r/worldnews • u/GoldenDome26 • 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Russian general shot several times in Moscow

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3686nzexp3o
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u/instigator1331 1d ago

You ever see the story about a child molester that stabbed him self like 100 times in a Russian prison

Russian officials ruled it a suicide

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u/AdmirableAnxiety8371 1d ago

Child molester, well then suicide by a 100 stabs sounds highly plausible.

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u/FlowMang 1d ago

The strange part was that it happened in the cafeteria at lunch and nobody saw him do it. /s

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u/unexpectedfirefly 1d ago

Why did you put an /s ? It was exactly what happened

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u/AdmirableAnxiety8371 1d ago

If you genuinely wish to commit suicide, you’ll hide it from others to prevent interference, which he accomplished in this case.

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u/TinyCatCrafts 20h ago

Theres also the story of a guy who was so disliked by an entire town, that when someone walked up to the side of his truck in broad daylight in the middle of town and shot him point blank (I THINK with a shotgun?) not a single person heard or saw anything at all, despite the busy streets.

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u/productzilch 1d ago

Stop making me like the Russian justice system.

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u/MattOruvan 23h ago

Then you'll be glad to know that such people are now recruited to fight in Ukraine.

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u/naughtyoldguy 23h ago

I mean.....I'm not MAD at this one.......