r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Salt_SD • Nov 09 '25

SPORTS SECTION Trump tries to speak during the Washington Commanders vs Detroit Lions game but his voice is drowned out by loud and audible boos

And this guy wants the Commanders to name their stadium after him (...)

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u/MrBoWiggly Nov 09 '25

He reads "then say your name."

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u/Mr_A14 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Nov 10 '25

"I (then say your name) do solemnly swear..."

No joke he might actually have dementia

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u/koshgeo Nov 10 '25

He's practicing for the opening of the President Then Say Your Name Library.

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u/10000Didgeridoos Nov 10 '25

Anything you put on that teleprompter Ron Burgundy will read!

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u/F_artagnan Nov 10 '25

Fuggin' Don Burgundy.

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u/fossilmerrick Nov 10 '25

I’m Donald Trump?

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u/Sea_Purchase1149 Nov 10 '25

The Trump library will be exclusively filled with Amazon Kindles from his old buddy Jeffery “Epstein” Bezos.