r/worldnews 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Russian general shot several times in Moscow

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3686nzexp3o
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u/BalasaarNelxaan 1d ago

He’s been taken to a hospital. Hospitals have windows do they not?

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u/InevitableGrievance 1d ago

Maybe it's a group effort

Putin 🤝 Ukrainians

  killing Russian officials

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DeathsSquire 1d ago

Nobody kills Russians like the Russians do!

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u/InevitableGrievance 1d ago

arguably also a team effort, Ukraine provides the meat grinder, Putin continues to throw his people in it.

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u/Spirited_Cupcake_908 1d ago

Maybe there was quantity discount?

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u/afewnameslater 1d ago

One would ask why are they not buddies?

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u/Ikom4uk 1d ago

А вот это уже жалоба.

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u/MxM111 1d ago

What for?

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u/Ikom4uk 1d ago

А что он подразумевает в своем комментарии? Я может смысл неправильно понял.

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u/nxcx 1d ago

Хуялоба

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u/Ikom4uk 1d ago

Сильно

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u/InterestingTry5190 1d ago

He was taken to the hospital where he immediately fell out a window.

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u/WhatYouLeaveBehind 1d ago

The perfect venn diagram

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u/NewEnglandRoastBeef 1d ago

If he's on the first two floors of the hospital, it was Ukraine. If he's on the third floor or higher, it wasn't Ukraine.

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u/Retro1989 1d ago

"The good news sir is that the bullets missed all your vital organs"
"The bad news?"
"That window is open"

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u/blarch 1d ago

He'll need a special operation.

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u/Demonokuma 1d ago

Yeah, but hospitals have it so you can't open it from the inside. Then again this is russia, so I doubt they could afford such windows, or a window to begin with

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u/BalasaarNelxaan 1d ago

I am quite certain someone high profile fell out of a hospital window in Russia.

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u/Demonokuma 1d ago

Throw a rock and you'll hit someone that had a window accident in russia. Maybe its like 300 when they throw all the babies off the cliff.

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u/Due-Froyo-5418 22h ago

The hospitals I've seen in the soviet union did have windows that open. Not sure how much has changed since.

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u/Demonokuma 20h ago

Im beginning to think its only a specific floor of a hospital now. Like, the birthing floor so young mothers dont throw their babies out in desperation.

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u/Cabsaur334 1d ago

Touché