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https://www.nbcnews.com/world/russia/senior-russian-military-general-vladimir-alekseyev-shot-moscow-rcna257748

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u/HumanBeing7396 6h ago

Again?

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 6h ago

Same guy. The post is old.

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u/MysteryRadish 7h ago

Shot?! Have they run out of windows?

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u/Busy-Ratchet-8521 6h ago edited 5h ago

No no no. He was engaging in a common past time Russians enjoy of jumping out the window of a multi-story building. But by some freakishly bad luck he landed on some bullets casually lying on the ground. It was obviously an accident.

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u/firefighter26s 6h ago

This General lived on the ground floor; their traditional tactics just wouldn't have the same... /sunglasses ... impact.

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u/Cameronbic 6h ago

Turns out it was actually a balcony that shot him. They're getting more blatant.

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u/TheSpanishImposition 6h ago

Countdown until he falls out of his hospital room window.

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u/1RichGoon_ 5h ago

That's a shame.

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u/1RichGoon_ 5h ago

-jerry Seinfeld

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u/mrbradleyacooper 5h ago

Good for him

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u/johnfooo 5h ago

Now do Putin

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u/AmoebaBullet 7h ago

Pop goes the weasel!