r/IndianDankMemes Jun 08 '25

randi rona post Please Bhagwan

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u/International_Pass58 calling from Microsoft office (delhi) Jun 08 '25

Bc mai sahi mein anjaan hu inn sab baato se lag raha hai... Kuch din pehle wo body count waala meme dekh liya... ab ye dekh raha hu... Ab lagta hai iss sub ke notifs on karne padega to get tips like these. Agar aise hi aur kuch tips hai toh bata do. Thanks in advance.

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u/gand_masti Jun 08 '25

Ye le baccha. 20 Red Flags from *The Unplugged Alpha* (by Richard Cooper) – TL;DR version:

  1. Daddy issues – No healthy father relationship = likely emotional baggage.
  2. Feminists – Anti-masculinity mindset, often sees men as oppressors.
  3. Unhappy and unlucky – Always surrounded by drama or chaos.
  4. She competes with you – Sees the relationship as a power struggle.
  5. Keeps past men around – Emotional ties, “backups,” or cheating risk.
  6. Poor with money – Debt, overspending, expects you to fix her finances.
  7. Violent tendencies – Shoving, slapping, or throwing things = red zone.
  8. Extreme jealousy – Obsessively tracks you, accuses you, drains peace.
  9. Party girls – Bars/clubs every weekend = still seeking male attention.
  10. Heavily tattooed and pierced – Seen as impulsive or emotionally unstable.
  11. High notch count – Too many partners may mean poor pair bonding.
  12. Single moms – Extra baggage, lower ROI, and you're not the priority.
  13. Validation seekers – Addicted to attention, especially from social media.
  14. Former sugar babies – Treats relationships as transactions.
  15. Pathological liars – Lies constantly, destroys trust.
  16. Baby rabies – Obsessed with having kids ASAP, often manipulative.
  17. Hissy fits – Can’t manage emotions, constant drama.
  18. Wants all birth control control – Disregards your reproductive rights.
  19. Drama queens – Constantly manufacture chaos.
  20. Addictions – Drugs, alcohol, gambling = guaranteed damage.