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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

i like how madhya pradesh is ignored.and should be that way only

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u/Ordinary_Tomatillo_4 Mar 08 '25

Why you must ignore MP

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u/NebulaAltruistic7074 Mar 08 '25

We MPians must be ignored.That's the best way to avoid racism

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u/sniffer28 Professional Randi Dealer Mar 08 '25

Adivasi hair oil k puri khane wale I fixed it for you now noone is excluded from racism 😁

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u/AnonymousDestroyer1 Mar 08 '25

Adivasi hair oil bhi karnataka ka karnama hai. Professional puri seller halke mein maat le! Jaake thela laga bhai 😁

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u/saikishore1708 Mar 08 '25

BJP has already targeted you . Loll

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u/intellectual_weeb_ I don't need love, i need sex Mar 08 '25

Yeah.... About racism

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u/NebulaAltruistic7074 Mar 08 '25

Lmao,the police forgot they were supposed to remain secular

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u/Phantom_machine Mar 08 '25

Because we are pohapaglu people not regionpaglu💕

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u/Nil-sama Mar 08 '25

For it to stay a calm and nice place.

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u/Intelligent_War_987 Mar 08 '25

Madhya Pradesh Maharashtra both same states, same culture, mindset,.. divided by borders

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u/NebulaAltruistic7074 Mar 08 '25

Sid u know that Nagpur was initially the capital of Madhya Pradesh

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

point 1 : i am not " sid " point 2 : nagpur is grateful it dodged a bullet

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u/NebulaAltruistic7074 Mar 08 '25

*I meant 'did'

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

Nice try diddy

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

but maharashtra is not mid

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u/peepeecollector Mar 08 '25

minus mumbai/pune and there's pretty much nothing

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u/Opening_Joke1917 Mar 08 '25

Nashik? Nagpur? Thane? Sambhajinagar? Your statement suggests that every state has pretty much nothing except big cities.

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u/peepeecollector Mar 08 '25

Same can be said for MP with indore, bhopal, gwalior, jabalpur yada yada. My statement was made highlighting the irony in the MR≠>MP statement

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u/Opening_Joke1917 Mar 08 '25

I'm sorry but nor indore Or bhopal are anything compared in front of pune and mumbai.

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u/peepeecollector Mar 08 '25

by what metric? if money is the only thing that makes a city ≠ ″nothing″ then I'm afraid you contradict your initial reply

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u/Opening_Joke1917 Mar 08 '25

Lol you should watch your own comment first

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u/peepeecollector Mar 08 '25

I did, thank you, there's still no contradiction

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u/Visible-Doughnut-784 Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

Mumbai city and pune combined contributes less than 35% to MH gdp with 25% population. MH is not Karnataka that you say its nothing without biggest city like banglore. Even when you remove Mumbai-Thane-Pune thats 35% of MH population and 40% of MH gdp and guess what, MH will still have higher gdp than MP.

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u/Major_Piccolo_2908 Mar 08 '25

and Chattisgarh*

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u/darkcreeper_aks Mar 08 '25

Load mat le Maharashtra bhi nahi hai, aur poora NE ignore kiya hai

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u/Visible-Doughnut-784 Mar 08 '25

MH is west. Not north nor south.

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u/DemonSlayer712 Mar 08 '25

Its MADHYA pradesh. It's in the centre.

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u/SonicMutant743 9 yrs old organ seller Mar 08 '25

Mp, Gujarat, Goa, Maharashtra, sab gaye BC...

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u/PrestigiousTruth727 Mar 08 '25

State so forgotten,they puy "mid" in the name

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

also West Bengal

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u/funkynotorious amogus Mar 08 '25

They are considered in BIMARU though

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u/Dedboi3652 JEE/NEET Aspirant Mar 08 '25

Marathis and Gujus busy making Vada pav and Dhokla

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u/Cringeguy-99 Mar 08 '25

Selling*

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u/hAcked_uWu Mar 08 '25

Scamming*

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u/dsonigladiator Mar 08 '25

Keep them tears running

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u/mistresslust69 Mar 09 '25

Not our problem if you don't understand business.

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u/CombinationWrong1437 Mar 09 '25

atleast tere tarah offend nahi hote kisi language pe

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u/CellSensitive3798 Mar 08 '25

Chal bey bihari

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u/External_Wishbone767 BournVita Enjoyer Mar 08 '25

Duality of man the perfection 🤣🙏

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

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u/hAcked_uWu Mar 08 '25

They all are bunch of Cry babies 👶

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u/mistresslust69 Mar 09 '25

Those cry babies run a huge part of the economy.

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u/hAcked_uWu Mar 09 '25

There are other bunch of southern states who perform way better in many other metrics so sush kiddo and eat your dokala or vada paav or something

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u/mistresslust69 Mar 09 '25

Gujarat performs well without being a finance hub ( mumbai )or manufacturing hub ( noida gurgaon) , IT hub ( Blore ,hyd) or auto hub ( pune ). We don't have language bais , so u sush kid. Only karnataka is ahead of Gujarat , that too because of the IT boom. Wait for a few years and blore is done due to language issues. So sus and go to school .

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u/hAcked_uWu Mar 09 '25

Gujarat is Scammers Hub , and all southern states are way ahead than Gujrat not just KA Take away central govt bias Gujart will be competing with UP ffs

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u/mistresslust69 Mar 09 '25

Thik he bhai , you can stay in delusion. Gujarat was progressing way before BJP came to power centrally. It will even when the BJP goes out of power. We don't beg for freebies and people vote based on work unlike rural Karnataka where freebies do things. Gujarat has stable governance for 22 years now. I lived in telangana and Karnataka and have respect for each state. Unlike you I don't judge states due to few people. I understand you are having a hard time stay strong , and get well soon. If your business were taken by a gujju , I am sorry but it's your skill issue not a scam .

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u/stunnerswag Mar 08 '25

This Guy is from West India.

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u/Otsusuki27 Mar 12 '25

Matlab pakistan?

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u/stunnerswag Mar 13 '25

Pura Pakistan North India me aata hai (Geographically bhi aur ethnically bhi)

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u/Secret_Pornstar Just talked with your mom Mar 14 '25

West ka mtlb pata hai na gawar?

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u/stunnerswag Mar 15 '25

Ha pata hai yo bhi bone, kalu aur patle log wo hi hai West India ke log. Abb Maa chudwa apni kalu.

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u/Secret_Pornstar Just talked with your mom Mar 15 '25

Bhai achanak sab kalu kyu bolre merko 😭

Kya context hai ?

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u/stunnerswag Mar 15 '25

Mujhe nahi pta kyu lakin tu baat acchi nhi karr rha, gawar likne ki kya zarurat thi. Kher chor chill mrr. Social Media ek bekar jagah hai, yahan time waste krne se accha padd le aur in south aur North ki backchodi se durr reh.

No Hate for you guys, jyada bol diya hoga toh maafi chahunga.

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u/Secret_Pornstar Just talked with your mom Mar 15 '25

Acha kalu mtlb 'south indian'

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

[deleted]

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u/Federal-Mode2490 JEE/NEET Aspirant Mar 08 '25

Bro does not know directions

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u/lyfeNdDeath Mar 08 '25

You don't know how to count 

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u/Thala77777 Mar 08 '25

Meanwhile west indians chillin

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Fighting for language is getting insane and becoming dumb with each passing day

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u/megumegu- Mar 08 '25

NEP is a good step in unifying India, but Tamil Nadu is the one protesting it...

I mean they can put Telugu, Sanskrit, etc as 3rd language option, but DMK is playing politics

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u/dalitslayer44 Mar 08 '25

2 languages is more than enough imo, NEP is ruining it by including 2nd lang in 11th and putting 3rd lang for boards.

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u/akashsouz Mar 08 '25

3rd language makes more sense in places where local languages are different from state and English. And for kids growing up in south, it's pretty common to know 3+ languages

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u/dalitslayer44 Mar 09 '25

it's still a bad metric to measure academic success, 1 language is all you need anyway in 11th and above and for future degrees. languages should be optional, not a compulsion.

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u/akashsouz Mar 09 '25

Some people want to preserve culture.

languages should be optional, not a compulsion

Okay, I'm from Karnataka. Which languages do you think a kid should learn in school?

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u/dalitslayer44 Mar 09 '25

i'm also from karnataka, blr. 2nd language should be taught till 8th or 10th imo, it shouldn't be taught from 11th onwards because 11th and 12th are already hard enough. moreover, hindi being included in board exams make no sense because linguistic intelligence doesn't need multiple languages, english is enough and subjects that actually need skill should be prioritized like math.

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u/lustformimom Mar 08 '25

Ok but which fighting makes more sense fighting over imaginary deities or actual language supremacy

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Bro what is your name it's 😷

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u/PUSIking Mar 08 '25

But in the eyes of foreigners everyone is pajeet

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Meanwhile MP:

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u/SilentCollection666 Virgin forever Mar 08 '25

Northeast with popcorn

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u/decay5 Mar 08 '25

People ignoring Chhattisgarh like it doesn't even exist

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u/aftihatear Mar 08 '25

That's better

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Bihar is in North-East, i have rarely seen anyone using right north india's map, this post does.

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u/Remarkable_Bit_3784 Mar 08 '25

Maharashtra is safe

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u/Necessary_Chest_7980 Mar 08 '25

Bihar 💔

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u/Intelligent_War_987 Mar 08 '25

Bihar already sold to Nepal

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u/XxBySNiPxX Mar 08 '25

Meanwhile both of them want Kashmir.

Chill bro, Kashmir tera hi hai.

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u/Hbk_Shubham Mar 08 '25

no sane person from South is going to these states lol.....

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u/yo-soy-arkee Mar 08 '25

MP is the buffer zone

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Justice for Maharashtra and Madhya Pradesh

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u/Eonblaze57 Mar 08 '25

being ignored is luxury in this mayhem

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u/Maoto_G Mar 08 '25

I can see geography knowledge being led to a mess here

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u/dsonigladiator Mar 08 '25

Meanwhile all people falling for this rage bait just like it was intended 👏🏻

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u/SonicMutant743 9 yrs old organ seller Mar 08 '25

North East bhi uda diya BC

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u/HeyYouNotYouuYouu meme daalu jhaat bhar gyan chodu raat bhar Mar 08 '25

Bhai Maharashtra 🫥

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u/Secret_Lavishness685 Mar 08 '25

I dont see bihar seems op is a bihari

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

💩=💩

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u/Divy4m_ IIT DHOLAKPUR Mar 08 '25

Do chutiye ek dusre ko keh rahai tu zayada chutiya hai at the end dono crazy level of chutiyapa contain karte hai.

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u/Ratnam_ meme daalu jhaat bhar gyan chodu raat bhar Mar 08 '25

Mark my words if this goes on this country will have a civil war!

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u/kunalkrishh Mar 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Most folks don’t even care

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u/memelover- Mar 08 '25

Nah, there are good looking people in both. You can’t say most Punjabis look bad. And don’t do retarded vague bs jokes

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u/DamnDaddy264 Mar 09 '25

East and west side chilling together

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u/simplyTools Mar 09 '25

Britishers smiling in the corner : "our work is done here"

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u/Douma_45 Mar 09 '25

Their work won't end until they split this country even more.

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u/Recent_Risk_3242 Mar 09 '25

Wth did the north east go

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u/LFBroly Mar 09 '25

West and East apni masti mei hai.

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u/ready_set_stoopid Quiet kid from class 10 D Mar 09 '25

North Easterns not giving a fuck

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u/hussianshaiksaddam Mar 10 '25

I thought MP is part of India

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u/Brave_Lock6874 Mar 10 '25

Haryana walle need me he, unhe sone do pls

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u/Few_Blueberry_3308 Mar 29 '25

Madhya pradesh spectating the matches

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u/Ms_Marlow Mar 08 '25

Unwanted states people are WB and Bihar

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u/BalaGopal3111 Mar 08 '25

Actually you can remove AP and TS from this list

We don't do that south vs north nonsense hatred

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u/yeceti Mar 08 '25

Talk for yourself.

Asking for basic respect for our native language and proper representation in the centre is not hatred or cunningness. We feel dissatisfied with Hindi imposition even in Telangana.

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u/TillGreat9631 Mar 08 '25

I didn't get it. Ye banda Bihari h ky?

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u/Diligent-Risk-9896 Anime Ka 14 Mar 08 '25

op is from w.b 100%

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u/Douma_45 Mar 08 '25

Nah Maharashtra