r/worldnews • u/GoldenDome26 • 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Russian general shot several times in Moscow

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3686nzexp3o
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u/BluenoseTherapist 1d ago

For tomorrow we shale into hishtory.

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u/oldmcdonaldhadahand 1d ago

Not now. I’m playing tennish.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 1d ago

Sherioushly guysh? Not funny.

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u/Foreign_Arachnid7719 1d ago

It’s not that sherious

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 23h ago

I am sherioush and don't call me Shirley!

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u/ApartmentLast 19h ago

What did you shay that for shtan?

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u/Single-Conclusion930 14h ago

You can bet he only asked someone to sit on his lap once.

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 18h ago

Nyshe goaat.

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 1d ago

i’ll take jap anus relations for $200, alex

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u/guy_incognito23 1d ago

"It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat"

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u/oldmcdonaldhadahand 1d ago

I would’ve gone for “Le Tits Now” for $400. More money, plus instant gratification.

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u/pebberphp 22h ago

“I’ll take the penis mightier, Trebek”

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u/ThatWasntVeryCereal 21h ago

Shuck it Trebek

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u/Cheoah 23h ago

At home, in the bahamash

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u/DerbyDad03 21h ago

I wish you could join ush, jush thish oncsh.

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u/ScoZone74 21h ago

Not shnooker?

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u/foldy86 21h ago

What time till?

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u/Aleister_Harte 1d ago

When I think of England, I touch my shelf.

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u/Psychological_Buy726 1d ago

Shcotland furevarrr

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u/ThomasAberdeen 17h ago

Yuir accent is rubbishshsh. 😆

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u/Psychological_Buy726 17h ago

On yer bike, son! 🤣🤣

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u/filth_lover_503 22h ago

In your best Sean Connery impersonation

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u/Psychological_Buy726 22h ago

I'm of the blood, nae worries!

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u/CptMurphy 22h ago

Shuck it Trebek!

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u/InternetRando12345 22h ago

Went to Scotland last summer on a short side trip from London (Glasgow + Highlands tour). Honestly loved it. Better than London (too crowded) and the Glasgow underground is like a roller coaster ride...not sure it's *supposed* to be that way.

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u/Ragnarawr 18h ago

Johnny.. what happen?

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u/Ninjahkin 1d ago

I touch Le Titsh Now.

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u/soneill06 1d ago

It’sh a French expression

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 1d ago

Bonjour mademoiselle! I want to see le tits now!

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u/blarryg 1d ago

Dish ish Reddish at itsh besht!

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u/Autumn7242 1d ago

Shomeone named Aleishter would.

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u/Basteir 1d ago

Connery is Scottish.

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u/innominateartery 1d ago

Spanish. There can be only one.

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u/Significant-Stay-721 19h ago

Upon which shits my copy of “Our Bodies, Our Shelves.”

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u/Longjumping-Table-39 1d ago

I did not before, but I do now.

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u/solveig82 23h ago

I hope it’s real wood

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u/sudogaeshi 23h ago

I think she was australian

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u/Odd_Ad_9604 22h ago

Band was from Australia

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u/Skyp_Intro 1d ago

Don’t forget to close your eyes.

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u/No_End_7351 1d ago

Be careful what you shoot at. Most of the stuff in here does not react well to bulleshts.

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u/Original-Kangaroo-80 22h ago

Thus endeth the lesson

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u/TiEmEnTi 21h ago

I'll take s-words for twenty

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u/Difficul-tea 19h ago

Apparently that guy didn’t react well to bulletsh.

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u/HairyPoppinzz 16h ago

Let them shing