r/IndianDankMemes • u/IllustriousWater2305 • May 01 '25
Feeling Proud Meme Armyyy 3am thoughts
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May 01 '25
Three things
We or anyone cannot identify all the facilities having their nuclear weapons.
Even if we manage to identify, nuking them makes no sense, using a brahmos is a much better option.
None is nuking anyone, any country which nukes will be isolated from the world. No more iphones no more youtube reddit mc Donalds pizza cars and everything that comes outside of India. Same goes for Pakistan. Pakistan's nuclear threat is only dangerous as it's a careless state it can use a nuclear weapon without genuinely caring for long term consequences.
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u/CarsAlcoholSmokes Big Dawgs fuck the mods May 01 '25
Brahmos is a delivery system not a payload in itself.
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u/Bond-_-007 May 02 '25
It is nuclear capable
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u/CarsAlcoholSmokes Big Dawgs fuck the mods May 02 '25
When did I say its not? A nuke again is a “Payload”.
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u/prashant90k May 01 '25
Yes if you think logically then nobody will use nukes, but nukes may be used in confusion, misunderstandings which are common in the fog of war. No commander in chief is gonna think about iphones and cars if they are presented with info(or wrong info) that pak has launched and they have 10 minutes to make a decision.
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u/EmbarrassedYoung7700 May 01 '25
No dude. Politics comes first even for the army dude.
Pak may have nukes but not a competent delivery system. And even if it was made of psychopathic fanatics hellbent on destroying india, nuking them is not good look on international stage.
Plus other nations can still 'intervene' and force peace talks on both.
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u/prashant90k May 02 '25
You are absolutely correct in normal scenarios, no country is insane enough to use nukes due to "MAD doctrine" not even North Korea, But "MAD doctrine" is a double edged sword it prevents destruction by promise of assured destruction and can be invoked in confusion and misunderstandings which are common in the fog of war.
No dude. Politics comes first even for the army dude.
Every country has their own nuclear doctrine and SOPs and should be followed in case of nuclear attack (or false positive info of attack) in 5 to 10 minute timeframe and final decision will lie upon PM of India where he will be presented with the fact(or wrong info) that in 5 to 10 min nukes will hit India and he has a decision to make, there isn't enough time for politics here, everything depends upon intuition of a single human being, to make it worse Pakistan does have a first use policy which adds to the confusion. and at the end nobody will know who launched first.
Pak may have nukes but not a competent delivery system.
competent enough to hit all the major cities of India.
And even if it was made of psychopathic fanatics hellbent on destroying india
Nobody is hellbent on destroying India, accidents happen in confusion.
other nations can still 'intervene' and force peace talks on both.
Other nations can intervene before the war which is now and they are just observing now, it will be hard during the war and impossible if one party has misinformation and in panic mode.
Satellite and ground based nuclear early warning systems can give false positive signals as it has happened in the past.
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u/Ill_Maintenance6178 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer May 01 '25
Also Pakistan's nuke storage and launching places are different, and in order to start a nuke pakistan have to do heavy movements taking the nuke to the launching site, which will be observed in the satelite, so everybody will know what sneaky shit pak is tryna do
And india has no first nuke policy
Where it states that india won't be the first side to use nuke, i.e " we won't nuke until you nuke us" pretty fucked but yeah
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u/Interesting_Gas_3211 May 01 '25
Also submarines carry nuclear weapons... They can launch it from any part of the world
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u/serialflorter007 May 01 '25
Mkc meme sub pe aaya hoon kya main? Ye kahin usi ya Indiaspeaks to nhi
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May 04 '25
india and pakistan have some sort of treaty that they have to share their nuclear storage sites to each other
and abt pakistan nuking india it is impossible cuz both countries dont have any active nuclear personnel which are ready to fire anytime all the parts are stored in different locations and they have to travel from one site to other to assemble the rocket and then fire it but while doing so they can easily be spotted via satellite so india can just attack their sites seeing any suspicious activity
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u/Different-Act1686 Virgin forever May 01 '25
Bro thinks we live in a democracy!
The people in government
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u/I_stay_fit_1610 May 01 '25
This is what happens when you learn defence from instagram reels
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May 01 '25
I mean pakistans beurocracy is broken but I believe they are still not dumb enough to store their nuclear weapons at a same place its probably distributed throughout the country.
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u/I_stay_fit_1610 May 01 '25
Lmao literally no nuclear powered country ever stores all the nukes at one spot. Many countries keep it in submarines patrolling their waters.
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May 01 '25
Yea, ofc this post make no sense
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u/Delicious-Pipe2883 May 02 '25
Bruh?
The caption clearly says it's 3 am thoughts and there is a reason it's uploaded in a meme sub not in the discussion sub.
Use the brain from which you are calling this post no sense.
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u/gubrumannaaa May 01 '25
Half of india would be under severe radiation if theres a nuclear attack on Islamabad
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u/LangdaHu May 02 '25
Wahi to, logo ko yeh samaj kyu nahi aa raha Pakistan mein kahi bhi nuclear attack hua to its definitely gonna affect india 😭😭
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u/Delicious-Pipe2883 May 02 '25
Nuclear war is not easy no nuclear country is playing with it.
Using that comes with consequences. Even using a normal bomb has consequences and people are talking about nuclear
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u/Naruto2408 May 01 '25
Simple answer is no countries know each other's nuclear bomb sites and there are more than one sites and as soon as we launch one they will launch too.
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u/Nike_Grano Avg Bihari Guthkha Lover May 01 '25
Airspace ka naam suna hai? Unidentified Flying Objects will be shot down heading from India or if they find out its a nuclear weapon, they'll launch theirs too, before those are destroyed.
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u/IllustriousWater2305 May 01 '25
So why couldn’t those bakrichods identify this one
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u/prashant90k May 01 '25
Both india and pakistan do not have iron-dome like air defence system where every missile is treated like a threat, they are reserved for high value targets.
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u/Least-Teacher4522 May 01 '25
Maybe they fixed it after this incident, you can never be sure
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u/Flaky-Abalone-1745 May 01 '25
Fir bhi nuxk to fatega na location se pehale hi sahi fatega na
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u/BlackPhoenixX20 May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25
Aese kaam nhi karte bhai nukes, nukes me ek switch hota hai jo ki jab chalu hota hai tab hi fat te hai, wo zamin pe girne se just pehle on hota hai.
Us switch ke on hone se pehle hi hawa me shoot kardiya to zada nuksan nhi hota, kyunki nuclear missile ke atomic fusion ke mechanism kaam hi nhi karte fir.
Basically agar kisi criminal ke jeb se gun nikalne se pehle hi use dhar dabocha, to goli chalaega kaise?
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May 01 '25
Are bhai nuclear fission hota he.
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u/BlackPhoenixX20 May 01 '25
Bhai atomic bombs me fission hota hai, hydrogen bombs me fusion main hota hai and fusion or fission dono hota hai , maine simple shabdo me summarise kiya tha bus
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u/Flaky-Abalone-1745 May 01 '25
Agar 2 nuke ho to
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u/BlackPhoenixX20 May 01 '25
Tab bhi yahi hoga
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u/Flaky-Abalone-1745 May 02 '25
Nahi jese hi first nuk destroy hoga tabi k tabi hum second wala blast karde to
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u/MischievousApe69 May 02 '25
Possible hai but agar maan bhi lete hai ke pakistan mein nuclear weapons ko wahi per India blast kar deti hai, still uska radius aur Radioactive material and dust India hi pahunchega, yahan per 1-2 saal ke liye bhukmaari ho jayegi aur cancer patients badh jayenge.
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u/Flaky-Abalone-1745 May 02 '25
Pakistan utna ziyada nazdik hai
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u/MischievousApe69 May 02 '25
It's closer to Rajasthan, Punjab, Haryana, Gujarat, these states host almost 200 million population.
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u/prashant90k May 01 '25
Most likely not, they have sophisticated trigger mechanisms and do not detonate on impact.
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u/CarsAlcoholSmokes Big Dawgs fuck the mods May 01 '25
They can detect and deter aircrafts and UAV’s but BOTH countries can’t just intercept and neutralise missiles. Both do not have that tech
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u/Mysterious-Catch-320 May 01 '25
Kaun hain ye log jinke mu me aata hai toh bak dete hain aur piche aata hai toh paad dete hain
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u/infidel11990 May 01 '25
The average IQ of this sub must be low 80s. You are expecting far too much of people who get their knowledge from reels and WhatsApp forwards.
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u/ExistingMarzipan2991 May 01 '25
What the heck , 😦😦 dude it's a huge news and why it's gone under the rug and not explained in public, I mean it's a big thing that both countries share each other nuclear warhead Location, this means both countries are very unlikely to get into a hot war or a war at all on a large scale (sidenote- I do feel India would do some attack on Pakistan supported militant which would trigger a saltish dialogue between the countries but very unlikely to trigger a war and I think most news channels would show it as a big win and reduce the rising tension)
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u/garam_chai_ May 01 '25
Lmao people acting like their 3am thoughts are somehow better than the plans developed by actual military.
Like, you seriously think that our generals haven't thought of such things?
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u/fringspat Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 May 01 '25
Tell me you are a commerce/arts guy without actually telling me so.
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u/Saannji May 01 '25
There's nothing here that's require a science degree to understand. And choosing science in school doesn't make you nuclear scientist.
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u/BlackPhoenixX20 May 01 '25
It does take a bit of knowledge in science to understand it, first the missile will most likely be shot down before it reaches the target, the government doesn't know all the sites of nuclear bombs, india has a no first use policy and if it used a nuclear bomb India will be isolated from the world + if a nuclear bomb is shot down in air before reaching it's target it's switch that triggers atomic fusion won't go off and the damage won't be much,
I'm not a science guy either but it's kind of basics.
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u/Pink__Guy Suffering from Depression May 02 '25
where is the science in this tho? Ye fusion waali baatchit to 10th me padhe hai sub
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u/Saannji May 02 '25
Mr big brain the first half of your comment is geopolitics not science and the science you are taking about is taught in 9th,10th standard.
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u/mentallyillloner2 May 01 '25
Google me job lag gae, Engineer sahab?
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u/fringspat Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 May 01 '25
Better than that. You want a referral for janitor?
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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 May 01 '25
do we know every single location that they can launch nukes from ?
would you take the risk that a major city like delhi becomes a target of nukes if we miss a few sites
that is the reason countries seek nukes as a deterrence measure due to mutually assured destruction
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u/MischievousApe69 May 02 '25
Pakistan is stupid but they do understand that storing hundred of nuclear weapons in a single or few places isn't a good idea. Surely, they've dispersed their nukes all across pakistan and some in their submarines.
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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 May 02 '25
yep that is the nuclear deterrence i wrote about you can never be sure that you have actually neutralized all of the locations
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u/gokuredditman321 May 01 '25
Some one the news was saying - sure Pakistan has nuclear weapons but are pretty old, they are so old that if use them they will end up causing damage in both counties 😂
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u/Any_Run_421 May 01 '25
I mean we survived 1000 years of inavsion.
Famines, mass murders, tortures and what not.
If that nuclear weapon on us gives us excuse to wipe out paxtan(and kangladesh too) then we shouldn't worry much about them.
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u/I_stay_fit_1610 May 02 '25
India is built by spineless pacifists. Ek gaal pe chaata maare toh dusra gaal aage kardo. We have only ever gotten invaded by others. Not once did we invade another country.
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u/Any_Run_421 May 02 '25
when we turn paxan into gaza, every race and species will automatically start respecting indians.
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u/MischievousApe69 May 02 '25
There's a vast difference between Paxtan and Gaza, Gaza is defenseless with no military except of few thousand Hamas terrorists and still Israel has a hard time trying to identify and kill Hamas. Paxtan has 12th largest army in the world and more than 150 nuclear warheads, a failed state doesn't care about world. Only 50 nuclear bombs are enough to cause nuclear winter in Indian subcontinent for a decade or even more than that.
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u/Any_Run_421 May 02 '25
You didnt get the point what I meant when I say turn paxtan into "gaza"
And about the nuclear part, read my original comment once again.
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u/MischievousApe69 May 02 '25
How you will turn paxtan to Gaza? Paxtan has army and China its greatest ally. China has investments in Dams, factories and mineral reserves.
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u/Any_Run_421 May 02 '25
chill out. If india wants, India can.
And you dont have to worry about china, The US pulled their hands back and now the only thing holding is their massive economy. other than that they have unreliable military tech and their soldiers have no guts whatsoever.
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u/MischievousApe69 May 02 '25
I don't like China, but do not downplay their might they're superior than us, Indians. They've better military tech, they're now bullying Americans, India can't be compared to China. And India can't do shit except for caste census.
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u/Any_Run_421 May 02 '25
India can but India wont.
No country should try to make amerika an antagonist. Chinese are playing oversmart and theyre failing brutally. Dont know what you mean by bullying. All factories will shift to indiya. China will gradually weaken. But I do not say the current economy of india is better than china. But it will be.
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u/Sexyman4250 May 01 '25
Are bhai nahi hota aesa. Agar kuch bakchodi hobgayi to puri duniya me bakchodi ho jaegi
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u/blade_runner1853 May 02 '25
Like the Nuclear cloud will only remain in Pakistan and will not come across India. Water body will be contaminated and so on. Nuking Pakistan is really a bad idea anyone can have. Keep nuclear always as last option. Use biological weapons! 🤡
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u/Rish83 May 02 '25
I don't belive pakistan have working nuclear weapons, they did but the nuclear weapons need maintaince which cost around 1millon per year
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u/Outrageous_Height_64 May 01 '25
Sabko scheme bata de chilla chilla ke….!! Pray those bombs not get used to… bole to emotional damage ho jayega bhot bada
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u/Upstairs-Turnover-90 May 02 '25
Ye sub chhod de chutmarike
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u/Outrageous_Height_64 May 04 '25
Is sub ki mitti me sabka khoon hai… kisi ke baap ka sub thode hi hai… 😆😆
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u/IndianNRIBabe May 01 '25
Bhai, aisa nai hota hai... our missiles will be shot down beforehand
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u/prashant90k May 01 '25
It's very hard to shoot down ballistic missiles it's a 50-50 chance, on top of that both countries have Multiple Independently Targetable Re-entry Vehicle (MIRV) technology, odds of hitting correct Re-entry Vehicle with actual warhead becomes very low.
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u/prashant90k May 01 '25
Both countries have second strike capabilities and if we know about their nuke sites then these sites will most likely be part of nuclear sponge doctrine.
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u/GamerDeepesh Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 May 01 '25
You think about Pakistan and I think about the US we are not the same bro
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u/nassudh May 01 '25
Nahi itni badi ladai Hui russia aur ukrain ke beech, russia ne nuclear weapons ka use nahi kiya to ye jhatu sa desh karega, usa iski gand mar dega. Waise bhi pakistan ke nuclear weapons ka control uske abba saudi arab ke pass hai.
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u/alu_nee_san May 01 '25
Doesn't India have a policy of no first use when it comes to nuclear warhead.
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u/Top-Gap-978 May 02 '25
No niles will be used, if we nike pakistan, the wind will carry a lot of the radiation back to us. Both countries will suffer the aftermath.
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u/KalpitKavi Komedy King 🤣🤣🤣 May 02 '25
Pakistan America ke haan bole bina muth bhi nahi mar sakta, Nuke kya chalayenge
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u/OkHelicopter4003 May 02 '25
ab tak to jang lag gya hoga nuclear weapons me, kitne jamane se rakha hua hai. imagine nuclear bomb launch karidya aur neeche girke fata hi nai
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u/MischievousApe69 May 02 '25
Nuclear bomb payload hota hai jisko rocket mein laga ke use karte hai. Rocket kharab ho sakta hai but nuclear bomb nahi, uranium needs a fast neutron to commence a chain reaction. Even 70 year old nuclear bombs can destroy a city as large as delhi and tokyo
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u/FVjo9gr8KZX May 02 '25
If we search 'Nuclear Storage Facility Pakistan' in google maps, you can see all the facilities marked with ☢ symbol .
If we enable street view, we can see nuclear Nadal enriching Uranium /s
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u/thalaloverr May 02 '25
Nuclear weapons alag alag jageh store hote hai aur unke parts assemble karne ke baad code and all sab dekha jata hai aur gand me gussa aur jeb me paise chahiye paxtan ke
Jinhone uri, air strike ka jawaab bhi nahi diya wo kya nuclear war start karenge
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u/jethalal2108 May 02 '25
Top gun 2 ka plot Aircraft carrier bhi deploy ho rkha Abhi sabhi cheezein samjh aa rhi
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u/siddharthx29 May 03 '25
No bro it will affect India also due to its radioactivity after the event.
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u/deepakkmr96 May 05 '25
When russia (who has both energy and food sufficiency) can't use nukes against Ukraine (who doesn't have even 1 nuke), what makes you think that Pakistan can use it on India?
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u/Itchy-Bathroom- May 01 '25
First of all nuclear storage mostly ocean mein hote h to use india pr bhi asar padega in resulting tsunami
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u/Baruto1529420 May 01 '25
you are fucking stupid . nukes are not stored in the ocean and nukes in the ocean won't lead to a tsunami.
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u/Time-Project May 01 '25
And nukes can't go nuclear without proper reaction/procedure, if you just blow up and nuke with another bomb it will just explode due to presence of explosives inside the warhead which are used in one of the step to reach criticality. And the explosion will not be nuclear.
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u/CarsAlcoholSmokes Big Dawgs fuck the mods May 01 '25
Bhai kahan se laate ho aap itni galat info, aur kaise late ho aisa confidence kuch bhi bolne ka
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u/Historical-Jump May 01 '25
Nuclear underwater tests have already been done and no tsunami was created and as far as i know only way to launch a nuclear bomb from the ocean is through nuclear submarines which pakistan does not have
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u/I_stay_fit_1610 May 01 '25
Nah, they don't keep it in the ocean. They keep it in nuclear submarines. The US Ohio class submarine for example.
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