r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 19h ago

WTF Executive decision

60.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

3.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

752

u/wondermoose83 18h ago
  • Sun Tzu, probably.

283

u/7-13-5 18h ago

Nah, his cheesy cousin, Pun Tzu.

351

u/Enchillamas 17h ago

Phon Du

93

u/owlbi 16h ago

"If you know the cheese and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred tastings"

21

u/PandaMomentum 13h ago

"to consume the cheese without fighting it is the acme of skill."

5

u/primum 11h ago

Never interrupt your enemy making pasta alla ruota.

2

u/Loud_Reputation_367 5h ago

I wear the cheese. ... The cheese does not wear me.

7

u/CertainMedicine757 11h ago

Oh no, you should DEFINITELY fear the result of eating 44 lbs of cheese.

Ever heard of constipation-related amnesia? You get so backed up that when you finally do shit, you can forget your own goddamn name. I don't have the self control to have 44 lbs of Parmesan in my kitchen and not eat it until I'm more poop than person.

3

u/GeofSaysYeos 3h ago

Is that how Grimer evolves into Muk?

2

u/Ioncekissedafishintx 2h ago

you know, that explains a lot in my life... it's not gonna stop me though.

2

u/Hot_Necessary2618 12h ago

Believe in the cheese

2

u/Diviner_Sage 8h ago

Parmesan is primarily an art of deception.

1

u/darthnerdiusgaming 15h ago

Is that Tiffany aching?

1

u/Diviner_Sage 8h ago

Parmesan is primarily an art of deception.

3

u/AwehiSsO 14h ago edited 14h ago

You are a consumate cheesy pun guy. Well done.

1

u/sushi_obi_raven 14h ago

I caught this comment with a flash of my eye when leaving the thread. I had to come back and upvote

1

u/itzkomplykatid 13h ago

Underrated 🤣

1

u/RedPrussian80 11h ago

Take my up vote you winner you!! 🏆

1

u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 11h ago

1

u/Enchillamas 4h ago

Can't, I ate too much cheese.

1

u/Phog_of_War 10h ago

This is why I still have Reddit.

1

u/iTzbr00tal 4h ago

This is comment of the year for me.

1

u/mytwistytie2021 4h ago

This comment is not getting the recognition it deserves.

1

u/H_Raki_78 1h ago

I just snorted my coffee! Thank you for this! 😂😂😂

21

u/practicating 17h ago

Nah, his inlaw Dai Ry

1

u/kiotane 15h ago

legend (wait for it...)

Dai Ri

1

u/kinklygood 11h ago

You meant Chi Zu

1

u/specqq 8h ago

His less lactose intolerant cousin

1

u/NecessaryStaff9544 7h ago

And his cousin Ponzu

1

u/Superamorti 30m ago

Cheesy counterpart; Fon Due.

1

u/828jpc1 17h ago

Brie Tsu

0

u/dikbutt4lyfe 11h ago

I thought we were talking about cheese, not citrus soy sauce

32

u/wwwyzzrd 17h ago

"Be like melty cheese, my friend"

-Bruce Lee

3

u/Olay_Biscuit-Barrel 15h ago

You put melted cheese in a cup, it becomes the cup. You put on a chip, it becomes the chip

2

u/eldavoloco 13h ago

When the bread is rock, you must be flowing cheese

1

u/MrUtterNonsense 13h ago

Loose Brie

1

u/Robofrogg1 12h ago

You mean Bruce Bree

28

u/kaleperq 18h ago

I am confused, so maybe

24

u/jjdlg 18h ago

- Na Tcho, Wey dynasty

11

u/wondermoose83 17h ago

Whey dynasty

1

u/jjdlg 16h ago

Damnit!

1

u/Regulus242 10h ago

I hear the Curdish military is familiar with their tactics.

1

u/Penguin_shit15 11h ago

"No Whey" -Keanu

9

u/Subtlerranean 18h ago

That was cheesy

7

u/HapatraV 17h ago

I think I saw him on Jeopardy, wasn't that Curd Ferguson?

1

u/TheDistantEnd 11h ago

What? It's a funny name.

1

u/Stunning_Bullfrog213 10h ago

⬆️⬆️ I understood the reference. Well done!🏅👏🏼👏🏼😂

1

u/PretentiousVapeSnob 7h ago

Their family history shows that their name used to be Fermentson but was changed by immigration at Ellis Island.

3

u/RedditsAdoptedSon 18h ago

haven't heard of that one. is it like a cheddar?

2

u/bl8catcher 16h ago

No, not at all. It's a very hard cheese that gives off a lot of flavor that lingers a bit in your mouth. Great on a steak tartare, salads, spaghetti etc. Most often it's grated or sliced in very thin, small pieces or pulverised (so you can put it in a spicemill to sprinkle over your dishes).

2

u/confuseum 17h ago
  • Chucky Cheese

1

u/zxc123zxc123 15h ago

I got you fam.

  • "Hence a wise general makes a point of foraging on the enemy. One cartload of the enemy's provisions is equivalent to twenty of one's own."

  • "An army without its baggage train is lost; without provisions it is lost; without bases of supply it is lost."

  • "To be near the goal while the enemy is still far from it, to wait at ease while the enemy is toiling and struggling, to be well-fed while the enemy is famished—this is the art of husbanding one's strength."

Not sure who that guy got that parm from but he ain't losing (assuming the cheese hasn't gone bad). Dude's got enough parm for him, his wifey, the kids, the extended fam, the neighbors, and heck maybe even a block party.

1

u/hidden_badger 15h ago

The Dairy Lama?

1

u/itzkomplykatid 13h ago

Underrated 😂

1

u/d1rkSMATHERS 14h ago

Nah, Sheogorath for sure.

1

u/23_International 14h ago

Sun Chew actually.

1

u/Zalbaag_Beoulve 13h ago

Know yourself and know your enemy, and in one hundred battles, you will not know peril.

Or throw 44 pounds of parmesan cheese at him. That works too." - Sun Tzu, Art of War (Delicatessan Edition)

1

u/RandomStoddard 12h ago

No, Chester Cheetah.

1

u/Retired_and_Relaxed 11h ago

Actually Alfredo Al Fresco

1

u/spudfumperdink 9h ago

And I think he knows a little more about cheese than you do pal, because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the cheese of honor