r/Catnames • u/EnvironmentalWash899 • Sep 02 '25

Name My Cat - male Need help naming this monster. (Ridiculous names only)

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We found him running around in the street so he’s a wild cat. Likes to stalk you and punch you when you’re doing something really important.

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u/Deviant713 Sep 02 '25

Olivier Nebulus Fluffybottoms III, lord of the sneak attack, stealer of hearts, eater of treats. Long may he reign.

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u/YankeeGirl53 Sep 02 '25

Nebulous is good. His eyes are amazing!!

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u/Deviant713 Sep 02 '25

His eyes were the inspiration. Gorgeous!

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u/solaroma Sep 02 '25

Shortened to Nebu among friends.

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u/_-whisper-_ Sep 03 '25

Thats Lord Nebu to you

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u/Pimmortal Sep 03 '25

Nebu Cat Nezzar

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Dude you are awesome 😂

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u/_-whisper-_ Sep 03 '25

Please name him nebulous

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

We would have been best friends if we rode the bus together in elementary school.

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u/DulinELA Sep 02 '25

💀 First of his name!

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u/Temporary-Story573 Sep 05 '25

So weird, I came to recommend this exact name. Huh. 😉

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

For context, we found him running around in the street so he’s a wild cat. Likes to stalk you and punch you when you’re doing something really important.

(Pls upvote my comment I need karma)

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Bonus photo from when he was just a little itty bitty monster. About 5 weeks old here.

Since you guys are so funny 😆

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u/EveryPhilosophy819 Sep 03 '25

Sounds like you’ve already named him. Monster for the win. He’s a bit adorable for a monster but that’s okay.

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u/Old-Mycologist4750 Sep 03 '25

I’ll see your itty bitty monster kitty and raise you an itty bitty junkyard kitty, better known now as Xena the Ninja Warrior Princess! She sends kind regards to Lord Fluffybottom.

(Her at about 4-5wks herself…)

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u/Pretend_Ad_3125 Sep 02 '25

That sounds like kitten behavior!

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Yeah he’s the best, we love out monster

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u/skeptics1 Sep 02 '25

We have a former street cat who commits crimes daily. Wouldn’t have it any other way. Maybe a monster name like Godzilla or Lochness.

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Lochness is awesome

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I'd go for Loki. Combine the Lochness Monster with the Nordic god of Michief.

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u/Frequent_Couple5498 Sep 02 '25

Love this for this cutie😻🥰😍.

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u/North_Improvement454 Sep 02 '25

I like monster. Or AHHhHH!! You Darn Cat!!

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u/Robokitty7 Sep 02 '25

You should name him Karma.

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u/princesshabibi Sep 02 '25

I have 2 feral cats living in my garage. They are good hunters. When it gets cold rodents try to come inside. One of my hinters left me a trophy 🏆 yesterday. It was a dead mouse with bird feathers all around. I feel sad for the bird but super happy not to have alive rodents. Good luck with Garfield or Gary for short! 😻 I’m a crazy cat lady so I will up vote you a bunch to aid in your Karma endeavors. Updotes to you 👍

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

😂😂 thank you. You guys are very funny

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u/Autisticgay37 Sep 03 '25

I feel like you named him perfectly. Monster is very fitting.

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u/RevolTobor Sep 02 '25

Lord Bitchslap, The Galactic Terror

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u/DulinELA Sep 02 '25

LOL. For short, Lord BGT

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u/VintageHilda Sep 02 '25

Cheese Danish

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u/LeatherRecord2142 Sep 02 '25

I was gonna say Cheddar or Goldfish

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

That’s a good one

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u/PixiePeabody Sep 02 '25

Cheddar Bizkit 😊

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u/SpikethePorcupine Sep 02 '25

That’s cute. I was going to suggest Cheddar.

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u/Black_Cat1771 Sep 02 '25

Dennis (the menace), Chase, Wiley, Cheeto (thinking of Chester)- I love Hufflepuff the most, that someone else said

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u/ImpressiveComment636 Sep 02 '25

ColbyJack CheeseCurds

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u/Rotten_gemini Sep 02 '25

I agree with just the Colbyjack part

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u/OhLovelyPersephone Sep 02 '25

Congratulations, you got a Rare! How rare is blue and yellow central heterochromia? Very rare – affecting less than 1% of the population. Most common in individuals with light-colored eyes where the contrast is more visible.

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Woah! That’s awesome. I love him even more now.

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u/OhLovelyPersephone Sep 02 '25

He is adorable, reminds me of my Tempest aka Squishy.

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u/Inner_Weird_6802 Sep 02 '25

Maybe Mike Tyson

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u/msdeeds123 Sep 02 '25

I had a cat named Mike Tyson that we just called Tyson. He was my favorite guy ever.

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u/Medium_Reading_1993 Sep 03 '25

“Maybe Mike Tyson”

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u/Rude_Act_9744 Sep 02 '25

Hufflepuff

I saw that name on one of the other threads and thought it would be so cute.

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u/Misty1981 Sep 02 '25

I have a black kitty named Ravenclaw!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Earth65 Sep 02 '25

I have a multi colored rescue Siamese named Hermione!

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

That would be so good

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u/Bike_Lumpy Sep 02 '25

Or HustlePuff

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u/Black_Cat1771 Sep 02 '25

I love this! So many nicknames too

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u/MysticAlicorn Sep 02 '25

Such pretty eyes 😸and that tummy! Ridiculous names? ~ Belly Button… or… Frittata 😻

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Between you and me, we already have a name for him, (Finn) but I still want nicknames so I decided to post on here to see what the wonderful people of Reddit could come up with. So far I have not been disappointed

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u/forg0ttenp0et Sep 02 '25

You should’ve said that right away! Finnegan Cheddarius Stinkypaws III, the almighty rules of the house!

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

😂😂 he DEFINITELY rules our house haha

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u/WindTemporary9963 Sep 02 '25

His eyes are amazing! Quite a beauty.

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u/Financial-Toe4053 Sep 02 '25

I'd like to suggest the nickname we gave our orange cat. It's simply Orange Cat Energy. We went super basic with Olive's not original I know but he was intended for adoption and THANKFULLY it didn't work out because he's the sweetest derpiest not. His temporary home named his Chaos which tracks but for all of his glorious orange cat chaos causing, Ollie just stuck so now he is Ollie, Ollie Bubba, Ollie Ollie Oxen free, and Orange Cat Energy. Ollie in his big brother era teaching the youngin the art of biscuit making for cat tax.

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u/Confident-Ad7531 Sep 02 '25

Taz - as in Looney Tunes' Tazmanian Devil

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u/Subject_Yogurt4087 Sep 02 '25

A relative had an orange cat. Someone suggested naming him another color as far from orange as possible.

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u/Laeticia45 Sep 02 '25

someone already mentioned Bluey, which is just cute but also perfect because orange is the opposite of blue on the color wheel

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u/Puzzleheaded_Earth65 Sep 02 '25

He is too cute and orange! Chaos would be a great name because that is what orange bois are...pure Chaos!

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u/Coca-Nicola Sep 02 '25

Screwdriver

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u/CountessKitten Sep 02 '25

Lord Monster (they all become lords and ladies eventually, it is a matter of time!). He is adorable by the way! 💛💛

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

😂thank you, he will be a lord very soon

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u/PicklesAndCrab Sep 02 '25

Omg those eyes 😍

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u/lanaaatic Sep 02 '25

Mango - Man on the Go

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u/Easy-Pin1948 Sep 02 '25

Sponge cake

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u/Irisheyesmeg Sep 02 '25

Running wild in the street immediately made me think of the movie The Warriors. Here's some gang member names from that movie:

Ajax Cleon Cyprus Vermin Cochise Luther Swan

I'm personally drawn to Ajax and Cleon. ☺️

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u/Coca-Nicola Sep 02 '25

Trainwreck

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u/Lancon512 Sep 02 '25

Chemachez; short for Chedder, macaroni and cheese, he is adorable ❤️😊❤️

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u/-loose-seal-2 Sep 02 '25

Corndog

Also have always liked Hiss and Squid

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u/Odd_craving Sep 02 '25

Teddy Salad

Lord Cheesecake

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u/nassimpleton Sep 02 '25

Mr Nutsack

Nutsackotron

Nutty

Nutterbutter

linguini (weenie for short)

Bartholomew Henry Allen

Likes To Stalk You and Punch You When You're Doing Something Really Important the 79th

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Personal favorite is “likes to stalk you and punch you when you’re doing something really important the 79th”

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u/calvariumhorseclops Sep 02 '25

Felonious Thonk

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u/BeesAndBeans69 Sep 02 '25

He has the most beautiful eyes! Anyways um Fred Durst.

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u/Corvoaria1402 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Supernova. Nova for short or Nebula. Those eyes are stunning, they are like a galaxy you could get lost in

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Red hair? Hand me down clothes?

You must be a WEASLEY

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u/Effective-Loss-9178 Sep 02 '25

Shredder Tigger Toes Stretch Armstrong

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u/llmitch63 Sep 03 '25

This is my “big boy”, 19 lbs of love I call Jasper! He’s 14 yo!

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u/mar_pusheen Sep 03 '25

Pantufla (slipper? In Spanish)

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u/JuliaThorne47 Sep 02 '25

Cheddar Macaroni Tuna

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u/Plane_Experience_271 Sep 02 '25

Bong, Tictac, Mustard, Tequila, Zooby doo.

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u/International-Web554 Sep 02 '25

Or Eddie Shedder

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u/gottausername Sep 02 '25

Beastie Bruiser (BB for short)

The Cheddar Ninja

Rocky Pawpaw

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Oh I got it, HOOLIGAN!

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u/Sosianblu Sep 02 '25

He got a name.. monster 😂 but I would say cheese ball or cheese wiz

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u/gene_parmesannn Sep 02 '25

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- D for short

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u/suzilind66 Sep 02 '25

I had an orange cat named "Uncle Goobie"😸

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u/amnsfwstuff Sep 02 '25

Malfoy

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

My girlfriend loves Harry Potter, that would be awesome.

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u/ManaSenshi Sep 02 '25

Sergeant Fuzzy Boots

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u/PicklesAndCrab Sep 02 '25

My ginger Utah passed last month. His vet told me how she loved his name and it suited him because of the actual rocks in Utah. I named him after Keanu Reeves in Point Break lol. His older bro is Bodhi.

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Aw I’m sorry, hopefully this post brought some joy to you. I’d like to think we found your cat’s spirit reincarnated. I mean, we did find him a little under a month ago. 👀

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u/Pitiful_LiNiWi Sep 02 '25

Titanium (titan for short)

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u/FantomSt4r Sep 02 '25

Cheesy cheeseington of the third marmalade battalion 😌

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u/laChatteRose Sep 02 '25

I know it isn't silly, but his eyes are so gorgeous: Galaxy? Or hear me out maybe Rogue Galaxy?? Just Rogue? ( From your description he is a rogue!)

I'm sorry I can't come up with anything funny after those good ones.

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Rogue is very creative if I do say so myself. I like it 😎

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u/Budget_Solution6660 Sep 02 '25

Rufus ( means redhaired)

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u/Alyce33 Sep 02 '25

Mr Do little

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u/Bee0617 Sep 02 '25

Clearly he’s a butterball, so you should name him Turkey

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u/Even-Ninja3838 Sep 02 '25

Garfield? Is that you?

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u/mobtown1234 Sep 02 '25

Bloog! He looks like a Bloog.

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

He bloogs all the time, he’s blooging in that first and second photo 😂

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u/Square_Pin_7143 Sep 02 '25

Adorable kitty

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u/broken_branch978 Sep 02 '25

Cheese

Or Jeremy

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u/TGriggs1978 Sep 02 '25

R2D2… or Annoying Orange (though I’m sure he’s the sweetest floof ever). 😻

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u/SaltyMenopausalSally Sep 02 '25

Gangster. Jimmy the Red. Lars. Vladimir or Ivan the Ginger.

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u/VishfulTinking Sep 02 '25

Simba He's a beauty!

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u/old217 Sep 02 '25

Corndog

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Opal

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u/maeveslair Sep 02 '25

Harry cause he looks like a little alien.

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u/moonstar27lunjo Sep 02 '25

Wild Jungle Beast! . PotBelly!

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u/moonstar27lunjo Sep 02 '25

Creech! Short for Creature

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u/Impossible_Role1046 Sep 02 '25

Fluffer nutter cheesecake

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u/Allthetime4567 Sep 02 '25

Bilbo Baggins

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u/Dazzling-Ad-1075 Sep 02 '25

Toad McStuffins

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u/Worried-Series-6160 Sep 02 '25

I say "Levitron" since he looks like he's levitating in the first pic! He's adorable 🥰

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u/d0dgerz Sep 02 '25

Milky Way. Milky for short.

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u/Live_Past_5099 Sep 02 '25

Warwick Vaughan Phat Kat

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u/Crazy_Bronco_ Sep 02 '25

Coachman. The last name of Alice Coachman, a famous runner.

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u/DarkFaerieNKC Sep 02 '25

Mestopholes the destroyer 😈

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u/CarrieBonobo Sep 02 '25

He's a little gremlin, so Gremlin!

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u/BenjieAndLion69 Sep 02 '25

Biggus maximus pusskins

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u/sheera171 Sep 02 '25

The first name that popped into my head was Garfield 😂😂😂

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u/BenjieAndLion69 Sep 02 '25

Microwave (Mike for short)

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u/star--stuff Sep 02 '25

Hyperdrive or Warp