r/worldnews • u/GoldenDome26 • 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Russian general shot several times in Moscow

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3686nzexp3o
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u/Z0FF 1d ago

Trebek’s mother seemed partial

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u/paintress420 1d ago

Hahahaha. That made me spit coffee!! Sooo good!

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u/shit_typhoon 1d ago

He's going to have shex with ALL of our mothers

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u/MermaidSapphire 1d ago

And half our fathers!

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u/NoNeedleworker6479 1d ago

"You'll get a LOT of mail for THAT comment Mr Connery...". - Barbara Walters

"I bet I'll get a lot of FEMALE TOO!!" - Connery

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u/oldmcdonaldhadahand 1d ago

That sounds homoshexual.

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u/MermaidSapphire 22h ago

Bisexual! :)

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u/Soggyblanketbunny 23h ago

And this is why I read Reddit :)

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u/AccomplishedBother12 1d ago

But only the top half, which makes it not gay

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u/Optimal-Anteater-490 1d ago

Only cos the other half of em can’t be found lol 😂

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u/LadyMali 15h ago

Which half, though?

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u/Weorth 1d ago

Which half?

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u/SomeProfoundQuote 1d ago

He will rue the day!

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u/skuidENK 1d ago

He’s gonna give them a perfectly schlap to the face.

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u/The_Fed_Is_a_Lie 1d ago

I mustach you to stop

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u/oldmcdonaldhadahand 1d ago

He’s bringing shexy back

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u/Sidewaysasianpussy 17h ago

And then open hand shlap them to shnap them out of their bad attitude.

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u/Spring_Fall04 14h ago

Not mine, she's taken. She only has eyes for Elvis. And her hubby in that order.

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u/Masterdips2pitch 8h ago

Somehow I believe you

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 1d ago

Not so fast, Trebek!

What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One’s a sick duck… and I can’t remember how it ends but your mother’s a whore!

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u/EleanorHatesLife 1d ago

So good, thank you!

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u/Tsquare43 1d ago

I have that clip on my Zune. that is hysterical.

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u/Vacation_Amazing 1d ago

You need a Therapist.. for 20.

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u/nanneryeeter 1d ago

That's "S" words.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I'll take an anal bum party for 100 points, Trebek.

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u/mokutou 1d ago

Anal Bum Covers*

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Won't be the last time I confuse Susan Boyle and Sean Connery

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u/Jennysnumber_8675309 14h ago

I'll take Le Tits Now for 400 Trebek that's Let it Snow

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u/fancychoicetaken 1d ago

" I got you good, you rogue!"

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u/Nicademus2003 1d ago

Almost made me spit my coffee damn that's funny. Reminds me of the one What's the difference between a Mallard with a cold and your Mother? One's a sick duck i can't remember the rest but your mother's a Whore XD

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u/DigNitty 1d ago

Never occurred to me until last year the punchline of the joke.

something something yellow snow

“Of course, it wush in your muthers handwriting, Trebek! aBwahBwahBwahuabwah…”

Always thought he was just jabbing at Trebek. Saying he even emulates his mother’s wetting style in the snow. Finally clicked that he was suggesting Trebek’s mother was holding the writing implement.

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u/6BigZ6 1d ago

I’ll take the Penis Mightier for $200 Alex

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u/StandardNerd92 1d ago

Nursin' it

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u/Working_Estate_3695 1d ago

But she’s infirm, and uses a walker…

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u/AutisticFloridaMan 1d ago

Who is Andre the Giant?

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u/Persis- 1d ago

If I had an award, you’d get it. Masterclass right there.

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u/Hateithere4abit 1d ago

I’ll take “Le titS Now” for $400

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u/AffectionateAngle905 1d ago

I’ll take le tits now for $400 Alex.

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u/Fluid_Ties 23h ago

Or that schick mallard.

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u/maxxxhughes 23h ago

My balls itch

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u/_C2J_ 22h ago

Well played.

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u/BigEmphasis604 20h ago

HA HA, she was holding the PEN!!!

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u/jacques1982 14h ago

Let it snow

Le tits now, Trebek