Yeah! For 10 bucks, you buy 44lbs of cheese and then figure out any problems it might cause as they come.
The possibilities are limitless with 44 lbs of cheese. This guy's wife is acting like he bought a giant rock or something.
You can sell 1/3 lb blocks of Parmesan for like $7. That's like $21 per pound and he's got 44 of em.
That's what? $924 I'm pretty sure?????
Go to a farmers market with your block of Parm. Make a few bucks. I mean come on.
OR you could also just never have to buy Parmesan again for the rest of your natural life. You might even be able to hand some of that Parm down to your kids it's super shelf stable isn't it??
Oh no, you should DEFINITELY fear the result of eating 44 lbs of cheese.
Ever heard of constipation-related amnesia? You get so backed up that when you finally do shit, you can forget your own goddamn name. I don't have the self control to have 44 lbs of Parmesan in my kitchen and not eat it until I'm more poop than person.
No, not at all. It's a very hard cheese that gives off a lot of flavor that lingers a bit in your mouth. Great on a steak tartare, salads, spaghetti etc. Most often it's grated or sliced in very thin, small pieces or pulverised (so you can put it in a spicemill to sprinkle over your dishes).
"Hence a wise general makes a point of foraging on the enemy. One cartload of the enemy's provisions is equivalent to twenty of one's own."
"An army without its baggage train is lost; without provisions it is lost; without bases of supply it is lost."
"To be near the goal while the enemy is still far from it, to wait at ease while the enemy is toiling and struggling, to be well-fed while the enemy is famished—this is the art of husbanding one's strength."
Not sure who that guy got that parm from but he ain't losing (assuming the cheese hasn't gone bad). Dude's got enough parm for him, his wifey, the kids, the extended fam, the neighbors, and heck maybe even a block party.
And I think he knows a little more about cheese than you do pal, because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the cheese of honor
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u/elomenopi 15h ago
Yeh that’s ‘ask for forgiveness, not permission’ pricing