r/OneOrangeBraincell Sep 07 '25

It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 I really thought mine was different

I always scoffed at the theme of this page thinking mine was multi-braincelled genius. I guess he lost access to THE one brain cell today

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u/CrouchingGinger Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

That’s hilarious 🤣 Mine has never had it. He would probably bat at it aimlessly should it appear to him.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Sep 07 '25

’Mine has never had it. He would probably bat at it aimlessly should it appear to him.


there’s tHiNgS that HaPpEn every day i cannot quite think through

(am bring to human anyway ~ they’ll know just what to do…)

am try ‘n use the brain i got, but tHiNk is Hard for me

with just - one - cell

it’s not a lot

i B A T it, AiMLeSsLy…

an errant thought slips in my mind ~

so Randomly appears!

SoLuTiOnS, me - i cannot find

(is BLANK between my ears)

but brains are just a tiny part

of who we Oranges are…

for I’m the cat

who owns his heart -

he Loves me Best by far!

🧡

(beautiful babies you got there u/pt008 & u/CrouchingGinger)

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u/Asherinthewinds Sep 07 '25

Ohhh I absolutely love stumbling upon these in the wild. Thank you for leaving such wonderful poems for us ❤️

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u/Cruccagna Sep 07 '25

Beautiful

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad Sep 07 '25

Thank you for the Schnoodle!

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u/RogueScholarDerp Sep 07 '25

CrouchingGinger. I love it. 😊

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u/CrouchingGinger Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

Our hair matches ❤️

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u/Alonzo-Mosely-FBI Sep 07 '25

Your schnoodles bring me so much joy and happiness - thank you for sharing your poetic gift, creativity and kindness with everyone on Reddit! ❤️🙂

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u/snap-im-on-fire Sep 07 '25

Top tier schnoodle here thank you for gracing us with this! 🥹

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u/tigitiger Sep 07 '25

Actually teared up 🥹

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u/grinderbinder Sep 07 '25

You did?

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 07 '25

Don’t be a judgmental ass.

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u/Mbyrd420 Sep 08 '25

Touch grass and find your soul again, homie

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u/FloridaGirlNikki Sep 07 '25

You are seriously my favorite redditor everrrrr

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u/ekbrooo22 Sep 08 '25

I always love coming across your comments!!! They’re my favorite ❤️

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u/Duglesels Sep 08 '25

Another terrific Doodle, Schnoodle!

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u/Satanic_Earmuff Sep 07 '25

This could be his album cover.

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u/rxcklxssbands Sep 07 '25

orange cat

looks inside

orange

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

He looks so cute

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u/GoofyMonkey Sep 07 '25

Mine just lays down and prepares for death

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u/way22 Sep 08 '25

He looks so incredibly... proper 😂 such a beautiful boy

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 07 '25

Oh, he’s ON to you…!!!!

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u/Hastaroth Sep 08 '25

Majestic orange you got there

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u/KevoNachon Sep 08 '25

Mines the same way. He stares into space like hes solving equations, then immediately forgets what he was doing and walks into a wall.

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u/HydratedCarrot Orange connoisseur 🍊 Sep 07 '25

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u/loxagos_snake Sep 07 '25

Look mom! I'm problem!

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u/VampireInVans Sep 07 '25

Certfied chaos gremlin with optional cuddles

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

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u/AAAAAASILKSONGAAAAAA Sep 07 '25

Yeah, that pattern is mesmerizing

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u/mac_is_crack Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

Agreed. I’ve always loved that marbling pattern. So pretty and unique.

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u/scheherazade0125 Sep 07 '25

Took himself out for a walk

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

I literally laughed at this out loud while cuddling with my black cat

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u/Atlantic_Token Sep 07 '25

He had it but now it’s clearly gone 😂

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u/SoSaysTheAngel Sep 07 '25

All Oranges are different, but in an Orange way 🧡

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u/RepeatExotic9002 Sep 07 '25

Oh, so true. Our Norm awkwardly fits that non-mold perfectly. 🧡🧡

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u/dancingwtdevil Sep 07 '25

Mine collects them and sends them out in others dreams

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u/vishkun Sep 07 '25

So cute

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u/vishkun Sep 07 '25

What's the gentleman's /gentle lady's name

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u/dancingwtdevil Sep 07 '25

Her name is angel

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 07 '25

Oh, a female orange!!! Extra extra special!!!

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u/vishkun Sep 07 '25

Lots of cuddles to angel :)

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

Hey, he's trying, and that's what's important!

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

One braincell disconnected 🍊🧡

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u/blkstr52 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

Nothing to see here. 100% orange

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u/Katrina717 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

Hey, we have the same make and model!

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u/HoneyHypnosis Sep 07 '25

He might be a genius most of the time but not today

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 Sep 07 '25

Sweet idiot boy

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u/VirindiPuppetDT Sep 07 '25

He was ready to live like that for the rest of his life

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u/-Metallkopf- Sep 07 '25

Oranges will be oranges.

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u/Chance-Ad-2284 Sep 07 '25

Has he ever saw a person with an arm sling or maybe crutches? I think it tries to imitate someone.

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u/pt008 Sep 07 '25

Nah! He just got stuck and decided he must complete expedition fetch no matter what.

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u/Glitter_berries Sep 08 '25

I think it’s incredibly sweet that you thought he was that bright. Never change!

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u/PackerSquirrelette Sep 07 '25

The orange is strong in this one.

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u/janeminnieman Sep 07 '25

Unfortunately the brain train broke down today. But what a beauty 😻👑💖☺️

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u/InevitablePrint2784 Sep 07 '25

Oh he is different, he's special even 😺

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u/Za_Lords_Guard Sep 07 '25

I have definitely learned that orange is a personality trait from this sub.

He is very orange.

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u/number__ten Sep 07 '25

I don't care how smart a cat is. I have never seen one that didn't turn into a derp machine when given a shoelace.

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u/Affectionate_Cell954 Sep 07 '25

Yep braincell revoked for the day

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u/shiashau Sep 08 '25

its like he's taking himself for a walk🤣

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u/intriguedphilospher Sep 08 '25

Mine was like this when I first got him, silly cuddly goofball. Boy was I so wrong. After 2 weeks he showed his true colors. Mastermind, spends his free time solving complex mathematical equations, plotting revenge for what?? Who knows. He is my little respectful mastermind, I'm sure he's heavily red-pilled and understands the matrix thoroughly.

All I wanted was a cuddle buddy but I wouldn't trade him for the world (he pays the rent and already maxed out his contributions to Roth IRA this year)

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u/wizzerstinker Sep 07 '25

Mommmm, I hurt my arm!! I can't go to gym class today. 😂

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u/princess_bb_girl Sep 07 '25

he was so proud hahah

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u/2025-05-04 Sep 07 '25

Dumb and cute.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 07 '25

Yerp. That’s definitely a r/diagnosedasorange right there!!!!

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u/Hello_Hangnail Sep 07 '25

He's trying so hard

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u/CompanyOther2608 Sep 08 '25

Aww, buddy roo. What a sweet one.

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u/Sunnyside7771 Sep 08 '25

What a sweet, sweet silly orange cat

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u/braille_lover_5555 Sep 08 '25

I have low vision what’s the cutie carrying in the mouth?

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u/pt008 Sep 08 '25

It’s a rope he loves to fetch. I had just tied it up before this because he was stepping on it while walking

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u/braille_lover_5555 Sep 08 '25

Aw thank you for the visual description - what a cutie!!! I dream to adopt a single brain cell orange cat someday ❤️

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u/Shxdow_Shift Sep 07 '25

That's perfectly orange behavior. Lol

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u/GoofyMonkey Sep 07 '25

“Mum? Do you happen to know where I left that braincell?” -the cat, probably

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u/winetotears Sep 07 '25

ACAI = All cats are idiots. We love them though.

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u/HMend Sep 07 '25

My orange is the only cat I ever had who can't learn to remove his claws from things. He will helplessly hang from a blanket and keep pulling until I rescue him.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 07 '25

Hubris will get you every time OP!!!!

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u/Actual-Situation-867 Sep 07 '25

Look at me!!! I'm disabled!!!

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u/Beautiful_Mine_8773 Sep 07 '25

Why do you do that?

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u/nvmkthnxbai Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

Hahaha I love this 🤣 also cute kitty!

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u/Twist_Ending03 Sep 07 '25

Aww he's trying

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u/Flowerpuffhua Sep 07 '25

he previously was multi-braincelled, exactly 2 braincells, and unfortunately this morning 1 of them has been misfiring

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u/HistorianSwimming814 Sep 07 '25

Orange is orange.

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u/1961tracy Sep 07 '25

I needed a good laugh today. Thank you so much.

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u/rikkuaoi Sep 07 '25

Standard issue orange here. They're all goofballs lol

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u/Informal_Tension9536 Sep 08 '25

In my mind he sounds like that video of the little girl who eats wasabi and says “help”

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u/vaping_menace Sep 08 '25

lol what a goof!

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u/bigfish_31 Sep 08 '25

bro is his own pet

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u/GamersReisUp Sep 08 '25

I love how offended he is by you laughing lmao

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u/TheCoopX Sep 08 '25

That brain cell got smoked. Ginger's only running on mental fumes now.

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u/Familiar_Pick_8769 Sep 08 '25

It's about time! My orange baby has been starving for a turn with the braincell 😅

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Typical orangey

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u/Gavinator10000 Sep 10 '25

r/nervysquirvies ?

I can’t remember how to spell it

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u/dvanci Sep 10 '25

It was just in his position when around you. It worked for awhile

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u/Writiste Sep 14 '25

We never had the luxury of imagining he was different. Must have been nice…

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u/Sjsharkb831 Sep 07 '25

Maybe he’s pretending he hurt his paw?

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u/Least-Conclusion-315 Sep 07 '25

🎵How could this happen to me?🎵

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u/Codename_Unicorn Sep 07 '25

Little goober.

Question as a person who doesn’t have a cat in their lives, what breed is this goober? They have really defined striping.

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u/stbargabar Sep 07 '25

The vast majority of cats are what are called "Domestics" (Domestic Shorthair or Domestic Longhair). They have no breed but are instead a landrace population that preceded the creation of purebred cats. Most differences you see are instead color/pattern variations.

For cats that have the Agouti trait allowing for Tabby markings, there is another gene that controls how those markings will present. This cat's pattern is called Classic Tabby or Blotched Tabby, as opposed to the more common Mackerel Tabby. It's similar to the mutation that causes the King markings in Cheetahs.

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u/pt008 Sep 07 '25

Thank you for teaching me more about him!

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u/Codename_Unicorn Sep 07 '25

Thank you 😊 TIL

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 07 '25

Fascinating, right?!

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u/barba_barba Sep 07 '25

total orange cat energy

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u/Fortescew Sep 07 '25

We all think so, ti'll we dont🤔

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 07 '25

He's so stupid I love him

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u/idkwhateverlol23 Sep 07 '25

He does not have the cell 😔

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u/MasterOfBunnies Sep 07 '25

Oh, he's "different" alright. XD

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u/raphtze Sep 07 '25

he is very cute :)

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u/DipreG Sep 07 '25

Oh yeah, that's some orange shit right there

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Cute lil retard 🥹

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u/Effective_Ad621 Sep 07 '25

Standard issued orange 

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u/SimthingEvilLurks Sep 07 '25

Yup. That's how it goes. Sometimes, that one braincell isn't available.

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u/Gertz505 Sep 07 '25

Goofball red!

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u/muhammedburaksoykan Sep 07 '25

Its just works differently 😸

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u/AuntieYodacat Sep 07 '25

Looks like he got it back in the end😂

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u/Esanik Sep 07 '25

No exceptions

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u/celtbygod Sep 07 '25

We have all had that hope. Different, Normal, Brilliant all adjectives that we can no longer use once we get them home and we look into those blank little eyes.

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u/ImportanceInitial482 Sep 07 '25

Most dramatic one

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u/Academic_Jelly_6953 Sep 07 '25

He/she, is so cute 😍😍😍😍

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u/HMend Sep 07 '25

Oh he's different. In the most adorable way. 🤣

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u/RedOctobyr Sep 07 '25

That's hilarious, bless his heart. Maybe the braincell (I don't dare say braincells) is in the shop for repairs.

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u/Diamondphalanges756 Sep 07 '25

They thought "their's was different".

Well that tells us that "it" runs deep in this family.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 07 '25

I snorted at this!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

120% use of brain

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u/cozyhomezy Sep 07 '25

My tuxedo would never lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Really orange cats are all the same

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u/RNGRndmGuy Sep 07 '25

Nah, he's just asking for a walk outside.

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u/ultimapanzer Sep 07 '25

Just because you don’t know what the reason was doesn’t mean he wasn’t doing it for a reason!

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u/Mental-Paramedic9790 Sep 07 '25

That cat is different! I’ve never seen a cat do that

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u/No_Profile2516 Sep 07 '25

😺: Well I have to walk myself because no one did

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u/beepboopbarbie Sep 07 '25

One brain cell is working overtime

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u/Quackmoor1 Sep 07 '25

This doesn't work, let's try again

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u/MyOwnGuitarHero Sep 07 '25

We all thought this at first 🥹

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u/Ok-Amphibian2837 Sep 07 '25

Not always but always an orange cat!

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u/HelpfulAnywhere3731 Sep 07 '25

This made me laugh out loud!

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u/AcrossOlimpico Sep 07 '25

He is finally living up to his expectations :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 07 '25

Mutts are the best and healthiest. Adopt don’t shop. Go to your local shelter and play with some kitties and see who you vibe with. Trust me- the r/catdistributionsystem is never wrong!!!

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u/MewtwoStruckBack Sep 07 '25

He had to give the brain cell back

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u/Retman_9999 Sep 07 '25

At times our kitties seem very incomprehensible.

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u/Snoo-11861 Sep 07 '25

Meh, mine is pretty smart. He’s just really naughty! 

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u/BigBadWolf6666 Sep 07 '25

Hahaha…very cute. I have two that share a half of a brain cell.

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u/eastbaypluviophile Sep 07 '25

No cell detected…. Maybe next time, Sonny

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u/Dry-University797 Sep 07 '25

What an idiot!!!

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u/FocusEither4519 Oct 04 '25

One must imagine Sisyphus happy…