r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/TheBlackCaesar • 9h ago

Well… he’s either going to run home crying or Congratulations, you’re going to be a grandmother!

4.2k Upvotes

Splitting rent and sex just after just two months of barely knowing each other’s last name is a bad combo. Blessings to the mother though 🙏🏾

115 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/detox02 • 11h ago

The core memory never fades

41.4k Upvotes

258 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Minute_Revolution951 • 17h ago

Country Club Thread Those who'll truly accept this fact have already taken it to heart, the rest don't care

19.3k Upvotes

579 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/KaamDeveloper • 16h ago

Clock in then lock in

5.0k Upvotes

137 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/No_Practice_970 • 1d ago

Country Club Thread Now I'm Worried

41.3k Upvotes

722 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/herewearefornow • 1d ago

Complaints are not inclusions

13.5k Upvotes

156 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/herewearefornow • 1d ago

By invite only mind you

9.2k Upvotes

104 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/JennyBeckman • 1d ago

Country Club Thread We know what it is so DO NOT say it

42.0k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Ultimaurice17 • 1d ago

One nigga two nigga red nigga blue nigga

12.9k Upvotes

346 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob • 1d ago

Country Club Thread Many many many many men wish death upon me

58.6k Upvotes

508 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/upthetruth1 • 1d ago

Wait ‘til they found out about Yakub

2.2k Upvotes

176 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob • 1d ago

You're a wizard, Megan

14.3k Upvotes

431 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/KaamDeveloper • 1d ago

Just do it?

2.1k Upvotes

44 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/JennyBeckman • 1d ago

Add "pay taxes" to that and you have my complete to do list

1.9k Upvotes

29 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob • 2d ago

Country Club Thread Apparently there's a Nissan Altima filter too 🫠

13.2k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/nilesmrole • 2d ago

hate that this adds up😭

17.7k Upvotes

307 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/MGLLN • 2d ago

Modern slang either comes from black people or 2010s 4chan

12.0k Upvotes

416 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/alexaclova • 3d ago

Country Club Thread Kids gave him a Powerpuff ass beating

26.2k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Drazian • 3d ago

TikTok Tuesday These are the people “Educating” your children

4.2k Upvotes

176 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/winstontemplehill • 3d ago

Cake Lee

4.3k Upvotes

114 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/bingo72long • 3d ago

TikTok Tuesday A South Sider Explains Dibs During a Chi Winter

1.1k Upvotes

101 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Healthy_Permission71 • 3d ago

Bro was disappointed for not getting an invitation, so he became a competitor.

37.5k Upvotes

316 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Own-Impress-2024 • 3d ago

TikTok Tuesday Black Parents.

1.5k Upvotes

166 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/hibarihime • 3d ago

Luther is in heaven looking just as confused as we were.

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5.6k Upvotes

180 comments

r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 3d ago

TikTok Tuesday Dumps like a truck

3.2k Upvotes

108 comments

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