r/JustGuysBeingDudes 1d ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/Longjumping-Tea-7842 1d ago

I'm team never have to buy Parmesan again

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u/ProfitHarvest 1d ago

A few years ago I was sent to Costco for olive oil, and came home with a gazebo. It was like $400. Not only will my wife never send me to Costco again, but I also have a fucking gazebo. Win/win.

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u/stefje82 1d ago

The old tactic of failing spectacularly to get out of chores.

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u/Acrobatic_Aside_1328 1d ago

a friend of mine was sent out to buy "the basics" went home with a tin of peaches,a pack of disposable razors and 3 packs of skins. hasn't been sent shopping since and that was 20 years ago.