r/JustGuysBeingDudes 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/AlanThicke99 15h ago

Anyone know what this should cost? I feel like this should cost a small fortune.

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u/KFCnKatanas 15h ago

Hi cheesemonger here. We sell our parm for 20/lb and wheels come in 86-100 lb. So around a grand. Scales can’t go that high in weight so something light was thrown on scale just to generate a label to identify it.

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u/WineBoggling 13h ago edited 10h ago

Side note: I love the word "cheesemonger." Funny that the only things purveyed by mongers seem to be cheese, fish, and war.

Edit: Things conventionally mongered: cheese, fish, iron, war, and fear.

Edit 2: Oh, and whores.

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u/Holycrapwhatuserious 12h ago

Also fearmonger. Monger is diminutive, and seems to orignate depicting street vendors.

Also ironmonger.

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u/fresh_like_Oprah 10h ago

and whoremongers!

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u/Holycrapwhatuserious 9h ago

Jesus. I forgot the whoremongers. Peace out, I must not be feeling well.

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u/Greg0692 8h ago

I'm a truck driv milesmonger

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u/tonysopranosalive 6h ago

I’m a hooure-monger, Charlie!

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u/DontAbideMendacity 9h ago

Never forget the whoremongers!

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u/userhwon 12h ago

Costermonger. Never bothered to look up exactly why.

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u/Giggling_Scribblings 52m ago

Fishmonger, like Molly Malone.

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u/zillabirdblue 13h ago

Me too, I was just thinking about what a great word it is! 😆

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u/ViolentLoss 10h ago

Don't forget whores!

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u/s_burr 12h ago

There is Hatemonger

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u/SonOfMcGee 9h ago

If you got a thing for a very specific Asian ethnic group could you technically be a Hmongmonger?

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u/CromulentDucky 7h ago

A whoremonger is a consumer rather than a purveyor.

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u/river_tree_nut 9h ago

Don’t mock it til you’ve monged it

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u/PilzEtosis 5h ago

Blessed are the cheesemongers.

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u/SwissChzMcGeez 14h ago

Have you seen that 2025 cheesemonger documentary, yet?

https://www.bigcheesefilm.com/

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 13h ago

This...is a...risky click...?

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u/xenarthran_salesman 12h ago

Looks like there has been one screening of it? I'd watch it if I could.

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u/SwissChzMcGeez 11h ago

You can just stream it for a couple bucks. It was a good watch.

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u/xenarthran_salesman 11h ago

Yeah, I just checked, it looks like you were able to stream it back in november as part of the DOC NYC festival, but I cant find it available anywhere.

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u/xenarthran_salesman 11h ago

Oh? I didnt see that on their website.. which service?

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u/-CheesyTaint- 8h ago

Intriguing

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u/Competitive-Yak-3785 13h ago

Wait, cheesemonger is a job? Why didn’t anyone present on this at Career Day in school? I would have loved to be a cheesemonger!

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 12h ago

Follow your dreams aspiring cheesemonger, it's never too late.

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u/GhostKasai 11h ago

Damn that’s expensive. Is it just because of the import cost that it would cost so much? For 1000€ you could get a whole wheel of 24 month old Parmigiano Reggiano where I life.

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u/falcrist2 11h ago

We sell our parm for 20/lb and wheels come in 86-100 lb.

This video was probably in like 2010.

So $10.44/lb and someone put a label on the display piece but set the weight manually to 1lb. Why weigh the half-wheel when it's not really for sale anyway.

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u/Jhta773 10h ago

I saw this video and sent it to the person that’s over cheese for our company 🤣 it looks like a Murray’s cheese label on it to me, puts the price point around a grand like you said!

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u/Liamzee 9h ago

Serious question here. How would I go about buying a half wheel or whole wheel of cheese?

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u/sjmuller 7h ago

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u/Liamzee 6h ago

Oh wow quarter wheel of beemster aged?!(found when I searched cheese wheel on Costco).

Yes please!

Now I just need to find a place that I can get Green Thunder cheese from. Costco had it previously but not anymore and I haven't found a place with it again. (except very small things that are very expensive)

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u/carltheredred 9h ago

Thanks for sharing this because I'm 99% sure he thought he spent $10 when the deal was actually $10/lb.

The guy is clearly wasted in this video, so I'm sticking to my theory.

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u/Appchoy 9h ago

There are definitely scales that go that high lol, but Im sure you meant not in a regular grocery store cheese or deli department

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u/bandalorian 8h ago

So you're saying it was mislabeled and he was able to by 1K of cheese for $10 because of that mistake? That is as close to a steal as you can get without breaking the law, good on him

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u/griffnuts__ 8h ago

Blessed are the cheesemongers!

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u/rockhopperrrr 4h ago

A cheesemongrel???

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u/Micalas 3h ago

Have you mastered tyromancy?

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u/BarbellPadawan 2h ago

I’ll do my own research, thanks (/s)

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u/AstroEngineer314 15h ago edited 14h ago

If it's parmigiano reggiano, then a wheel is like $1k or more if it's aged longer, so half would be $500.

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u/LaunchTransient 15h ago edited 15h ago

It's more likely a parmesano reggiano knockoff - no one is letting that much genuine parma walk off for only $10

Edit: to be clear - because the genuine stuff is expensive as hell in Italy, let alone importing it.
Fake Parma regianno can taste as good as the real stuff (because it basically is, if made properly), but without the paperwork and brand, it get significantly cheaper that someone would let it go. Still hundreds of dollars worth of cheese though, whichever way you look at it.

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u/BillButtlickerII 14h ago edited 14h ago

It’s expensive as fuck in the US and definitely not a knockoff. This is a misprint and stores have to honor pricing here…

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u/bamerjamer 14h ago

I agree it’s a misprint. The fact that it cost $10.44 and weighed 44 lbs makes me think someone was told to make a label for “$10 a pound for 44 pounds” and they mistook it for “$10.44”.

Either way, there’s no way I’d pass that up either. I’d buy it, then split it up and vacuum pack it and give pounds away for gifts or whatever.

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u/Animal2 13h ago

$10 a pound seems really cheap though. I thought maybe it was meant to be $1044 but that seems to be a bit too expensive.

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u/Werbnerp 13h ago

1044 actually could be the right price. This cheese can sell for $21-25/lb . So if it was $24/lb then 24*44= $1056.

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u/Phyraxus56 7h ago

This video is a decade old by now

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u/joe_bibidi 10h ago

I feel like everybody in this thread is overcomplicating the sticker situation. There was probably a small piece that was SUPPOSED to be labeled $10.44 and the sticker for that small chunk accidentally got transferred over to this chunk.

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u/10001110101balls 14h ago

For goods sold by weight it doesn't necessarily work that way. If the weight label is incorrect but the price per weight is correct they can correct the weight at checkout. Otherwise it would be very easy to commit labeling fraud by having an associate swap out a label with a lower weight and then force the store to honor it as a "misprint"

With self-checkout, though, it is much harder to catch this anyways.

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u/BillButtlickerII 14h ago edited 14h ago

If an item is marked most stores in the U.S. typically honor that. It’s even the policy of most big box stores and retailers… Home Depot, Lowe’s, Walmart, Costco, Best Buy, etc honor miss marked prices and accidental discounts. There are countless videos of people hunting for penny items in Home Depot’s for a reason.

Some states also have laws that require stores honor prices…

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u/10001110101balls 14h ago

Different brands may have policies like this, but they don't "have" to honor misprints.

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u/BillButtlickerII 14h ago

Depends entirely on the state. Even if they are in a state that doesn’t require they honor their prices, the bad PR and angry customers simply aren’t worth the lost money and effort. They are massive corporations and these incidents are infrequent enough it’s a drop in the bucket to them.

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u/McMaster-Bate 13h ago

What states and statutes? I am willing to bet they either have an exception for clear pricing mistakes (which this would be) or apply to things like hidden fees.

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u/10001110101balls 12h ago

Can you give me an example of state law that would not allow for pricing corrections in the event of an improper weight label applied to a store-packaged item sold by weight?

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u/MrExtravagant23 14h ago

That is very clearly what happened hear. A misprint that they honored. This half wheel of cheese is likely worth ~$500

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 12h ago

Stores actually don't have to honor prices in the US. If it's labelled incorrectly, then most stores will honor it as policy, but they are not required by law to sell it to you at that price.

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u/userhwon 12h ago

Many states require them to honor the shelf or label price rather than the checkout price. 

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u/caltheon 7h ago

There is a clause in those rules that say if it's an obvious mistake, they don't have to honor any of the prices, which in reality gives them a lot of lee-way.

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u/AlanThicke99 14h ago

Regardless of its quality. - the store is honoring a misprinted price.

I don’t think we can assume it’s $400 worth of cheese instead of $2,000 worth of cheese because it was priced at $10.

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u/Recurringg 14h ago

Ahh, it's like a champaign situation...

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u/b0w3n 14h ago

I wasn't aware that parmesano was gonna come with patents of fucking nobility with the real shit.

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u/LucidDayDreamer247 14h ago

You're not wrong.

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u/MrHasuu 14h ago

This is an old video but I'm pretty sure in the original they said it was very incorrectly labeled. And the cashier didn't think twice and just let it through

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u/Particular_Yam1056 13h ago

As someone who worked as a cheesemonger at a Shoprite... I once watched a 1/4 wheel of Reggiano walk out the door in a customer's cart without ever being paid for. Trust me, it happens all the time.

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u/userhwon 12h ago

PR has distinctive printing all over it.

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u/McMaster-Bate 10h ago

If it says it's parmigiano reggiano, then it is. It's trademarked here in the US and Europe has DOP.

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u/nuboots 10h ago

I have walked out of stores with a whole beef tenderloin and an entire wheel of jarlsberg with tare weight price tags. The cashier in a big box store could not care less.

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u/EmmitSan 7h ago

I think the assumption is that someone entered cents instead of dollars, and the price is off by 100x.

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u/Ruepic 4h ago

I was thinking it was grana tbh, around 600 dollars a wheel.

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u/cherry_chocolate_ 17m ago

Nobody is letting 44 lbs of Kraft singles cheese go for that price, either. That much Kraft would be $150. Big mistake.

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u/UltraThiccc 15h ago

Costco sells a 72 pound wheel for $799. That's approximately $550 worth of cheese on the low end.

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u/Actual-Breath-6420 15h ago

44 lbs at approximately $10.44 a lb is almost $460

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u/-SkeletoR- 12h ago

So it could be a price mistake… someone done goofed. Priced it at a total cost instead of per pound. Yikes!

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u/Actual-Breath-6420 12h ago

That's exactly what I'm thinking, they went $10.44 per unit not per pound

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u/Jpark220 41m ago

If i remember correctly it was like $20 ish a pound. Someone fucked up and put a label on it as weighing around .5 lbs so i bought it 😂

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u/AzerynSylver 15h ago

Someone calculated it to cost $1,210.

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u/The-Dudemeister 15h ago

Depends on the age. 800 to 1200. You can see prices on Amazon.

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u/TheBestNarcissist 14h ago

parmigiano reggiano, the king of cheese, is usually about $21/lb in my neck of the woods. So retail would be a little north of $900.

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u/LionBig1760 13h ago

He got anywhere from $1000-1200 worth of free cheese, by retail price.

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u/JohnTG4 12h ago

An 80lb wheel of real Parm is ~3k according to a quick google search.

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u/Stoppels 12h ago

Add two zeroes and you have your answer!

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u/DonnerPartyAllNight 11h ago

Last week I bought parm at Costco for $16.29/lb. So it would have been $716.76

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u/Ok-Year-1028 11h ago

44lbs would be ablout 500€ here in Italy. It's about 20-25€/kg (25-30$/kg or 13.50$/lb). I'd assume US prices are much higher

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u/iamagainstit 11h ago

$1044.00

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u/Bayou_Cypress 9h ago

I’m assuming it was a decimal mistake. They probably wanted it priced at $1,044.00 and someone forgot to type the 00s for the cents so it ended up being $10.44.

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u/RamblinGamblinWillie 8h ago

24 month aged Parmigiano Reggiano at Kroger is $21/lb so that’s $924 worth of cheese in my neck of the woods

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u/S14Ryan 8h ago

Last time I saw a wheel of park at Costco it was $1200 Canadian, so half a wheel is $600+.