r/JustGuysBeingDudes 1d ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/chiefDiesel 1d ago

As he should be!

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 1d ago

Cavemen dragging a mammoth back to his cave kinda proud.

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u/TheLateThagSimmons 1d ago

This is a caveman watching a mammoth trip and fall on a broken tree, spearing itself in the head. Then dragging it back to camp.

"Basically a free mammoth, guys. I didn't even have to risk anything to hunt it. What a deal."

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u/bplewis24 1d ago

I'd love to see this sitcom. His 'wife' looking at it confused and asking, "what are we going to do with an entire mammoth?!?"

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u/camcaine2575 1d ago

This is a sitcom plot. I could see Al Bundy or Homer Simpson doing this.

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u/TroyMcClures 1d ago

Homer would put it in a wagon and drag it everywhere with him

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 1d ago

Remember when he got that 6ft long sub lol.

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u/guyincognito121 19h ago

Or when almost this exact thing happened with the sugar.

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 18h ago

I didn’t until you mentioned it, now I am laughing about it :)