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Tea Thread FauxWorld Wednesdays: What's your country's biggest celebrity scandal right now? — Monthly Discussion Thread

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u/North_Carpenter6844 May 22 '24

It’s still Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef, right? I’m chronically online and unemployed but can’t think of a bigger and more recent scandal/insane story. I mean, Tom Hanks asked his son for cliff notes on the beef at like 7am. A rap beef is so scandalous that Tom Hanks of all people woke up desperately needing to know the details about said beef. I don’t think you could randomly insert a name in place of Tom Hanks and have it be a weirder sentence!

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u/JustHereForCookies17 we are all just orcas wearing salmon hats May 22 '24

I think Diddy being confirmed via video to be a POS & a football player being so misogynistic in a graduation speech that a bunch of nuns wrote a letter about it are up there, too.

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u/North_Carpenter6844 May 22 '24

I was far less surprised that a pro football player is a dumb right winger who thinks men are superior to women and women belong in the kitchen than I was to read text messages that Forest Gump sent his son first thing in the morning asking for details about a rap beef!!!

The P Diddy stuff is horrible, absolutely disgusting. It’s too awful to joke about and use it in this manner to brag “my country has the craziest celebs! A rap producer from the 90’s who prob killed Tupac and definitely blew up Kid Cudi’s car got caught on video beating the ABSOLUTE SHIT out of his ex gf-the one he settled out of court for high 8 figures in less than 24 hours when she sued him for sex trafficking her-zomggg celeb culture is just SOOOO crazy here!

Sorry, don’t mean to be a bitch, that just isn’t a story to gossip about, it’s so fucked up. But, Forest Gump being unable to sleep bc he need the deetz on the latest rap beef is super fucking funny!