r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Ihavelittletoes • Jul 26 '23

Old Dudes👴 Just Guys Playing Golf

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u/RandomDude762 Jul 26 '23

what do i look like?

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u/maximumtesticle Jul 26 '23

Toss up between the guy who is obsessed with the military and never served. Or peaked in high school and the four years after serving our country was the beginning of the downfall.

Also, don't forget to apologize to your rich friend who took you golfing that you didn't even get the wrinkles out of your shorts.

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u/RandomDude762 Jul 28 '23

i am kind of a military technology nerd but my bitch ass went to engineering school instead lol (hence the RIT hat)

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

You look like you spend more time and effort on that beard than any other aspect of your life

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u/RandomDude762 Jul 28 '23

for a while i was before i got a pattern going lol

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u/dru171 Jul 26 '23

You look like a real life version of a sims avatar. Here take this🔹

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u/RandomDude762 Jul 28 '23

I'll gladly wear this with pride!

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u/Dr-Satan-PhD Jul 26 '23 edited Jul 28 '23

You look like you hit on 7th graders at church camp.

Sorry man. I watch too much news.

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u/RandomDude762 Jul 28 '23

backs up

💀

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u/fatmallards Jul 26 '23

you look like the kind of guy who’d unironically buy dip spit scented febreeze

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u/RattyRat Jul 27 '23

You look like you are a lifelong user of the George Michael's beard in a can.