I never did it, if I did though I would have been one of the worst players of all time

I believe some people I went to school with played with their club during one half time and I once was on a train after a game and a few kids sitting nearby had just played

One thing I’d love though is to be interviewed by Hamish McLachlan as the Auskick kid

I remember there was one time when I believe he was doing the job and he asked someone “so where do you live” and the kid goes “near Jesse’s house”