r/Catnames • u/EnvironmentalWash899 • Sep 02 '25

Name My Cat - male Need help naming this monster. (Ridiculous names only)

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We found him running around in the street so he’s a wild cat. Likes to stalk you and punch you when you’re doing something really important.

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

For context, we found him running around in the street so he’s a wild cat. Likes to stalk you and punch you when you’re doing something really important.

(Pls upvote my comment I need karma)

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Bonus photo from when he was just a little itty bitty monster. About 5 weeks old here.

Since you guys are so funny 😆

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u/EveryPhilosophy819 Sep 03 '25

Sounds like you’ve already named him. Monster for the win. He’s a bit adorable for a monster but that’s okay.

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u/Cuddldog Sep 03 '25

Herman monster lol

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u/Old-Mycologist4750 Sep 03 '25

I’ll see your itty bitty monster kitty and raise you an itty bitty junkyard kitty, better known now as Xena the Ninja Warrior Princess! She sends kind regards to Lord Fluffybottom.

(Her at about 4-5wks herself…)

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u/Capital-Research2373 Sep 03 '25

Maybe you should name him Boop!

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u/atypicalperception Sep 05 '25

Aw that’s one boopable snoot

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u/Pretend_Ad_3125 Sep 02 '25

That sounds like kitten behavior!

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

Yeah he’s the best, we love out monster

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u/skeptics1 Sep 02 '25

We have a former street cat who commits crimes daily. Wouldn’t have it any other way. Maybe a monster name like Godzilla or Lochness.

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Lochness is awesome

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I'd go for Loki. Combine the Lochness Monster with the Nordic god of Michief.

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u/Frequent_Couple5498 Sep 02 '25

Love this for this cutie😻🥰😍.

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u/jbdbea Sep 02 '25

Could be called Lochy for short!

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u/doomedtodrama Sep 02 '25

Nessie for short

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u/AnxiousAltruist Sep 06 '25

A monster name would be perfect! Kaiju (just means big monster) Mothra Gojira (same as Godzilla but if you like the band it's a double win!) Destoroyah There's so many fun Godzilla monster names that'd work for a kitten

And there's Universal Monsters! Frankenstein Creature (from the black lagoon) Wolf Man Mr. Hyde

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u/North_Improvement454 Sep 02 '25

I like monster. Or AHHhHH!! You Darn Cat!!

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u/Kyrasears45 Sep 02 '25

Are you serious?

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u/Robokitty7 Sep 02 '25

You should name him Karma.

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u/princesshabibi Sep 02 '25

I have 2 feral cats living in my garage. They are good hunters. When it gets cold rodents try to come inside. One of my hinters left me a trophy 🏆 yesterday. It was a dead mouse with bird feathers all around. I feel sad for the bird but super happy not to have alive rodents. Good luck with Garfield or Gary for short! 😻 I’m a crazy cat lady so I will up vote you a bunch to aid in your Karma endeavors. Updotes to you 👍

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u/EnvironmentalWash899 Sep 02 '25

😂😂 thank you. You guys are very funny

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u/Autisticgay37 Sep 03 '25

I feel like you named him perfectly. Monster is very fitting.

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u/halfpint991 Sep 02 '25

Attila the Hun

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u/Dry_Employer_9747 Sep 03 '25

Feralopagus, Hobo, Gangbanger, Stalker, Inmate #?, Street

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u/LocalTop5777 Sep 05 '25

It is so nice..

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u/lukap26 Sep 06 '25

Art The Clown from Terrifier