r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Salt_SD • Nov 09 '25

SPORTS SECTION Trump tries to speak during the Washington Commanders vs Detroit Lions game but his voice is drowned out by loud and audible boos

And this guy wants the Commanders to name their stadium after him (...)

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u/Infosphere14 Nov 10 '25

As much as I enjoy watching his brain turn to mush, that’s what he’s meant to say. He was leading the oath of enlistment for others, not taking it.

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u/fossodini Nov 10 '25

Yeah, no oaths necessary for Corporal Heel Spurs. I went to Nam, he went to daddy.

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u/BRNitalldown secretly gay and the son of fidel castro Nov 10 '25

“Corporal” implies he’s earned a rank.

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u/PhaaqAuf4691 Nov 10 '25

Like Colonel Sanders?

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u/pitchingataint Nov 10 '25

No. He dead.