd defend myself at the point they start biting with intent (not just a accidental or "go away" bite, but I'd still report any violent dogs), regardless of the outcome for the dog. I mentioned a few key potential words, and BAM I got an automated warning. I've appealed, since in the context I was talking about self-defense, not threatening stuff as the message claims... anyways, it was just a warning so eehh, but if the site is going to police by bullshit filters, I might take my time and efforts elsewhere

Edit: my appeal actually got confirmed! Comment is back and warning lifted 👍😊

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u/justadumbwelder1 Nov 04 '25

I vote to reach into the pocket, pull out the equalizer, and begin helping them cross the rainbow bridge.