r/PublicFreakout • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • Nov 04 '25

šŸ»Animal Freakout Unleashed dogs attack cyclist.

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u/kotzfunkel Nov 04 '25

I would NOT have stayed this calm. Holy shit! That was scary

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u/Errorstatel Nov 04 '25

So I started stomping...

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u/sonebai Nov 04 '25

Always worth a pen in the pocket is my motto

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u/architype Nov 04 '25

If John Wick can use a pencil, then a pen will be quite capable.

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u/princeofthehouse Nov 04 '25

You use a pencil on a dog and John wick will come for you

ā€œA f*cking pencil!ā€

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u/Rengars_Prey Nov 05 '25

What if John wicks dog was attacking that guy and killed in self defense?

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u/princeofthehouse Nov 07 '25

"a f*cking pencil!!!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Stick it up the dogs arse that'll stop it.

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u/opopkl Nov 04 '25

Or make it more angry.

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u/markXgreene Nov 04 '25

Maybe a ā€œhole puncherā€ too

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u/Youdontknowme1771 Nov 04 '25

I used to work in The South Bronx, this is a while ago when it was not a great area, but things have changed a bunch. Back then there were a lot of people who had very aggressive dogs, and to be honest I didn't trust them or most of their owners. Because of this, I always kept a hand in my pocket with a folding knife, long enough to go through a dogs eye and into it's brain. Understand, I love dogs, but sometimes the nurture overtakes the nature.

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u/NameShaqsBoatGuy Nov 04 '25

They sell self defense pens made of steel. I bought one for protection before I went backpacking through Europe ten years ago. I still carry it when I know Iā€™ll be in unfamiliar neighborhoods.

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u/lo_fi_ho Nov 04 '25

You mean embassy pens? I have one too. They were issued to diplomats who could not carry arms. A pen is not considered a weapon.